Heidi & Spencer are ‘End Times’ prophets now

July 1st, 2009 // 147 Comments

After becoming social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Outta Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into full-blown religious hysteria. The two appeared on conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones’ radio show where Heidi talked about 9/11, Obama bringing on Armageddon and the evils of birth control. Via Jezebel:

I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.

At one point, the conversation turned to nightclubs that are allegedly having customers implant microchips in their hands to have access to VIP areas which, for those who don’t know, is what modern evangelicals believe is the mark of the beast:

“You would have to kill me before I get a chip, that would never happen. The fact that people are even already OK with this is sickening, I could throw up right now. A chip? are we dogs? Not even dogs deserve chips. It says in the bible that it’s the mark of the beast and that is a sign of worshipping the devil – so over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body. My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me, I will not worship the devil, I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen.”

Somehow I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus spoke about the dangers of microchips. Must’ve been right after his sermon on the virtues of fake tits, posing for Playboy and drunken gun ownership. Yeah, that sounds like Jesus.

Thanks to Maggie who was, literally, the first person to write me who didn’t think I should spread the truth about microchips. Not even joking.

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  1. Lalique

    “…in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

    Are these two thinking of populating the Earth? Hello, NASA, how much do you want for a one-way ticket on your next space shuttle?

  2. Sonia M

    Not a religious woman, but there’s a pretty clear allegory in the bible to this.

    Being imprinted with an ID number, etc.

    Somehow I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus spoke about the dangers of microchips.

  3. kelly

    here feet look like bear claws in the third pic .. scary

  4. dear al roker, please ask her about the moralities of breast implants.

  5. Becca

    “STFU you vapid cunt. The ‘research’ you speak of is nothing but bullshit. Its loons like you who buy into any fucking conspiracy theory they can get their fat little snausage fingers on, that look like sheep. Literally, and figuratively, in this case.”

    You sound real smart! Sounds like you have really looked into the issue. You are probably some obese disgusting fuck who can’t get laid to save your life so you jack off to superficial postings. Go suck Bush’s dick and trust everything you are told :)

  6. Cotton

    I never liked Speidi until this interview!

    You can listen to the full audio interview at:

    http://remixxworld.blogspot.com/2009/06/spencer-pratt-and-heidi-montag-have.html

    Or just do a search for it on YouTube.

  7. justifiable

    #91 Unfortunately, that’d have to be “yes”. They used our own technology against us, rather than coming up with one superior to ours, and that possibility never occured to anyone. We thought we were too big to fail, and also too big and too powerful to hurt. We learned nothing from the first WTC attack – instead, we scoffed at the terrorist going back to claim his Ryder van deposit and didn’t bother translating a lot of Arabic traffic afterwards. Vietnam was over 30 years ago, and because it was shameful we quickly forgot the primary lesson about that war that we should have remembered above everything else. Namely, guerilla and terrorist factions don’t come at you with tanks or conventional weapons, and that’s what makes them so successful, and so hard to fight. They go underground, off the grid and under the radar in activity and funding, and because we depend on technology for everything, we can’t fight what we can’t find. And we can’t infiltrate them any easier than we could the VC, so we’re at a further disadvantage – effectively deaf , dumb and blind. Jihadis are fanatics and idealists, and because the idea is essentially foreign to us, we never understood what true devotion to the concept of a holy war really meant and how strong that determination is – to say they “hate our freedom” is a laughably childish concept of their motives.

    So it really doesn’t matter how “rag tag” they were because the plan only needed 4 guys out of the bunch to fly a plane for a short distance. We committed the classic mistake of underestimating our enemy, just as we did in ’41. A prevailing theory then was that the Japanese couldn’t see as well as white Americans because their eyes were slanted, so we had nothing to fear from them as a force – just like you did now with your “rag tag” sneer. We were proved wrong then, just as you’re wrong now. Considering how swimmingly the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are going, and how sound our economy is because we’ve borrowed billions in China to pay for those wars, your “theory” of our achieving “world government” is laughable. Now if the CHINESE were behind the conspiracy it’d at least have some merit as a halfway viable crackpot theory, but as it stands, no.

    Sadly, I’m pretty damn sure you’re one of the tiresome lot who’s also firmly convinced that FDR masterminded the entire attack on Pearl Harbor and left his secret strategy for Bush to find and use in 2001. It’s just far more comforting, even tho it’s twisted, to think we deliberately destroyed a chunk of our country ourselves rather than admit that the almighty wall could possibly be breached. It’s a childlike delusion, like whistling in the dark, and it’s one we can ill-afford to indulge in.

  8. justifiable

    #107 Sorry, that’s for #99, not 91. And no one “stands to gain” from the misnumbering, either.

  9. veritas

    I can now officially say for the first time that i am a hiedi and spencer fan! and after listening to the full interview i was quite surprised by spencers knowledge on this subject. Terrible article though. Is it just me or does it seem like all these celebrity “jornalists” are bitchy 13 girls?

  10. captain america

    captain CAVEMAAAAAN is carrying his daughter, folks?

  11. Sarah-haviland@live.com

    Nobody will ever put anything in her? She’s so full of shit.
    So I guess that she doesn’t have breast implants and Spencer doesn’t have a penis?

  12. @ 111 LMFAO

    That’s why religion is funny, it makes you look pious and ignorant at the same time…she completely missed the message of christianity on that one

  13. Jibbly Biggins

    Wow. Never knew how much I disliked her until now. Knew she was vapid and image obsessed, just didn’t realize she was on the psycho bandwagon…

    “it’s just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression”

    WTF about choosing how many children you want is devaluing women? Seems it elevates us above sperm repositories on cue…

    Want to talk about devaluing women Heidi? Try wearing inflatable bags under your chest, breaking your nose and sucking out body fat at the local doctor, followed by posing like a piece of meat in planned photographs to preserve the 15 minutes of fame as a bimbo retard in image obsessed magazines that are very “of the world” as the fanatics call it. Oh wait…:) As for birth control, I’m thankful to have it. As for Spencer, he’s probably very happy knowing he can ditch the condoms…assuming he gets past first base.

    Since 85% of women get pregnant in a year without using birth control, we can assume that these conspiracy theorists aren’t getting any…

  14. boogermeister

    so what I gather from all this chatter is that fake tits and “made in China” are the marks of the beast . . . hmmm . . . there would be truth that silicon implants are the mark of the breast.

  15. Spot

    http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/145515

    This is the club they are talking about.

  16. justifiable

    #113 “Since 85% of women get pregnant in a year without using birth control, we can assume that these conspiracy theorists aren’t getting any…”

    We could even assume there’s actually a high rate of miscarriages as the fetuses made an united effort to escape being born to these wingnuts. Either that, or tinfoil hats really are an undiscovered contraceptive!

  17. ashley

    YES wonderful to Hedi and Spencer. They are telling the truth :D READ THIS.

    God may have not said something about a microchip exactly but he is not going to say in exact details what it will be (the mark of the beast)

    “I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheadedbecause of their testimoney for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worsheiped the beast OR HIS MARK on their foreheads or their hands (microchip) They came to life and reighed with Christ a thousand years” Revelation 20:4

    I suggest everryone to pull on a bible and read before just not having faith and thinking it is nonscence just because you dont want to belive in the horrible things to come.
    Jesus is on his way again and I also will not bear that mark of the beast.

  18. ashley

    oh and those things you listed about Hedis past are HER PAST in Jesus eyes. He forgives all sins and forgets them from east to west. instead of concerning yourselves with the lives on hollywood you should concern for your life and pick up a bible.

  19. #117-118 – Dammit! I used the Revelations pages when I ran out of EZ Wider, you crazy bitch! But I could swear I saw motherfucking angels… No one told me that shit was true! And I use what’s left of my Bible to keep my bed from wobbling because, you know, I fuck a lot…

  20. ashley

    wow 119 i am not the crazy one. and i as well belong to the Lord and dont talk bad back to you so here i am praying for you. the end.

  21. God

    #120 Ashley, I’ve told you over and over again no one who belongs to me would indulge in gossip and looking at naked flesh on lascivious display here. I already forgave you 37,978 motherfucking times in a row and told you to go forth and sin no more, and each time you kept on coming back. Enough is enough, you’re outta chances. You no longer belong to me, I rented out your ass to Satan in exchange for Micahel Jackson’s. Stop preaching here, return all relligious materials and prepare to meet your new landlord. That new mole on your neck? The Mark of the Beast. – aka stage 2 melanoma. Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  22. Tom

    So, for those of you who think the microchipping of the population is nuts, could you tell us what Joe Biden is talking about in this video?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgcZUIc3oks

  23. Tom

    How about this? Another conspiracy nut job?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aa3ChGIxP8

  24. ToRiMiLi

    “My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me”

    doesn’t she have implants?

  25. LEARN TRUTH NOW

    Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
    Micro Chip inmplants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don’t wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

    DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION WAS AN ACCIDENT?
    It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company – nothing ‘federal’ about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else’s pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google “Federal Reserve Scam” It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Listen to Alex Jone’s show for free. INFOWARS.COM

    If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don’t learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

  26. LEARN TRUTH NOW

    Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
    Micro Chip implants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don’t wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

    DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT?

    Experts know how money and economies work, so this economic crash was designed and allowed to happen for a purpose.

    It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company – nothing ‘federal’ about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else’s pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google “Federal Reserve Scam” It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Listen to Alex Jone’s show for free. INFOWARS.COM

    If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don’t learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

  27. LEARN TRUTH NOW

    Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
    Micro Chip implants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don’t wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

    DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT?

    Experts know how money and economies work, so this economic crash was designed and allowed to happen for a purpose.

    It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company – nothing ‘federal’ about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else’s pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google “Federal Reserve Scam” It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Listen to Alex Jone’s show for free. INFOWARS.COM

    If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don’t learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

  28. magentapyramid

    Wow…. so much stupidity – so little time….

  29. Your Bedazzler (TM)

    Yay to #79 and #113 very well said! – although I think any condom that Spencer uses ISN’T for birth control…

  30. Zoe

    Y’all are stupid. Heidi and Spencer are losers, but Alex Jones is awesome.

    You have to be fucking kidding me anyway. The govt. has taken over the financial system, the entire control of money and credit (since 1913), the auto industry, the mortgage markets, the healthcare industry (already subsidizing 60% of all healthcare expenditures in the country), and became the middle man for anything and everything that is related to energy!!

    What the hell? Pray for a slow ease into inflation rather than a crack-up boom, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

  31. justifiable

    #125-127 FYI, posting this drivel three times doesn’t make it true. Go back to watching The Wizard of Oz and keep clicking your heels, not the “post your comment” button three times.

    Just asking, but who would you rather see running the The First Bank of the US – politicians? Or for-profit bankers? And politcial appointees of what party, lending to whom? Given the fact that our previous two government-run banks prior to the creation of the Federal Reserve were shut down by rival-party politics (and were corrupt as well), the fact that the semi-private/semi-public Fed has survived this long speaks to what little stability it can provide vs. the wholly gov ‘t owned and operated central bank system.

    The Federal Reserve was created before World War I, so if you see it behind some dastardly plan to tank the economy a hundred years later, it’s moving at a fucking snail’s pace. Economist Ben Bernancke believed it was partly responsible for the Great Depression in that it didn’t bring the financial stability it promised – yet he’s its current Chairman. Have fun with THAT.

    Look instead to Phil Gramm’s bill that burned down the banking firewalls that were set up to prevent another Great Depression and bank failure. That Reagan-agenda deregulation allowed lender institutions to write sub-prime mortgages to people who obviously couldn’t afford them – and some “experts” like Greenspan finally figured out markets aren’t instantly self-correcting or self-regulating after all. Oopsie, his bad. You know shit about economics – it’s NOT an exact science with comforting “expert” daddies who know everything.

    And I’m willing to bet all you understood was “blah blah blah Federal Reserve blah blah blah dastardly blah blah blah experts know everything”.

  32. angela

    “no one will ever put anything in me”

    except breast implants.

    hahahahaha… yes I know it’s been said over and over again, but it is still funny!

  33. Gen

    and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad…

  34. Gen

    and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad…

  35. Gen

    and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad…

  36. me...

    wait….. she said “My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me”…. didn’t she get breast implants? i guess god is ok with fake titties.

  37. some guy

    @superfish: Pleaaaase don’t do political commentary again. I have tears in my eyes. And, yes, don’t pretend you know the bible.

  38. lola

    I have gained a bit of respect for these two. I would never take birth control pills, but my guy got a vasectomy. I recommend this to all the husbands out there (keep your wives from cheating with more verile men). I think the pill has caused a lot of harm to women. While there are other forms of birth control, none feel as good as how nature intended. When you make love to create a baby it blows any other sex out of the water! I feel so sad that many women will never be able to experience this. The whole process has been cheapened and teens are pressured into sex.

    The Real ID is something we need to fight right now. Kudos to these two for bringing light to this important issue! I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t like the idea of uncle Sam knowing where I am at any time and tracking my finances. The government will know every single transaction and we will have to move to a black market economy based on tangible goods to pay the babysitter. Taxes will go up and there will be no way to evade the system! I don’t trust my government so why would I give it ultimate authority over my life?

  39. ashley

    138 i agree with you on the governement and with the microchips they are talking about installing in people from birth and etc..they will eventaully be able to track what we are thinking or how to think..we will be the goverments dummys if we allow this to happen. i pray this doesnt happen in my lifetime or my childrens lifetime.

  40. Sean

    She is right.

  41. Fubar

    I challenge all the people dissing Heidi and Spencer to watch, “The Obama Deception” on youtube.

    Then go to:

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/13404412/The-Obama-Deception-Guide

    EVERYTHING IS DOCUMENTED AND PROVEN TO BE FACT.

    Alex Jones predicts 9/11 2 months before it happens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Hk1-BpXO8

  42. KDUBBLL

    Our brain is a electro chemical computer and it can be programmed, this is where the TELEVISION comes into play, they call broadcasts “TELEVISION PROGRAMMING” because it truly programs your brain how to think and what to believe, how to dress, whats cool etc., and our gov. knows this more than 98% of America,this is how our gov. got a guy with a muslim sounding name elected in America.TELEVISION:the greatest hynotist the world has ever seen.

  43. warning will robinson!

    THAT “conspiracy nut” accurately predicted 9-11.

    2 months before it happened and also predicted who would be blamed for it.

    July 27 is the worldwide national fema excersize.

    14 countries participating.

    The last fema excersize was the same day and same scenario as 9-11.

  44. tim

    well thanks alot Heidi and Spencer

    i did not like the whole chip thing myself and now i have be put into the same group as you two morons damm it

    you know you don’t have to be a end times whack job to not want that

    1. do you really want club owners to keep your credit card numbers on file

    2. thank you you now have given hackers one more way to steal your identity

    3. anything implanted can sometimes case issues and i bet someone gotten an infection or an allergic reaction from that

    4. who puts it in i hope they have some medical knowledge

    5. what keeps it from setting off any other readers like at stores and what do you do if that messes up

  45. Not a Speidi Fan

    These two kooks are doing a great job of destroying themselves. Let the attention whores keep doing it, just PLEASE stop reporting on it! Mr. “I don’t donate money I make money” Pratt needs to be shown that he’s responsible for his actions and his ****ing mouth.

    I’ll put $10 on Al Roker in round 1.

  46. Thomas

    While the whole 9/11 thing is crazy, she’s actually right about one thing. The human population is actually heading towards a “soft” extinction by the 3000 AD. And if our birth rate continues to decrease towards that of Germany’s then the human race could be extinct by 2400 AD. The Scientific community takes depopulation very seriously. In fact many governments have actually started paying women to have children.

  47. Oh, and those things you listed about Jesus Hedis past is past his eyes. All sins are forgiven and forgotten them from east to west. Hollywood lives on rather than with yourself you should be concern for his life and carry a Bible.

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