Heidi Montag’s video debuts big on iTunes

February 13th, 2008 // 132 Comments

Somehow Heidi Montag’s video “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 100. It’s official. The terrorists have won. In the meantime, Heidi had initially said she was thrilled people commented on the video but in reality she drowned her fake breasts in tears. Us Magazine reports:

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” The Hills star tells Us.
“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”
“I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams,” Montag says.

Heidi also revealed the technical prowess employed by the video’s director Spencer Pratt:

“We were at the beach and, literally, Spencer had his camera and a boom box in the trunk,” Montag recalls of the amateur shoot in October. “We did it in one take, maybe two, and it took us 20 minutes to film and cost us zero dollars.”

A boom box was involved? Whoa! That changes everything. Here I thought some ass-clown just videotaped his tone-deaf girlfriend rolling around the beach in a bikini. But all this time advanced boom box technology was being used. Spencer Pratt, I underestimated you. Please show up to my house to receive my well-earned respect.*

*Respect subject to change and may be substituted for a brick in the face. Brick subject to be on fire.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. theShizaan

    yeah, yeah, brick in the face, fire fire fire, I’m so daydreaming of Prattboy eating a flaming brick.

  2. jo angela

    ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD D LISTER GIVEN THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME
    SHE NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERY
    FAKE BOOKS AND DUCKS LIPS DON’T GO WELL ON HER
    THE ONLY REASON ANYONE LOOKS IS BECAUSE OF THE BOOBS.

    JUST GO AWAY ALREADY

    OH AND I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT WAS 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I’LL NEVER GET BACK WATCHING HER STUPID HOME VIDEO OF HER SONG.
    SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CHIPMUNK
    SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE PORN INSTEAD

  3. big pimpin'

    geez, is anything on her real? stepford wife…she needs to stray from the pimp and find herself!

  4. dreamer

    I want to follow my dream of getting fake breasts and making the worst music video of the century, but my wife says no. Dammit.

  5. thank.me.later

    I’d like to take Heidi ‘higher’…then give her a shove. You can thank me later.

  6. wha.wha.what?

    #92…ummmm…that’s actually Michael Jackson blowing you…

  7. wha.wha.what?

    #92…ummmm…that’s Michael Jackson blowing you…

  8. michy

    she DOES resemble avril lavigne

  9. moobs

    Anytime i hear someone say “she’s hot” i instantly think about how big of an unimaginative, uneducated douchebag you must be.

    Paris Hilton clones.

  10. S

    Sadly the real video is not that much different than the parody. I want to know who’s responsible for releasing this crap on the public? Why does this amatuer retard even GET to be on Itunes? Because she has a built in fan base from being a stupid whore on an MTV reality show? Would someone just kill this bitch please?

  11. Vanessa

    She looks like a horse with boob implants.

    It’s Valentines day and i’m in a bad mood since I have to work which means no getting laid (unless my boss hmmm…) so I got to take this frustration out on someone.

  12. Inna Booty

    Another no-class, no-talent white trash whore wannabe.

  13. #92 WTF You’re kidding right. My apologies…i shouldn’t make fun of the Deaf & Blind.

    BTW…those “girls like Heidi” are really Douchebags like yourself with a wig on.
    Sorry to break the news. You’ve been juiced by ladyboys.

    Now go stand in a busy intersection.

  14. SuperFan

    This video is even better!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89kbgp0TACs

  15. SuperFan

    This video is even better!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89kbgp0TACs

  16. laguna_b

    this video beats them all – it is pop up video style (circa 1997)

    http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/02/13/heidi-montag%e2%80%99s-video-now-with-intentional-humor/

    hilarious!!!

  17. Dave ain't here, man

    #47 Bob makes a good point. Get it together, people.

  18. Conky

    I’d like to hump her face.

    Thanks

  19. Janine

    Her lips look like a slug about to leave a trail of slug slime through your garden. Her other lips probably are the same. In fact, she probably watches her own video and then leaves a trail of slug slime on Spencer’s face. Ewww, I seriously just grossed myself out. She sucks!!!!!!!!!

  20. brooke

    Oh, Heidi that video was so terrible. What made it terrible? Well, let’s see, it looked cheap, which it was and you kept flapping your arms around, that was why it looked so rediculous. It’s not that your voice is terrible, let’s face it you are not Christina or Whitney, but it’s your stupid dance moves or lack thereof. Still you did better than Paris Hilton did singing, IMHO…Stick with what you do best being the diva of the Hills…You are still a very pretty girl, don’t get any more surgery though…

  21. mensa

    jimbo (aka #45): you are a sick fuck.

    that is all.

  22. Regular guy

    Why is she wearing two water balloons under her dress?

    Hey women, would you knock it off with those fake knockers? They look ridiculous.

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  24. T-chan

    haha the parody video was better than the original x10

  25. El Chinko

    Bangkok Tranny?

  26. jojo

    As soon as I played that video my dog started growling. Then he clawed his own eyes out. Thanks Heidi Montag- now my dog is blind. Jerk.

  27. elliot

    thats the first time i ever heard that song, but listening to it once felt like listening to it 500 times in a row. i never want to hear it again, ever. also, to be honest, i cant tell if that’s a dude in a wig. if it werent for the boobs, which some fat dudes have, and the hips, (also, fat dudes), i would think that’s a man, baby.

  28. goaway

    they will go away soon. they are both a joke to all in hollywood and its only a matter of time. He is gross and gives me the willys! she is retarded and fake. really fake and it shows

  29. goaway

    they will go away soon. they are both a joke to all in hollywood and its only a matter of time. He is gross and gives me the willys! she is retarded and fake. really fake and it shows

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  31. wowthatsuxbigtime

    Wtf is up with that hair? She looks like she’s wearing a bad wig. I half expected her to exclaim, “OMG shoes!”

  32. I did not like that image of the plastic surgery proceedure, I considered it was overdone and too much.

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