Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is officially the most pointless thing in the world, according to TMZ:
Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull’s-eyes on her moneymakers. She also told us she’ll be featured on two covers — but no real nudity.
At this point, I can only hope that Heidi and Spencer were the ones who paid Hugh Hefner for this and not vice versa. I mean, Christ, what’s the point of posing in Playboy if you’re not even going to show your nipples? Unless, of course, Heidi doesn’t have any in honor of her spiritual mentor: Malibu Barbie.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Better Than You | June 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Has a nice ass, should make the faglets pissed!
Dorito Man | June 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Who cares. She’s boring.
Better Than You | June 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm
What first and second???
Andy | June 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@1 and 3 YOUR A FAG
i bet she has retarded nipples
LinDsay lohan pictures here | June 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm
what a waste of effort
at least pay lindsay and lets see some high quality ass
Fantastic Sam | June 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm
She’s pretty, but her hair is too long and icky. Someone really needs a trim.
I love her, kiss, kiss, kiss….
It Really is Summer | June 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm
#4 -
You are is spelled out as you’re, not YOUR. Remember the ‘ mark goes where the letter is left out. YOU RETARD. How old are you, 10?
Headshakin' | June 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Are there no other skanks in Hollywood you could waste your (our) time on besides this horse-faced broad, Shauna, her nipplesand shoes,Lilo, Ebola etc.
Kodos | June 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Who is this vacuous twat again?
Hef has really let a great publication slide. A Playboy shoot where you don’t see anything.
FAIL.
friendlyfires | June 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Heidi has a better chance of getting into heaven than Carrie Prejean who turns out to be a snarly lying bag of shit – for Jesus!
friendlyfires | June 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Heidi has a better chance of being admitted past the pearly gates than Carrie Prejean, who is turning out to be a snarly sneaky lying bag of shit – for Jesus!
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
WHITE MEN’S DREAM WOMAN SHE HAS
1. FAKE BREASTS
2. ANOREXIC 12 YEAR OLD BODY THAT IS JUSTIFIED WITH IMPLANTS AS BEING FEMALE
3. COMPLETE AIRHEAD, HAS NOTHING TO SAY
PERFECT HUH
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Ben Dover | June 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm
She has just about a perfect ass! I bet she’ll end up like Raquel, always flashing T & A but never showing the goods. She’s set for life, earning while on the fringe. It’s actually the sleazy papparazzis that keep in her business. I love America!
sam | June 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@12 you must be a fatty who has never had a bf, you sad cunt
White Men Rule | June 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Hi Jen you really are an ugly ape aren’t you? I agree with be fake breasts, but this is no the body of a boy you tall, big boned monster. I bet you got one of those real wide noses and a really hideous tan too, dontcha?
Heidi is a goddess. Any man that disagrees is either a fag or a liar.
maxchain | June 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Fuckin’ called it.
Groucho | June 13, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Jesus loved himself some nekkid women. For Heidi to wear clothes is an affront to God himself.
Walter | June 13, 2009 at 4:41 pm
And Playboy wonders why it is going down the tube. It is a nudie magazine. Without nudes, it is worthless.
John | June 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Just goes to prove Hef is getting senile if he is now paying women to pose and their is no actual nudity!
Uh Huh | June 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“I mean, Christ, what’s the point of posing in Playboy if you’re not even going to show your nipples?”
This coming from a guy who thinks armpits are nipples and kneecaps are vaginas.
Not that I don’t agree with him.
captain america | June 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
well, do not panic, folks.
AMERICA IS STILL AS PRUDISH AS HELL!!
Fuck U | June 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm
#5,
If Lindsey Lohan is your idea of a “high quality” pice of ass, you don’t have any fucking idea what “quality” means,but I’m sure you know what “high” means.
I suppose you think Amy Shithouse and Shitney Spears are “high quality” too, huh?
You have shit for brains and the only “high quality” shit you know about is drugs/weed.
Does that bitch ever shut her fuckin mouth? She looks stupid as hell in pic #1…and #2…. isnt that the same face? That bitch is faker than Fishs’ cock.
Venom | June 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I am mad now.
I really wanted to see her naked.
Bigo | June 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm
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mikeock | June 13, 2009 at 6:16 pm
I don’t want to se her naked. Why? Because she’s being such a fucking prude about it. Fuck her and that albino retard she married.
Matthew | June 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm
DAMN IT FISH!!!!!!!!! STOP POSTING MR.AND/OR MISS DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BREAKIBNG YOUR PROMISE NOT TO POST THEM EVER!!!!!!
mikeock | June 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm
She DOES have a nice ass.
GladtoSay | June 13, 2009 at 7:32 pm
What is the point of doing playboy and not showing your tits off you could go to a strip club to see pastys or whatever the fuck she is going to have over em
Please Please Please | June 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Stop posting about these two retards. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have some decency!
Abraham Lincoln | June 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Four score and seven years ago…
Who the fuck is Heidi Montag?
the grapes of ROUGH | June 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm
The last time i brought a playboy in a long time was Kimmy K’s, i went to the newsstand like a robot, didnt even look how much it cost. I doubt theres anyone else thatll have the same effect, sure ill see the issue but ill borough it….
the grapes of ROUGH | June 13, 2009 at 9:02 pm
lol borough hall is a train station in my area, that was a shout out not a typo….
THAT_GIRL_JEN | June 13, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I am a 355 lb sweaty whore, who gives blowjobs to black guys for crack.
Breakup Makeup | June 14, 2009 at 12:06 am
I wonder if Spencer would do Playgirl?
assman | June 14, 2009 at 12:21 am
the assman passes. not interested.
vito | June 14, 2009 at 12:35 am
No nudity??? What the fuck…?
Well fuck those people then cuz I won’t be buying *that* issue, that’s for sure!
Oh wait. I subscribe. GODDAMMIT!
RtSS | June 14, 2009 at 3:34 am
Me likes that round rump protecting the poopchute. I’d pack that dirt tunnel of love for her, and I know she’d like it too. Look at image #1 how she’s poking her butt out for ease of entry. Bless her little heart, she’s even providing a shelf with the small of her back so that I have a place to put my beer; will doing the nasty wild-thing to her port hole. Scream baby, scream!
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H_Chick | June 14, 2009 at 4:09 am
@ Number 12 THAT GIRL JENN
Jenn youve forgotten two important criteria on the Dream woman wishlist! She needs to be able to get a beer out fo the fridge and also give a decent blowjob (preferably at the same time!!) :)
Re Heidi – why do we keep getting her and that fucktard Pink wanabee Spencer Pratt thrust upon us?? They are both so puke inducing its not funny!
quake | June 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
called it.
Superbiggerevil | June 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I predict her spread will be the LOWEST selling issue in the history of that magazine.
Jim | June 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm
The real (but not surprising) news should be that Playboy is complete shit now, with all the non-nude females now going to be gracing Playboy covers now. Heidi Montag, Olivia Munn and there is already more of those non-nude cover girls than in the entire history of Playboy
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Jim Jones | June 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm
What’s the fucking point then? How will it be any different from her strutting around in a bikini?
Mr Semprini | June 16, 2009 at 6:46 am
Wow, never thought the Fish was a liberal shill. Bet there’s no Santa, either!
Ma!
Heidi Montag Playboy | June 18, 2009 at 1:15 am
Celebrity actress, socialite and model Kim Kardashian encouraged Heidi Montag to do Playboy? When can I see you on that magazine spreadsheet? hehehe
Rebecca | June 20, 2009 at 3:48 am
Hef’s done this before. In the 80s, one of the girls from Three’s Company posed nude-but-covered for a front cover feature.
Nobody liked that pictorial either.
J | August 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Can’t believe that Hugh actually paid her $500,000 and she didn’t even have to show her breasts. Playboy’s stock share must have plumpted when this issue came out and the news hit the markets that he through that much away on her.
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