Heidi Montag’s Playboy shoot is Jesus-friendly
Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull’s-eyes on her moneymakers. She also told us she’ll be featured on two covers — but no real nudity.
At this point, I can only hope that Heidi and Spencer were the ones who paid Hugh Hefner for this and not vice versa. I mean, Christ, what’s the point of posing in Playboy if you’re not even going to show your nipples? Unless, of course, Heidi doesn’t have any in honor of her spiritual mentor: Malibu Barbie.