Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover

i really could care less about all this drama , but i have to say i think it is cute how much they love each other …….WE NEED MORE LOVE IN THIS WORLD !!!!! DONT B JEALOUS PEOPLE !!!! I THINK THE PIC IS OK BUT COULD B BETTER ….

51. Spencer is that you? I hate your fucking guts man.

Um…are you looking at that guy? And you think we’re jealous? That guy is easily the biggest douchebag i’ve ever seen. He transcends douchebaggery. He’s like the uberdouche; he’s assembled from parts of lesser douches.

He’s wearing a pink shirt and he has that hair, and yet he still gets to bang that girl and her amazing legs. He doesn’t deserve to live. If I ever see him in person, i will kill him with fire.

So, ol’ Heidi is into receiving the “Cleveland Steamer”, huh? Excellent. Next up is full David Caradine action for Spencer. Pay Per View on both. Then it wraps in a snuff ending.

YAHTZEE.

Spencer… Gosselin… some serious douchebaggation goin’ on today…

Hasn’t Spencer Douchebag said he wants to go into politics? As if our government isn’t fucked up enough already. If he is trying to perfect his ass licking technique in Hollywood, well, I guess his plan is on track.

#18 and #26, you are both sooo right on.

I see a sequel to Star 80 for these two.

Dirtiest Sanchez. If you look up Douchebag in the Urban Dictionary, do you find a picture of Spencer there? Can someone make it so it does display Spencer? It would help a little….

Ugly is as stupid does.

She has a bangin body. Cover’s not bad, but I hate that stupid look she has on her busted face.

Whoa @26.. think about what you’re saying man.. you can’t regrow your eyes..

Where is the real RANDALL when you need him?

Stop making the rest of us look bad!

Pic #2: Looks like he’s never seen tits and tail before. But, since she’s apparently not really naked, he still hasn’t. Just touching that magazine made him spuzz in his shorts.

My husband gets playboy. I asked him if I could see it to read the Kurt Vonnegut story. He claims it was “stolen”. Wah-wah

She’s got nice legs; I’ll giver her that.

Forget her stomach, they shouldve used the mud to cover her face!

I’d like to see 6 more feet of dirt on her.

i like the bunny drawing in her boy more than the whole coveer ..that means this is a bad playboy coveeer and why? because of the horrible model

i like the bunny drawing in her body more than the whole coveer ..that means this is a bad playboy coveeer and why? because of the horrible model

The should be chased and hunted through the Hollywood hills with torches and sticks. Then terrorized and beaten.

really…….. why in the hell is she on the cover? GROSS is all that needs to be said…

That Cover picture is disgusting!!! its uglyyyy…ewww hate em bothh

See here: Another honky tryin to look brown. Get some lip injections bieotch.

Worst spray tan ever.

As someone asked earlier, why is Heidi smeared with crap? WTF Playboy….

It is so weird to see her body covered in dirt… Yet her face is totally clean? Dirt just isn’t attractive…

I really want to f*ck her in the ass.

Why des the press give these assbags the time of day? Sure Heidi is pretty hot but she’s annoying as fuck and her husband is the biggest douche walking the planet.

2012 the year the world ends.
2009 the year playboy got lame.

is Spencer wearing nail polish?

“Non-nude”

I heard its the damp and swipe issue, if you run out of toilette paper….

Seriously…Heidi Looks HIGH as a kite! WTF did that fleshy beard do to her?! She use to be somewhat “Normal” Ughh…nasty

i think she’s gorgeous and she’s managed to make more money than all of us ever will. so in all reality, maybe she’s stupid…..but do stupid people make over 4 million in less than 4 years?? and everybody made fun of her beach video cause it was low quality….but that was the point. she knows she’s not a big superstar…the video was for her small group of fans only. which is why she didn’t make a big production out of it and spend a ton of money. what would be the point?

The only thing I’d masturbate to is me slitting these b___ throat then blowing my l0@D in directly in their esophagus. Screw “a day without Megan Fox” how about an eternity without these two train wrecks?

Playboy is almost as much of a joke as Heidi these days.

Paying her to pose in a bikini? Vagina or GTFO.

84. Spencer you are a maggot.

Where’s the neck?? O_O

OMG, they’re actually both retarded. Nice posed facial expressions.

ITT: butthurt nobodys hate Heidi because they wish they could be/be with her.

I am shocked by the level of hatred this couple evokes in me. I literally want them to die, and I don’t feel that way about NE1. I honestly avoid anything that has to do with them. I truly wish they would leave this earth.

Dudes… completely objectively—- after all the airbrushing is said and done… the cover looks pretty hot.

Maybe if we stop talking about them, they’ll go away. OK, let’s try it. Shhhhh.
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Pic 2 is the best, great shot of a in the closet gay man seeing his pretend wife naked for the first time- just priceless.

@80. ROUGH Daddy
Nah, Playboy started to be lame in the 90′s, now its just struggling to be relavent knowing its end is near when Hefner kicks the old bucket.

they are brilliant artists making a social commentary on good vs. evil

The idea to put mud on her for the cover as – I would guess – a reference to “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here”, makes it looks like she’s covered in shit.

How appropriate.

Rolling in shit and THEN putting on a white bikini = skidmarks all around

Is it just me or does that photo look absolutely ridiculous?! – it’s out of proportion, doesn’t look realistic. And Heidi??? Playboy’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

She looks like she’s been covered in FECES. Very apropos! So much so, that it went way over that bimbos head. Well done Mr. Hefner!

WHOA! So if I purchase Playboy…I’ll get to see pics of Heidi in a bikini…similar to the dozens that are on Superficial right now…except she’s covered in crap.

What a value!

I still think they should make their own Jackass show where they swim in diarrhea and dangle over alligator pits. Or, “I’m Not A Celebrity, What Am I Doing Here?”.