Heidi Montag unveiled her new Playboy cover at the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra last night which is smart considering it’s a film aimed at fanboys whose only sexual outlet is porn. However, it’s not so smart when you realize it’s also aimed at eight-year-old boys.
SPENCER: Psst. Hey. Hey, kid. Want to look at almost-naked pictures of my wife in a restroom stall?
KID: Not really. But you can.
SPENCER: What?! Gross.
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jaffo | August 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Die in a fire already!
Susan | August 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I think it’s hideous
Hefe | August 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I hate this empty headed cunt.
jaffo | August 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Die in a fire, already…
dk | August 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm
She is absolutely disgusting! But for some sick reason I wanna split her asshole open and let her bleed all over my cock, then come on her face. Yeah, i need a therapist… * grabs lotion *
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Playboy has officially jumped the shark
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Playboy has officially jumped the shark
april | August 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm
i don’t think she looks nearly as retarded as she usually does. well played dumbass
Upinya | August 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
If people will quit paying attention to them, they will eventually just go away.
And die in a fire.
Dude | August 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Is she covered in poop?
butthorn | August 7, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Hmm…
Nobody’s beat them to death yet.
joejoe | August 7, 2009 at 1:18 pm
ho-k……ewww, i guess….is dirt ever a “good look” on someone?
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
This is the grossed Playboy cover ever. It honestly makes me want to throw up. NOTHING sexy about this. BARFFFFF.
Peter | August 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Looks like they shrunk Heidi’s chin on the cover with Photoshop.
Buck Futter | August 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm
This chick looks like Jay Leno with boobs. Her fucking face couldn’t be any uglier. I’d masterbate with sandpaper than have that nose and chin poking my choda.
Zee Brat | August 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
E! is being more classy about this. That’s pretty hard to accomplish. Stop posting about them. No one cares. No one.
arealcad | August 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I’ll take Tera and Nautica instead instead of Scatgirl.
Lalique | August 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Spencer’s bullshit could no longer be contained inside his body. He exploded and the bullshit splattered all over Heidi.
Filth | August 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
My distain for this hypocrit knows no end. She is covered in crap, standing in a bathroom stall. Why doesn’t someone just pee on her already?
Hammertime | August 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Fish! I thought we agreed you wouldn’t post these fuckers anymore…
Chupacabra | August 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm
1. gross.
2. why hasn’t anyone shot them yet?
3. the judge and jury would let the killer(s) go free.
4. what are you waiting for?
5. why didn’t that guy who went on a rampage at the LA Fitness just go over to their house instead – start there! NEXT CRAZY PERSON, start with these two. Please. We wouldn’t care at all.
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I feel rage when I see these morons. Is that normal? I don’t even know them but I wish them hell.
stupidass | August 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm
hmmm…this revolting , annoying, airhead, worthless bitch all covered in disgusting feces…..
way to go! playboy nailed it.
Charles Few | August 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Hm, photog had the good sense to get pictures of her with her hair covering her face at least.
lizzy | August 7, 2009 at 1:40 pm
fucking absolutely HATE these two with every fiber in my body. they need to be dragged over broken glass and left to die IMMEDIATELY.
you show up at a premier whoring yourself with your playboy cover? talk about no fucking self respect or dignity whatsoever.
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I would rather see Susan Boyle nekkid.
lesly | August 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm
She looks great, I would buy one! – datingsportsfans.com
The Observer | August 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I would so enjoy murdering that guy about the head and neck, whoever he is.
1) for banging that chick (whoever she is) whilst obviously a douche
2) for wearing a pink shirt
3) for wearing a cross while promoting playboy
4) for having that face
5) for having that hair
LC | August 7, 2009 at 1:48 pm
look at that guy’s hair – you know he blows guys in bathroom stalls at the airport, just like Larry Craig
¡Cholula! | August 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Kill them with fire!!!
Érico | August 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Is Spencer a fag or what?
¡Cholula! | August 7, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Kill them with fire!!!
The Jerk | August 7, 2009 at 1:58 pm
You know you’re pretty much a worthless talent hackjob when you have to promote your shit at another event, namely an opening to a movie like G.I.Joe. I guess Playboy couldn’t afford to hand out any barf bags with each issue of Playboy with the cover of Heidi.
Hef should seriously be fucking ashamed of himself to allow this type of FAIL to happen.
fearsarewishes | August 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm
@ 1 and the rest of you high school cunts.
Ummm, like totally die in fire you epic fail posters!
Meh. Like I am so totally like a sophomore this year!
Lain | August 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Yeah, who is she? I don’t even find her attractive. And I heard she looked worse before. She looks like those high school girls who fix their hair and makeup, but at the end, they’re still unattractive! You know?
And what sort of Jesus-lovimn’ bitch would pose for this? Regardless of whether she was nude or not, she’s a hypocrite.
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Hopefully this will turn into a Star 80 type situation. Hef steals this broad for girls next door and Spencer kills everyone including himself.
UltraSly | August 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm
you said you were not going to report about them anymore. You didn’t keep your promise.
boo | August 7, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Whenever I see her, I think that her unfortunate chin is simply the result of a swollen ingrown pimple that has yet to go away. I often get that sort of profile when a few days before my period.
V | August 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
She totally looks like she’s trying to suck in her stomach! She’s so not attractive & annoying!
V | August 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
She totally looks like she’s trying to suck in her stomach! She’s so not attractive & annoying!
Reg | August 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
When did she start doing Scheisse porn?
Randal | August 7, 2009 at 2:16 pm
The energy from Heidi’s photospread is awesome. Her star will surely shine now. For myself personally, I will miss taking Spencer’s love in my spread eagled behind. Now that Heidi’s back home he’ll forget I exist. That’s the way it goes when you love a superstar.
Randal
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm
When did being infamous become cool?
Anon | August 7, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Okay had to post, these two are f’ing lame. Come on they have no talent and let’s face it her PB cover is pointless since she doesn’t get nude. If Heidi shows us her fake tits, I’ll look and possibly support that decision. If Spencer disappears I support God’s, the world’s and fate’s decision there as well ;)
Please | August 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Why doesn’t someone beat the living snot out of this asshole? WHY?
martinh | August 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
While they may be the stupidest people alive, ugly douche-twins and all but it is interesting that they believe their fame will get them anywhere and they are such “super-stars” yet have to promote a playboy cover at another event.
JESTER | August 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
What happened to her did she get in the middle of spencer having buttsex with another homo.
kori | August 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Looks like Spencer smeared her poo on her after the anal penetration
andy7171 | August 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I can’t stand these two and all, but MAN OH MAN what I would do to her.
me | August 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm
i really could care less about all this drama , but i have to say i think it is cute how much they love each other …….WE NEED MORE LOVE IN THIS WORLD !!!!! DONT B JEALOUS PEOPLE !!!! I THINK THE PIC IS OK BUT COULD B BETTER ….