Heidi Montag unveiled her new clothing line Heidiwood at Kitson over the weekend. For those of you who haven’t seen it, I posted about it a week ago and, it’s really stunning stuff. I’m talking the general elegance of a $5 hooker that you’d think about tipping, but will probably keep that dollar for a McMuffin instead. Anyway, Heidi spoke exclusively to Us Magazine about doing a spin-off show with Spencer:
I would love to eventually do a spin-off with Spencer and I,” she tells Usmagazine.com. “We’ve had a lot of ups and downs, and if we make it through this season, I’d love to look down the road to a spin-off.”
“If we make it through this season.” Are you fucking kidding me?! Look, I’m just a jackass who makes poorly-delivered jokes about blowing up Paris Hilton and claims laser beams come out of my cock (They do.). But even I know that The Hills is complete bullshit. The season was finished taping months ago and Heidi and Spencer are still together. In fact, here’s their dumb, stupid posed mugs in Central Park on Thursday. I’m absolutely flabbergasted that folks are out there watching The Hills and thinking “Golly, gee, I’m watching their life truly unfold on my TV.” Seriously, we need to get these people away from the boob-tube before they do something crazy – like vote for John McCain. WHOOOOAA! Didn’t see that coming!
kat | April 21, 2008 at 4:17 pm
she’s surely an idiot. but she’s got one thing right…..
MCCAIN 08!!!!!
caljenna66 | April 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
For the love of Pete, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
friendlyfires | April 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
whoa video snatched right before eyes – didn’t click on time.
mc | April 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Hey Heidi! If you can’t close your mouth, at least learn to wipe it after he’s done (pic 3)
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole | April 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
There once was a girl named Heidi
Whose boyfriend was gay and so tidy
They’re plumb out of luck
Cuz we don’t give a fuck
They give a bad name to whiteys.
ph7 | April 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Some real hotties behind her in pic #3.
mc | April 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm
@6 oh yeah, real hotties. and they look like they are about to kick her ass!
kat | April 21, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@7….
that is because she’s white and makes more money than they will ever dream of. why? because they sit on their asses and do nothing and collect welfare from hard working tax paying americans like you and me. oh – and use abortion as a means of birth control. alomost forgot that one. WHEW!
Laura | April 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm
cant we make it through a day without a heidi post. jesus.
Cash | April 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm
What the heck? Before she said she was voting for McCain you were all about her in bikini’s and shit, but now all you can do is bash the girl. What, it’s ok to be a fake titted fucking moron as long as you vote Democrat? Jesus man, get over yourself.
ldsqtbea | April 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
ugly dress … ugly shoes (in my opinion) and wow #8 … bitter much ???
mc | April 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
@8 pfffft…me? hard working? personally, i’ve been on the fish so much today that my dress is starting to smell like hiedi montag’s.
Bruce | April 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
…Thats not all it’s a portal for ! ! !
Bruce | April 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
…Thats not all it’s a portal for ! ! !
Bruce | April 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
…Thats not all it’s a portal for ! ! !
Lexatron | April 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
It is ridiculous that the fact she said “Spencer and I” is more annoying than her big stupid face….bloody grammar, people! It’s not hard.
PunkA | April 21, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Stupid bitch is laughing all the way to the bank. Damn, I hate MTV.
kat | April 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@12
it’s all good. we still do more in one day than those fat fuckers do.
@11
you are either black or a democrat, right??
and not bitter. just smart.
Gabriella | April 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Dear TheSuperficial,
God bless ya but PLEASEEEEEEEE please please stop posting about Heidi Montag before I gauge my eyes out.
love,
Gabby.
HuckyDucky | April 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I would love to eventually do a spin-off with I.
Zee Brat | April 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
stop posting about heidi montag. Thank you in advance.
Josh | April 21, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Yea, before she “endorsed” McCain, this site was all about her. This place used to be good for a few laughs, but the jokes and commentary have really deteriorated.
mamadough | April 21, 2008 at 5:18 pm
she reminds me of those bop-em clowns that pop right back up, the ones you could punch for hours…
Kennedy | April 21, 2008 at 5:19 pm
#10
VOTE DEMOCRAT
If you are NOT the elite 3 percent making $250,000 or more annually (use to be 1 percent but it has increased with the Bush Administation.) and you want better tax breaks and take away tax breaks from the elite 3 percent then vote democrat.
If you want to end the war in Iraq and lower the deficit then vote democrat.
My boss is coming! Gotta go!
Snobama | April 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
#24
VOTE DEMOCRAT…
Yeah, if you’re a rich liberal asshole who wants the terrorists bombing our cities. McCain’s a nut, but Obama’s a psychof*ck terrorist supporter who hates white people. Good on Heidi for seeing the difference.
Obama | April 21, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I’m Barack Obama and I read this site everyday over a bowl of corn flakes. The Fish has been trashing on that white bitch Heidi since she first opened her dumb hole and claimed life without fake ta-ta’s is for suckers. God bless her! No love was lost when she endorsed my future opponent Geezer Geezerton. But that’s just my two cents. Vote for me and my change.
Champ | April 21, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Look at all the people in the photos wondering “Who the fuck is that personal pretending to be famous?”
Oh, and VOTE REPUBLICAN, just to piss off the spammers to this site…
Kennedy | April 21, 2008 at 5:46 pm
#25
#24
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
The Republicans know that they can fool the ignorant people that have no clue about war and history. War makes big corporations rich and this is why the Republicans want to continue the war because they want to continue the huge war profits. US fought the communist in Vietnam and after 50,000 US soldiers were killed; US finally pulled out and guess what people; the communist never took over America or bombed America. The only cities the terrorist can bomb are the cities in Iraq. We have the best defense in the world and there is no way the terrorist could bomb America. I work for the Defense and if ending the war means I have to find another job then so be it. 4,000 plus Americans have died in Iraq; let’s not wait until US reaches 50,000 Americans killed like in Vietnam to end the war in Iraq.
Bishop | April 21, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I just want to slap her with a brick,,,but then again why punish an innocent brick? I’m so conflicted!
FRIST!!! | April 21, 2008 at 6:03 pm
#29 it’s ok, go ahead and punish the brick I don’t mind..
Auntie Kryst | April 21, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Barbaro Montag and Veruca Hilton pushing their clothing and shoe fashions will really going to help defray the remodelling costs of their Dark Master’s crib.. Finally Hades is going to build that split level deck and above ground pool.
boo | April 21, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Can’t believe I’m going to wade into these waters, but does anyone else find it
ironic that conservatives love to call liberals “pussies”, but they also insist we need a strong-on-defense daddy figure to “keep us safe from the terrorists”?
And anyone that supports this war, should go fight, including Heidi.
Missy | April 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease no more Heidi Montag!!!! I would rather hear about what you had for lunch than anything on that girl!
23apples | April 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Duh, she means if they make it through this season ALIVE… it’s like a game, they have to avoid being killed by the general public before the season finale of The Hills airs. If they make it out alive, then she and Spencie-poo can make a great spin-off! I hope it’s as awesome as the spin-off, “Joey”.
Cash | April 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm
#24/28 Kennedy
VOTE REPUBLICAN if you’re tired of the *real* elitists like Obama, Hillary, Tim Robins etc who besides telling you what to do with yourself don’t give a damn about you.
VOTE REPUBLICAN if you are tired of listening to a bunch of arrogant, self righteous asshats that think they know how to run your life better then you do.
Obama made 4 mil last year. Some actors made twice that, if not more. Where the hell is their charity? Where the hell is their shame as they light their cuban cigars with 100 dollars bills, while bitching to their elitist friends about the dirty corporate fat cats that are ruining this country?
Tim barnes | April 21, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Please stop
viva viagra | April 21, 2008 at 7:42 pm
go back to colorado nerd.
titsonsnack | April 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm
But seriously who is this person? I see her all the time on this fucking site, and that’s about it. I’m guessing she’s from some TV show on some cable channel I don’t get or don’t watch. Why is her chin so huge? Why do I only ever see her in annoying fakey-looking photos? WHY???
abortion having, god hating, gun loving, faggot conservative | April 21, 2008 at 8:06 pm
That’s right #35, all Republicans are poor, church goers who give what little money they make to charity and have pulled up their big boy pants to overcome adversity. And they do it all with your best interests at heart. They love you, they really, really do.
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Keep on believing that voting for anyone, donkey or elephant, makes any difference at all.
WTB | April 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm
No funny stuff today — just a request. Please, no more Heidi and Spencer stuff. They really, honestly don’t deserve the free publicity. Even making fun of them is too much of their stupid faces for my taste. Please? Please stop.
Pixie | April 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm
If McCain does become president, do ya think he could drop one of those NOOK-YU-LAR weapons in Heidi’s mouth?
woodhorse | April 21, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Heidi and Spencer watched The Truman Show and wondered why it didn’t have a plot.
Hidden Agenda | April 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Hey elephants and donkey lovers…it doesn’t really matter anyway. This world is pretty much being ruled by the nonelected money masters. All of know this deep down but noone wants to be called a conspiracy theorist/lunatic. How could the few control the many? Bush really cares about the American people. He loves us like we were his children.
These wars only further the plan of conquering the people however many nations at a time and we the “Poo-uhr (Rush Limbaugh) get to pay for it all!
Vote Stalin or Hitler. What does it matter anymore?
TJ | April 21, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Why oh why? I know she’s an easy target with all those cheesy pics, but come on. I trust you can do better than that… Don’t make me go to a new site.
bootlips | April 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Why would anyone want a yard ape as President? Name me one negro run country that isn’t a disaster.
Sandwich | April 22, 2008 at 12:07 am
The “eloquence” of a hooker? Really?
dk | April 22, 2008 at 12:08 am
She’s is so fake breast implants have more creditability
NaS | April 22, 2008 at 2:02 am
some one please kill this moron.
fuck you | April 22, 2008 at 6:20 am
can’t she ever close her her freaking mouth, she always has this totally dumb-assed look…geez
Chelsea | April 22, 2008 at 8:03 am
If you think she’s such a waste of space then why do you keep giving her coverage?