Heidi Montag’s new video is here already (Oh, boy!)

August 26th, 2008 // 145 Comments

In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’” has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I’m not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which, in hindsight, was a bad move. I ended up running outside and paying the neighbor kid’s to throw broken glass in my eyes. Fortunately, one of them agreed to finish typing this post for me while I dictate poop burgers I’m a Transformer and smell my own butt.

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  1. Erik again

    Uggh, watched it in normal speed on Youtube. What the hell was I thinking???

  2. She knows she is shit at least and it’s tongue in cheek, I only looke dta the pictures though, no way am I making my ears bleed, my head only just got over the rap ‘break’ in the Hayden Panettiere ‘music’ video.

  3. andy7171

    I have a couple thoughts…

    1- I don’t get the 80′s execise video and song lyrics
    2- what happened to the music after a couple minutes
    3- I’d plow Heidi into Novemeber if I had the chance.

  4. intellectual

    can someone please punch her horse face?

  5. gobats

    “That type of jaw was designed to be on the receiving end of a crushing uppercut” from #9

    I almost spit the food out of my mouth in laughter read I read that.

  6. She gets paid with reality checks that bounce..

  7. Lisa

    She really needs to stick to her dayjob, oh wait she doesnt have one. I forgot its all about being fake and acting like a dumb ass. She cant sing !

  8. Jeezy

    SHIT! Pure shit. And what a fucking blatant ripoff of Drew Barrymore’s “Body Fuzion” video: http://www.drewbarrymore.com/video-snlbodyfuzion.html

  9. One-hundred and tenth!

    One-hundred and tenth!

  10. missywissy

    I tried watching the video again, and she just doesn’t do anything for me. The guy with the mustache is just a little too creepy. To me, she didn’t stand out from anyone else in the video. I wish she wouldn’t open her mouth so wide, that doesn’t look natural. I could see her moving up in the industry though if she had a better coach.

    one hundred eleventh

  11. Big D

    I want my money back

  12. RamaOtster

    At least I’m not the only one who thought it was going in slowmotion…I was starting to think that the video was having an adverse effect on my thoug-ooooh a bunny!

  13. shutup laur

    wow.
    what a fucking abortion.

  14. Im2Cool

    Did anyone else notice this video is a total rip-off of Erik Prydz’s “Call on Me” video, which was completely hotter and sexier than this video will EVER be.

    Here’s the link-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-2iwGeZ2O4

  15. toolboy

    Fucking horrible mentos commercial. I couldn’t get past 57 seconds. I am such a pussy.

  16. heidi sucks

    Nice halogen lamp in the background. Where did they film that – a vietnamese nail salon?!

  17. HdRx

    Ugh. Come on, seriously? The song alone makes my ears bleed but the video, oh God the video! Prattface should stick to what he knows, jamming his head up his butt.

  18. HdRx

    Ugh. Come on, seriously? The song alone makes my ears bleed but the video, oh God the video! Prattface should stick to what he knows, jamming his head up his butt.

  19. md1234

    bitch needs and arrow between her eyes

  20. brokenfist

    watch the trailer for the Cremaster Cycle by Matthew Barney with the sound off on overdosin – makes much more sense . . .

  21. laura

    Whoa….why has no one mentioned that this is a blatant RIPOFF of CALL ON ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  22. marie

    i cant stand her and her bffl spencer let alone this stupid video. i couldnt even finish 15 seconds of this video for me to dub it DUMB!!! i cant believe any music producer would give her any thumbs up for any song even if she is famous for doing the hills– fyi heidi you wouldnt be famous if it wasnt for LC– you were just riding on her horse wagon so you could be famous cause noone would know her if she wasnt on the show- she wasnt rich or anything or talented she was just a dumb sidekick who dropped off school after 1 class on the first day– could we all just please stop paying attention to the dumb blonde…

  23. marie

    i cant stand her and her bffl spencer let alone this stupid video. i couldnt even finish 15 seconds of this video for me to dub it DUMB!!! i cant believe any music producer would give her any thumbs up for any song even if she is famous for doing the hills– fyi heidi you wouldnt be famous if it wasnt for LC– you were just riding on her horse wagon so you could be famous cause noone would know her if she wasnt on the show- she wasnt rich or anything or talented she was just a dumb sidekick who dropped off school after 1 class on the first day– could we all just please stop paying attention to the dumb blonde…

  24. patti

    Does anyone actually buy her album?

  25. Jaeda

    At least American Apparel profited from all the clothing in this video.

  26. Jaeda

    At least American Apparel profited from all the clothing in this video.

  27. Miss M

    HOLY FUCK KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE NOW NOW NAO

  28. Angie O'Genesis

    @ 109

    EXACTLY !

  29. Maz

    This is a rip off of Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Physical’. Except the song is 100 times worse and Olivia looked 100 times better………….plus it was 26 yrs ago!!

  30. ummm...yeah


    OK then, two seconds into the video….
    What a total waste of film , time, and money.
    I agree with #13 wtf is up with the maxi pad?
    God, is there all there is anymore?
    Talentless, spunkfilled,std carrying,fake tits assed, junkie bitches left in Horriwood?
    ummm…yeah

  31. christian in vegas

    i wonder if that is what hell is like???

  32. neds

    is this for real??

  33. neds

    is this for real??

  34. neds

    is this for real??

  35. neds

    is this for real??

  36. mary

    this isn’t a music video, its her audition tape to be one of gunther’s sunshine girls

  37. s0fa

    this is either meant to look like crap or no one is telling her to stop making herself look like an idiot on camera

  38. Me

    OMFG – can that stupid cocksucker ever keep her mouth shut?

  39. Smashthemelon

    I love the way she has slightly, and i stress slightly, uglier “people” cast in her video so that maybe, just maybe, she will seem slightly attractive.

    You know, i’ve never actually been insane enough to actually watch an episode of The Hills (that is the name of the mind destroying work of art which she so un-ashamedly decided to be part of right?, i’m sorry i’m just not so “up-to-date” with the complete and utter shit featured on tv these days) but I hear its meant to actually follow real life “lives” d’you reckon the producers would integrate Heidi Fucktag’s failing music career into the show, just for kicks? I’m thinking of writing a letter to persuade the producers that their ratings would increase dramatically if they did…

  40. Smashthemelon

    I love the way she has slightly, and i stress slightly, uglier “people” cast in her video so that maybe, just maybe, she will seem slightly attractive.

    You know, i’ve never actually been insane enough to actually watch an episode of The Hills (that is the name of the mind destroying work of art which she so un-ashamedly decided to be part of right?, i’m sorry i’m just not so “up-to-date” with the complete and utter shit featured on tv these days) but I hear its meant to actually follow real life “lives” d’you reckon the producers would integrate Heidi Fucktag’s failing music career into the show, just for kicks? I’m thinking of writing a letter to persuade the producers that their ratings would increase dramatically if they did…

  41. Smashthemelon

    I love the way she has slightly, and i stress slightly, uglier “people” cast in her video so that maybe, just maybe, she will seem slightly attractive.

    You know, i’ve never actually been insane enough to actually watch an episode of The Hills (that is the name of the mind destroying work of art which she so un-ashamedly decided to be part of right?, i’m sorry i’m just not so “up-to-date” with the complete and utter shit featured on tv these days) but I hear its meant to actually follow real life “lives” d’you reckon the producers would integrate Heidi Fucktag’s failing music career into the show, just for kicks? I’m thinking of writing a letter to persuade the producers that their ratings would increase dramatically if they did…

  42. musicseawater

    This is what’s wrong with the world today. Even a marginally, kinda, halfway, dead-looking skank like this can get rich and famous for doing nothing but being a skanky ho willing to do anything for money.
    Please don’t get me started on the jewboy girlfriend of hers, did I hear him say he makes $50.000 a night appearance fee at a bar? Well, yeah, I heard him say it but of course NO ONE believes that shit, not even that little ass-wipe himself! What a freaking joke these two are!

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