Heidi Montag’s new video is here already (Oh, boy!)

In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin'” has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I’m not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which, in hindsight, was a bad move. I ended up running outside and paying the neighbor kid’s to throw broken glass in my eyes. Fortunately, one of them agreed to finish typing this post for me while I dictate poop burgers I’m a Transformer and smell my own butt.