Heidi Montag’s new video is here already (Oh, boy!)

August 26th, 2008 // 145 Comments

In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’” has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I’m not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which, in hindsight, was a bad move. I ended up running outside and paying the neighbor kid’s to throw broken glass in my eyes. Fortunately, one of them agreed to finish typing this post for me while I dictate poop burgers I’m a Transformer and smell my own butt.

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  1. wndsng

    This isn’t the official video. Someone put her video (or a version of it) into slow motion and added a voice track over it.

  2. Barb

    I made it through 1:05…what the fuck is that? I thought I could watch it and laugh…but I couldn’t even watch it and laugh…it was TERRIBLE! All 1:05 of it

  3. WOW

    Her voice is sooooo fucking autotuned and she still sucks brown eye. I hope she relizes that everyone in the world wants to give her AIDS

  4. Kate

    …..it’s like the chinese movies, where they’re moving their mouths and the words are a couple of seconds off……but then again, I can’t help but here HEEHAWW HEHAW when i see this chick open her mouth.

  5. NHgal

    my favorite part is how off her lip syncing is with the lyrics. that’s a high quality production right there

  6. sarah

    wtf Randal?!

    I can smell your freakin’ Cool Water from here.

    shut up.

  7. sarah

    wtf Randal?!

    I can smell your freakin’ Cool Water from here.

    shut up.

  8. meee

    i think you mean “neighbor kids” not “kid’s”

  9. megan

    So something is off with the video since the sound (the blood curdling sound) is much faster and out of sync with her ever-opening mouth. This looks like a thirteen year old and their friends decided to make an aerobics video and didn’t have access to any other store but American Apparel. Some dance moves maybe? Oh no, none of that. We’re supposed to be entertained by her and some weird fat guys in the back row. Genius.

  10. I’m pretty sure someone effed up the video and played it at half speed… that’s why it’s twice as long as the song
    goes to show how talented her and her “team” are

  11. XoX

    Sorry, but this is pretty funny actually. Not what they hoped to achieve, sure, but nonetheless effing hilarious. The slow-mo is awesome. She might be a HUGE tool, but the rest of the cast in the video are a riot.

  12. Ida Haryani

    the biggest mouth-gasping from this white trash……is she really precious to Hollywood??? like crap with her spencer boyfriend….they are so plastic!uurrgghhh…..i feel like to vomit whenever she open her mouth…..biggest whore’s mouth……

  13. someguy

    I’ll make this succinct and to the point.

    Holy shit. That really sucks.

  14. this video made me feel like a had drunk vision and stumbled into the stupidest workout session ever. the seriously should have just put the camera on her rack for three minutes, at least then my weiner wouldn’t have shrunk inward out of horror.

    me:”it’s okay dude…it’s over…”
    weiner:”don’t fuckin talk to me…”

  15. JapJay

    Holy Cher, it’s auto-tuned to high hell! It’d almost be better all off pitch.

  16. WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????

    What in the fucking donkey kong shit was that??? I mean HOLLY FUCKING DICK SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

  17. WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????

    HOLY see I can’t even get my religious swears right I’m so freaked and disgusted by this shit.
    Can’t someone with a fucking budget of more than $50 make this girl a fucking video? I mean she’s as untalented as Britney was post fat induced batshit craziness or was it baby induced, bah same thing. So why the fuck isn’t MTV making horrible addictive bubble gum pop shit songs and skanky whore videos that make frat boys hard and young girls into sluts of this gross useless twat? I mean isn’t that the whole fucking raison d’etre of the worthless brain numbing mouldy ass cheese farts at MTV?
    Fucking do your jobs and make this girl marketable for fucks sake this fucking amateurness is un-fucking-bearable, I’m used to seeing these talentless famous turds in their disgusting, yet common, pre-packaged processed hollywood shit form not like this.

  18. stupidbitch

    OVER THE WEEKEND YOU STUPID BITCH

  19. cocksuck

    what the hell is wrong with her

  20. mafme

    Don’t you EVER compare this to Twin Peaks!!!

    Shit, fuck. This is so bad! The stills made it look like it might be sort of funny, but it’s like idiot didn’t get the joke and they tried to make it sexy. I thought a clumsy, silly 80s workout theme could have at least been moderately entertaining. Okay, sure, the mustache guy was pretty funny… I saw that while I was skipping around.

    10 minutes!? Really? Goddamn. It’s all slo mo and weird. Did they get so little usable footage that they had to play it all back slow? This is terrible!

  21. Seriously...

    Holy SHIT!!! MY GAWD THIS IS AWFUL!! I can watch more of “2 girls, 1 cup” without puking. May God have mercy on her soul. Actually, scratch that. Fuck this bitch. I hope she burns in hell.

  22. Seriously...

    Holy SHIT!!! MY GAWD THIS IS AWFUL!! I can watch more of “2 girls, 1 cup” without puking. May God have mercy on her soul. Actually, scratch that. Fuck this bitch. I hope she burns in hell.

  23. Ducky423

    Those tights are the cheap ass ones from the dollar store that have a little extra fabric sewed into the crotch, that’s what is poking out in the photo. She could afford to spend money on this crap but not get a good pair of tights? Dumbass.

  24. FromOutOfNoWhere

    MY EARS AH MY EARS, I WAS ALREADY DEAF DAMMIT

  25. FromOutOfNoWhere

    BUT I”LD STILL FUCK HER HARD

  26. Yo Momma

    VOCODER = CAN’T SING

    That chin reminds my of Rodney from the movie Mask.

  27. Hmmm

    Didn’t Spencer say on David Letterman that he gets $100K just to walk in to a nightclub? If they have allllll this money (to buy a multi-million dollar house too) Why can’t they hire someone to make a real music video rather than borrowing their mother’s and shooting the video in the basement?!?!?!

  28. iHateHeidiSoMuch

    THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I HATE HER SO MUCH.
    WHAT THE HELLLLL.. WHY IS THERE LIKE A PAD COMING OUT OF HER LEOTARD. WELL DONE MUSIC VIDEO TEAM, WELL DONE.

  29. iHateHeidiSoMuch

    THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I HATE HER SO MUCH.
    WHAT THE HELLLLL.. WHY IS THERE LIKE A PAD COMING OUT OF HER LEOTARD. WELL DONE MUSIC VIDEO TEAM, WELL DONE.

  30. Hmmm

    Didn’t Spencer say on David Letterman that he gets $100K just to walk in to a nightclub? If they have allllll this money (to buy a multi-million dollar house too) Why can’t they hire someone to make a real music video rather than borrowing their mother’s camera and shooting the video in the basement?!?!?!

  31. missywissy

    @20 That was so hilarious! Right on!

    Okay, does anyone else notice that she sings only three notes this whole song? She really needs somebody in that recording studio with her that knows more about actual singing than Spencer Pratt. I wish this video was up to speed. It may have been more tolerable. Let’s face it, this girl isn’t going anywhere. With that, she could get a lot further with a manager and without all those stupid poses. Judging by all the cheesiness, I’m guessing she was the nerdy one on The Hills.

  32. missywissy

    @20 That was so hilarious! Right on!

    Okay, does anyone else notice that she sings only three notes this whole song? She really needs somebody in that recording studio with her that knows more about actual singing than Spencer Pratt. I wish this video was up to speed. It may have been more tolerable. Let’s face it, this girl isn’t going anywhere. With that, she could get a lot further with a manager and without all those stupid poses. Judging by all the cheesiness, I’m guessing she was the nerdy one on The Hills.

  33. sara

    omg this is the most pathetic shit ive ever seen. its worse than hilary duff. I cant beleive they allow this shit to be shown on tv. it hurts my brain.

  34. jo

    so. did they film a full on exercise video… i can’t figure out why she’s mouthing things other than “her” lyrics.

    also, i really don’t understand why they SLOWED the video down to be intentionally off beat with the song… I mean…
    wow.

    i never thought anyone could waste money on someone as talentless as this… she makes paris hilton a bonafide pop artist… this is just a joke.

    like was snl behind this?

  35. mlou

    She can’t even sing! Her voice is so god damn warped by machines! God damn it Heidi, please just kill yourself. You are such a complete waste of space. Why in the hell would you want to make a career out of being the biggest fucking idiot this planet has ever seen??? Do people just spit on you in the streets??? Because if I ever saw you I would throw things at you, you fucking jackass! Ahhhhhh!

  36. smos

    Who is allowing this to happen?
    I find it absurd that people like this have somehow become successful.
    I hope the demise of her career is quick and painful.

  37. Angie O'Genesis

    That dude’s mustache in the back is dangerously close to upstaging Spencer Pratt’s beard in the foreground.

  38. whitebeeeaaaaar

    I made it to 00:57 ,I think that wins me a medal, if anyone has seen all of it (and can still form coherent sentences) can you tell me if it’s really 10 min long?

  39. whitebeeeaaaaar

    “A catchy tune that brings out that summer feeling, driving with the top down and the breeze ruffling your hair. Add a finger point and a wink to the ladies next to you and you’re solid gold!”

    #39 Randall, or should I say…. Tom Cruise (trompets), honestly who are you trying to out gay ?

  40. Johnny

    This just goes to show how bad Specer is at this stuff. The following link is her video at the correct tempo. It took someone on YouTube to fix it for them.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZZtJbOkK0

    And yes, it’s just as horrible as the slow mo version.

  41. Moi

    KILL IT.

  42. Satan

    Hi Spencer and Heidi. This is Satan. I want to cut a deal with you to help you sing better Heidi (that will take some REAL effort on my part), and if possible, help Spencer to stop being so fucking ignorant every fucking time he opens his mouth.

    I have helped a lot of people before to get famous (they usually have SOME talent though). You must come to my side though. True, I don’t have some church you can hire some photographer to take pics of you coming and going out of with some pathetic blogger companion, so I know this is a big sacrifice. But, I can maybe possibly make you a better singer with my powers.

    The thing is, I have to listen to this shit you two are putting out, your so called Official Videos and shit, so I am really doing this to spare myself having to listen to your tragic voice. Being that I am in charge of all music, I actually invented it as you know (or maybe you didn’t get that far into the Holy Bible yet?), I must get involved here. Several conditions first have to be met. 1. Spencer must tell the truth and admit he is gay on TV and that Heidi is a cover, I mean, obviously, even someone as dumb as Heidi Montag wouldn’t seriously date a piece of shit like you, Spencer. Get real. 2. Heidi must admit on TV that Spencer really did in fact start the rumor of the sex tape, and that she admits LC is far prettier and cooler than she is, and that she lives to one day even be half as cool. The truth is Heidi, your face is like, well, nasty. LC and that other one, Patridge, these girls are fucking hot. I don’t fix faces though sweet tits, sorry.

    The bottom line is, you two losers, I actually care about what music gets put out into the airways. So either work with me, or I shut you two pieces of shit wanna be stars down Michael Jackson style. Got it?

    Oh, also, Director Spencer, usually when you post a video, try to have the music AND the video be the same length, if you can’t figure out your little PC software and Target brand video camera, there are many 12 year old’s out there that will gladly show you how to run that stuff.

  43. ishi-san

    Thank you Satan!

    I love the background dancers!!!!!! Where the hell did they find those people?! They are quiet hilarious! ….and I actually fear that even they know, how unbearable the video is…

  44. tara

    Heidi is absolutely gorgeous~~~Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Good luck, beauty!

  45. Justine

    @94

    YOU’RE RETARDED.

  46. amber

    who is that? Is she like someone’s personal trainer?
    She didn’t even hit all the problem areas? And that was hardly an aerobic workout? Is she certified? Can we have Richard Simmons or Jane Fonda look into her credentials please?

  47. Erik

    Wait, is this video REALLY 10 minutes long? Jesus Christ I can’t believe I hit pause on Pandora to watch/listen to this crap. I do like how the light glistens off her fake, plastic rack, though.

  48. UK_Matt

    Hey, this is almost insipid enough to be Christian pop.

  49. THE FART’S ARE COMING SOON!!

  50. is that for real??????????????????

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