In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’” has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I’m not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which, in hindsight, was a bad move. I ended up running outside and paying the neighbor kid’s to throw broken glass in my eyes. Fortunately, one of them agreed to finish typing this post for me while I dictate poop burgers I’m a Transformer and smell my own butt.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
First! But why?
With the sound off it plays like a bad episode of Twin Peaks.
lantern-jawed dumbass…
Really now, what does 80′s workout video have to do with overdosin on love???? I don’t get in…
That made me want to poop.
Is that weird?
I’d tit fuck the hell out of her.
Have mercy…
I don’t even know what to say. A wet sock could produce better video caliber using crayons and a pad of post-its. This is really horrifying. And why does the random and painful video footage go on for an extra 6 minutes after the audio stops?
The lengths this broad will go to in order to make a complete ass of herself is amazing.
The really sad part is that she thinks this is cute and funny.
That type of jaw was designed to be on the receiving end of a crushing uppercut
id like to see a full spread of this chick, has hugh hefner made her an offer?
looks like dre’s kid took this song to heart.
I love her tits, and daydream about stuffing my dick in her mouth when I see her pictures… sorry, why is her mouth always open if not for me to insert something into it?
Um, wtf is in her tights in that photo? It kinda looks like a MAXI PAD! Nast.
I bet shes a dead fuck.
i know this should be the least of my worries, but why is she continually in slow motion?
Directed by Spencer Cohen and a Six Foot Turkey Production.
Spencer Cohen?
Turkey is right.
wtf? She’s going to look like Joan Rivers by the time she’s 30…. She must ingest a lot of airborne critters with her mouth gaping open like that…. Large mouth bass?
That’s fake….I mean, that’s gotta be fake, right? Even two fuck-tards like Speidi wouldn’t produce something that rediculous……right?
ok so 50 seconds into it i wanted to hang myself – there goes 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back…
Seriously, she needs to stop everything being in public, thinking she can sing, even thinking she can act. She just needs to be what GOD invented her to be……a stripper.
it looks like something Borat would watch back home – maybe the winner of Kazakh Idol ???
Back in the day, I used to dry hump my pillow dreaming of Olivia Newton John. Come to think of it, I still do
I think the video needs to be longer. 10 minutes and 9 seconds is just too fuckin short for all this talent.
It could use some midgets on tricycles too.
By far the best part, and I’m begging you guys: Fast forward to 5:07 and check out the freak.
that’s not too far from the look of the average male as he watches this crapfest.
So…. They thoght we will make something funny so that they wont make any parodies on us…
But they screwd up cause this is not funny.
Its just sad… :(
I don’t get it.
This video is the embodiment of all that is wrong with mankind
Can some one explain to me why every picture whether it is “Candid” or not she keeps her mouth open like a idiot or something. I speculate that she is letting the air pressure out before she burst….I am serious look at the past pictures of her on this site you will notice a couple pics in each spot with her damn mouth open!!!!
The sick thing here is that off-camera; some assbag publicist is actually giving her the “thumb’s up” sign.
look
at
She is obviously too lame to even lip sync. The “director” must have figured that out early. They just have her randomly flapping her mouth and shaking her ass. Tasks she can perform with a mimimum of direction.
yessh!
that
moist
delectable
warm
@ 9 Ha! good one
@11 That’s just wrong, but goddam its pretty funny!
camel
toeeeeee!
A catchy tune that brings out that summer feeling, driving with the top down and the breeze ruffling your hair. Add a finger point and a wink to the ladies next to you and you’re solid gold!
Heidi, you continue to push the envelope and your sense of humor is above all! Love ya!
xoxo
Randal
Could someone please kill Randal?
why is this 10 minutes long?
This is gross.
Oh please The Superficial Writer, please call her an asshat again in your next post! I swear she is the dumbest, fakest piece of crap this world has ever seen…
WTF??
I got 41 sec into the video, but then wanted to kill myself for going the 40 sec. longer than my common sense told me to.
Read the comments, do NOT (under any circumstances) watch that video clip.
Please heed my advice.
lol, I was about to report that I made it 42 seconds. Not sure if I should be proud or not.
Why did I press that play button, why why why.
That has got to be her worst yet! WTF is she thinking???
It was driving me crazy that her singing didn’t match with what her HUGE open mouth was doing.
I only through 2 minutes of this crap…
Her Chin is HUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!
This isn’t the official video. Someone put her video (or a version of it) into slow motion and added a track over it.
This isn’t the official video. Someone put her video (or a version of it) into slow motion and added a voice track over it.