In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’” has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I’m not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which, in hindsight, was a bad move. I ended up running outside and paying the neighbor kid’s to throw broken glass in my eyes. Fortunately, one of them agreed to finish typing this post for me while I dictate poop burgers I’m a Transformer and smell my own butt.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Vince Lombardi | August 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm
First! But why?
Kevin | August 26, 2008 at 5:18 pm
With the sound off it plays like a bad episode of Twin Peaks.
bar room hero | August 26, 2008 at 5:18 pm
lantern-jawed dumbass…
michele20 | August 26, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Really now, what does 80′s workout video have to do with overdosin on love???? I don’t get in…
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2008 at 5:20 pm
That made me want to poop.
Is that weird?
John Stamos | August 26, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I’d tit fuck the hell out of her.
Have mercy…
bas | August 26, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I don’t even know what to say. A wet sock could produce better video caliber using crayons and a pad of post-its. This is really horrifying. And why does the random and painful video footage go on for an extra 6 minutes after the audio stops?
norton | August 26, 2008 at 5:26 pm
The lengths this broad will go to in order to make a complete ass of herself is amazing.
The really sad part is that she thinks this is cute and funny.
yeah baybee | August 26, 2008 at 5:26 pm
That type of jaw was designed to be on the receiving end of a crushing uppercut
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm
id like to see a full spread of this chick, has hugh hefner made her an offer?
combustion8 | August 26, 2008 at 5:28 pm
looks like dre’s kid took this song to heart.
Sell Your Porn Online | August 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I love her tits, and daydream about stuffing my dick in her mouth when I see her pictures… sorry, why is her mouth always open if not for me to insert something into it?
heidi's hooters | August 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Um, wtf is in her tights in that photo? It kinda looks like a MAXI PAD! Nast.
combustion8 | August 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I bet shes a dead fuck.
el | August 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm
i know this should be the least of my worries, but why is she continually in slow motion?
Phfaa | August 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Directed by Spencer Cohen and a Six Foot Turkey Production.
Spencer Cohen?
Turkey is right.
HolyHell | August 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm
wtf? She’s going to look like Joan Rivers by the time she’s 30…. She must ingest a lot of airborne critters with her mouth gaping open like that…. Large mouth bass?
lf | August 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm
That’s fake….I mean, that’s gotta be fake, right? Even two fuck-tards like Speidi wouldn’t produce something that rediculous……right?
Yea - blah blah | August 26, 2008 at 5:45 pm
ok so 50 seconds into it i wanted to hang myself – there goes 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back…
Seriously, she needs to stop everything being in public, thinking she can sing, even thinking she can act. She just needs to be what GOD invented her to be……a stripper.
ella | August 26, 2008 at 5:46 pm
it looks like something Borat would watch back home – maybe the winner of Kazakh Idol ???
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 26, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Back in the day, I used to dry hump my pillow dreaming of Olivia Newton John. Come to think of it, I still do
Cartman | August 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I think the video needs to be longer. 10 minutes and 9 seconds is just too fuckin short for all this talent.
It could use some midgets on tricycles too.
dude | August 26, 2008 at 5:56 pm
By far the best part, and I’m begging you guys: Fast forward to 5:07 and check out the freak.
that’s not too far from the look of the average male as he watches this crapfest.
Chenush | August 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm
So…. They thoght we will make something funny so that they wont make any parodies on us…
But they screwd up cause this is not funny.
Its just sad… :(
DT | August 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I don’t get it.
Not a Fan | August 26, 2008 at 6:03 pm
This video is the embodiment of all that is wrong with mankind
J. | August 26, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Can some one explain to me why every picture whether it is “Candid” or not she keeps her mouth open like a idiot or something. I speculate that she is letting the air pressure out before she burst….I am serious look at the past pictures of her on this site you will notice a couple pics in each spot with her damn mouth open!!!!
sharpeidude | August 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm
The sick thing here is that off-camera; some assbag publicist is actually giving her the “thumb’s up” sign.
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:14 pm
look
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm
at
Ugh! | August 26, 2008 at 6:17 pm
She is obviously too lame to even lip sync. The “director” must have figured that out early. They just have her randomly flapping her mouth and shaking her ass. Tasks she can perform with a mimimum of direction.
yessh!
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:17 pm
that
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:19 pm
moist
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:21 pm
delectable
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm
warm
DrNecropolis | August 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm
@ 9 Ha! good one
@11 That’s just wrong, but goddam its pretty funny!
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:26 pm
camel
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm
toeeeeee!
Randal | August 26, 2008 at 6:35 pm
A catchy tune that brings out that summer feeling, driving with the top down and the breeze ruffling your hair. Add a finger point and a wink to the ladies next to you and you’re solid gold!
Heidi, you continue to push the envelope and your sense of humor is above all! Love ya!
xoxo
Randal
Anonymous | August 26, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Could someone please kill Randal?
alex | August 26, 2008 at 6:43 pm
why is this 10 minutes long?
This is gross.
Meg | August 26, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Oh please The Superficial Writer, please call her an asshat again in your next post! I swear she is the dumbest, fakest piece of crap this world has ever seen…
Slappy Sanchez | August 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm
WTF??
me | August 26, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I got 41 sec into the video, but then wanted to kill myself for going the 40 sec. longer than my common sense told me to.
Read the comments, do NOT (under any circumstances) watch that video clip.
Please heed my advice.
James | August 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm
lol, I was about to report that I made it 42 seconds. Not sure if I should be proud or not.
isitin | August 26, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Why did I press that play button, why why why.
Missy | August 26, 2008 at 7:43 pm
That has got to be her worst yet! WTF is she thinking???
It was driving me crazy that her singing didn’t match with what her HUGE open mouth was doing.
I only through 2 minutes of this crap…
jzz | August 26, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Her Chin is HUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!
wndsng | August 26, 2008 at 7:55 pm
This isn’t the official video. Someone put her video (or a version of it) into slow motion and added a track over it.
wndsng | August 26, 2008 at 7:55 pm
This isn’t the official video. Someone put her video (or a version of it) into slow motion and added a voice track over it.