Heidi Montag’s mouth is a fountain o’ stupid

Heidi Montag stopped by yesterday’s TRL and decided to show off her rhyming skills for Nelly (video after the jump). Heidi’s fake breasts came to the rescue by distracting Nelly enough that he didn’t beat her to death with his microphone. Had it been me, I would’ve closed my eyes and started swinging. I figure I’d at least connect with her chin if nothing else which, actually, wouldn’t even require lifting my arms.

NOTE: The video was obviously recorded via some dude aiming a camcorder at his TV which, ironically, makes it light-years beyond Heidi Montag’s music video.

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