Heidi Montag’s mom accuses Spencer Pratt of drugging her daughter

December 3rd, 2008 // 63 Comments

Chins McJugs’ mother Darlene is throwing a hissy fit in the pages of Us Weekly and claims Spencer Pratt drugged Heidi which caused her to elope. Darlene gives the marriage six months and, God willing, will turn her anger into premeditated murder:

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,” Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew off Thanksgiving with her family to stay with Pratt in Cabo San Lucas., the site of her Nov. 20 elopement. “I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”
“Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life,” Egelhoff tells Us. “I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”
“I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her.” Adds Egelhoff – who famously fought with Pratt, 25, on The Hills: “God says love your enemies, but I never expected it to be my son-in-law.”

Not ones to miss out on a drop of free press, Heidi and Spencer were, of course, available for comment:

“She should be happy I found someone I love,” the bride tells Us. “Some people go their entire lives without finding that.”
Adds Pratt, who famously calls Egelhoff “Stalker Mom”: “I think her mom needs to take a real fat chill pill and be happy for her daughter.”

Okay, first off, Spencer Pratt should be beaten to death with a manhole cover just for saying his mother-in-law needs to take “a real fat chill pill.” That said, what a giant fucking publicity scam on everybody’s part. Here’s how I know:

1. If you recall, Mommy dearest was involved in one of the Douche Twins shitass photo shoots.
2. She’s giving an interview with Us Weekly who happened to purchase the exclusive rights to the wedding photos.
3. Heidi Montag came out of her vagina.

Am I perpetuating their little ruse by reporting on it? Hell to the fuck no. Because shortly after this post goes live, you guys are going to rip me a new anus for even talking about them thus making these jokers even less employable. Fingers crossed, this will lead to Heidi and Spencer living on the streets where I will then selflessly offer them a blanket covered in smallpox, AIDS and that really itch stuff that irritates your skin. What’s it called again? Right; napalm.

Photos: Splash News

  1. sophie

    I wonder what her face will look like in 5-10 years? Scary.

  2. samyybaby

    eff you fish for posting this idiots! a mighty Eff you!!!

  3. Matt D

    Last time I checked this site you said you were going to stop posting about these two. It doesn’t look like it took long for you to sell out. I’ll try again in a couple months.

  4. white

    Wow! She is so cute and beautiful! I swear I saw her photos posted at the top popular on-line dating club ^_^***TALLCHAT.COM***^_^

    I tried to send an dating invitation to her and finally she replied with YES!. What kind of relationship is she looking for?

  5. I excuse for the existance of both creatures, folks!!

  6. I’m going to have to be drugged if I have to keep hearing about these douches.


    Chins McJugs lol.

  7. lala

    I see where her life is headed. She needs to get with Linda Hogan to discuss how to deal with her future.

    Nice animal print dress and fake WHITE nails by the way.

  8. Peppery

    Honestly, superficial, I’ve been an avid reader for years and I have no problem with you writing about them. I always feel better about myself when I see them pull another bs publicity stunt.

    I only wish someone in Hollywood would finally do their civic duty and throw these two under a bus. literally.

  9. Sandra

    Of course she was drugged! Look at that lame ass ring!

  10. Diana

    “and that really itch stuff that irritates your skin”

    I think you mean, “itchy”

    I am the grammar popo

  11. spencer's ball juice

    He looks like Kenneth Bernardo. Next they’ll be tag team raping and decaptiating girls…

    or in his case young boys.

    He’s such a fag.

  12. darling

    their fakeness makes me giggle.

  13. Fingers crossed, this will lead to Heidi and Spencer living on the streets where I will then selflessly offer them a blanket covered in smallpox, AIDS and that really itch stuff that irritates your skin.

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