Heidi Montag’s a drug addict

April 29th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Heidi Montag might be addicted to painkillers thanks to her transformation into Famewhore Barbie, according to InTouch:

“She isn’t all there when you speak to her.” According to a medical source, doctors would have prescribed painkillers such as Demerol, Vicodin and Percocet to Heidi after she had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day in November. “She said she was in so much pain — at times it was unbearable,” the pal says. “She had to keep taking pills, or else it would have been too hard to handle.”

But some friends worry that she continued to take drugs long after the pain went away. And they think the pills may be responsible for the Hills star’s bizarre behavior.

So, wait, Heidi Montag wasn’t “all there” when someone spoke to her and they just assumed she was on drugs? C’mon. Even before the surgeries, it’s a fact talking to Heidi Montag always involves her staring into space while petting an old shoe like a cat.

FRIEND: Heidi, wanna go shopping?
HEIDI: *pets pets pets pets*
FRIEND: Hello?
HEIDI: *pets pets pets pets*
FRIEND: HEIDI!
HEIDI: No man-sex on the good sofa, Spencer. *pets pets pets pets*

Heidi Montag in a Bikini – 4.10.2010

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  1. Jim

    Here transformation to a Real Doll is almost complete, then.

  2. Jim

    Her transformation to a Real Doll is almost complete, then.

  3. Hitler Jr.

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Fati87

    She is probably going to die soon. So I will refrain from saying anything mean. Oops.

  5. phil

    I actually saw some old episodes of The Hills on MTV the other day. They were pre-Spencer. It was absolutely shocking how different she looked back then…and how shitty she looks now. Almost enough to make me feel sad for her. Almost.

  6. It's Me Fuckers

    I think she looks not too bad. Very plastic but not too bad. I just hope she stops here with the surgery but I doubt it. I honestly think she looked prettier when she was natural. I have only seen photos because I have never seen The Hills. I refuse to. Same thing with Jersey Shore. I get my reality shit online. That’s bad enough. I think if I had to subject myself to seeing video of Spencer, I’d feel an uncontrollable urge to set his face on fire and then try and put it out with a fork. Pictures are about all I can handle of these morons.

  7. Mr. Mister

    Has this thing been stress tested yet? I would could it handle a substantial man like myself. I’d hit it like Ike!

  8. Anonymous

    The word “useless” doesn’t even begin to describe this piece of trash.

  9. bar room hero

    Heidi Montag’s a tranny…

    disgusting

  10. superficial rocks

    Anna Nicole Montag

  11. Linny

    Let’s see. Smoking hot body. So wacked out on painkillers she just stares blankly.

    The Perfect Woman!!!

  12. Rossco

    I’d still absolutely *destroy* her from behind. Guys, don’t pretend you wouldn’t too. Might have to put a ball gag in her mouth to keep her from talking and ruining it, though, haha.

  13. bob

    God i hope you are right!. I hope she OD’s soon!

  14. bob

    I hope she takes that cunt face spencer with her!!

  15. Ryan

    She used to be so pretty and cute back pre-Spencer, pre-boob job, pre-lip job, pre-back carving, pre-ass implants, pre-cheek bone implants!

  16. she’s hot hot hot. apart from that nice post.

  17. justifiable

    Look, guys, this is not exactly a tragedy here – she was NEVER “all there”. It’s not a Robert Downey Jr. situation where a talented actor is being handicapped by an addiction that’s preventing him from bringing something great and interesting to the world. This is Heidi Fucking Montag. Her being out of her tits (sorry) on painkillers isn’t an impediment to lying there for the camera, which is pretty much what she did before – it’s actually a plus because maybe she won’t open her piehole quite as much. I just hope Spencer ODs before she does.

  18. All those painkillers just mean it slides in her butt a lot easier. Pull on the boobs on the way in and push on the boobs to slide out. She just made sex with her easier.

  19. havoc

    Heidi, I’m a doctor. And I suggest you take the whole bottle at once. Trust me. Just please try it…..

    .

  20. RoboZombie

    What would Jesus use??

  21. justifiable

    #20 About 3 condoms. All at once.

  22. posie

    She’s the next Anna Nicole and Spencer is her Howard.

  23. Plan

    She’s a stupid as anyone that thinks she looks hot.

    You might as well order one of those life-like dolls from Japan like Charlie Sheen did.

    HEIDI: chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

  24. why do these idiotic women keep ruining their bodies with plastic surgery?

  25. Marcus

    Hope she makes a sex tape before she dies, so better get it made fast!! I’m sure it will be in 3-D since it’s the latest fad now..

  26. bitingontinfoil

    WOW Anna Nicole Smith never looked better!

  27. bitingontinfoil

    BTW: Kudos to #17:

    “It’s not a Robert Downey Jr. situation where a talented actor is being handicapped by an addiction that’s preventing him from bringing something great and interesting to the world. ”

    Well said.

  28. Tzi

    This plastic look went out in the early 90s. I actually feel kind of sorry for her.

  29. IMHO

    I think she looks like a man posing as a woman… is that a transvestite? I get them all confused. Or a sex-changed post-op male.

  30. small asian penis

    Seriously, this is what her PR posted for the day…

  31. small asian penis

    So she got a refill on her Rx. BFD. I want to see her puking on herself and giving knob jobs for 5 bucks. I need proof and this isn’t cutting it. You show the same picture of her for 3 weeks. The headlines are bogus. I am calling BULLSHIT on this whole scene. I want my time back.

    I am done with this whole Celebrity crap, the world is so much more interesting than this shit. This scene is just another example how society has gone to poo. Why am I wasting my life here and other equally uninteresting sites.

    PEACE OUT>

  32. jo

    … so she’s like Paris Hilton’s character in Repo! the Genetic Opera…

  33. Heidi is gonna get what he deserves. Because he is eighty percent of silicon, in practice, he is now disabled. Oh, and even evil. We hope that you dependent on cosmetic surgery and ends to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  34. Fapfapfapfapfap

    Do porn already!

  35. #31

    I love you.

  36. captain america

    ……..she must be with this body.

  37. Krish

    Who cares. She can do whatever she wants with her body. It’s her life.

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  39. She’ll need beer goggles to look in the mirror when she gets off the pills. She makes me sad.

    @ 37 – “Who cares. She can do whatever she wants with her body. It’s her life.”
    NO NO NO!

  40. fedy

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    your answer whether you please

  41. anne

    Its not painkillers, its called self-centerdness.

    If she is happy like that, thats her call, I just think she is too
    narcissitic. But then again half Hollywood is.
    And yeah, she should get into porn.

  42. anne

    *self centeredness*

  43. cc

    It’s ok Heidi, you can leave Spencer soon and marry someone rich and undiscerning.

  44. I assume the large breasts compensate for that ?

  45. el ces

    Heidi has a pretty smile, I wish we’d see more of it. Why so serious?

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  48. TheBlur

    my theory is there was a demon in michael jackson that caused him to get all his disastrous surgeries and get addicted to painkillers, and now that michael jackson passed away, that demon has passed on to heidi…just as the britney mental illness/conservatorship one transferred to lindsay lohan

  49. TheBlur

    my theory is there was a demon in michael jackson that caused him to get all his disastrous surgeries and get addicted to painkillers, and now that michael jackson passed away, that demon has passed on to heidi…just as the britney mental illness/conservatorship one transferred to lindsay lohan

  50. vivian

    I’d do her, plastic and all.

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