Heidi Montag’s a drug addict

The Superficial / April 29, 2010

Heidi Montag might be addicted to painkillers thanks to her transformation into Famewhore Barbie, according to InTouch:

“She isn’t all there when you speak to her.” According to a medical source, doctors would have prescribed painkillers such as Demerol, Vicodin and Percocet to Heidi after she had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day in November. “She said she was in so much pain — at times it was unbearable,” the pal says. “She had to keep taking pills, or else it would have been too hard to handle.”

But some friends worry that she continued to take drugs long after the pain went away. And they think the pills may be responsible for the Hills star’s bizarre behavior.

So, wait, Heidi Montag wasn’t “all there” when someone spoke to her and they just assumed she was on drugs? C’mon. Even before the surgeries, it’s a fact talking to Heidi Montag always involves her staring into space while petting an old shoe like a cat.

FRIEND: Heidi, wanna go shopping?
HEIDI: *pets pets pets pets*
FRIEND: Hello?
HEIDI: *pets pets pets pets*
HEIDI: No man-sex on the good sofa, Spencer. *pets pets pets pets*

Heidi Montag in a Bikini – 4.10.2010