Heidi Montag wore a bikini again

August 25th, 2009 // 114 Comments

If you didn’t suspect there’d be another set of Heidi and Spencer on the beach in the Bahamas, clearly you’re a naive soul blissfully unaware of the dark evils of this world. But, on the bright side, I realized we’ll never have to worry about these two starring in a sex tape. I’ll let you do the math on that one.*

*Answer: x / y = Spencer loves penis ^ gay


  1. la la la LA

    in every set of these staged photos she always makes sure her crotch is far away from his whenever they’re face to face (see pic #8, 9). you’re a couple of phony phucks. we get it.

  2. Argggghhhh

    Make it go away please!!!!!! I am sure a sex tape will emerge after their world tour of PDA & public whoring. I am so sick of them!!!!

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  4. Jenny

    I don’t care how stupid she is, Heidi is still fucking hot.

  5. girly

    I’M SOO F**ING TIRED OF THIS TWO
    STOP POSTING THEIR PICS PLEASEEE

    XOXO FROM PERU!

  6. Courageous

    Until she dumps her gay agent/pimp/husband, please stop showing either of them. Please. Pretty please? Cherry on top? Cherry on top of each of Kelly Brook’s marvellous melons?? I knew you would see it my way! Mwah ha ha!!

  7. yo

    They always look like they’re doing a photoshot.. FOTO, SONRIAN.. OTRA FOTO, OTRA POSE
    Que falsos..

  8. rebecca

    Yes it does look like they are always posing for the camera–
    I think all the paparazzi should point their cameras at them when they see them and then quickly turn-away(psyche!) and chase some completely random nobody on the street for a photo shoot instead–if you want see those 2 really crawl for attention–I would not even want to imagine what they would do if no-one would take their picture–it would be like the twilight zone for them–maybe they would like go insane and then like disappear for real–come on P-razzi I call on your power to use their own vanity to destroy them–you hold the key to the plan–it could be so much fun!!

  9. Pilatunes

    OMG, her mouth is actually CLOSED in some of these pictures! This must be a first ever. I guess she was distracted by a thought.

    I’d hit her from behind though…it would be a great view.

  10. KN

    Notice in picture 4 how disgusting Spencer’s feet are !! Ew… And yes I pretty much LOATHE them too……… Arghh they’re too much. And even though I guess 90% if not more of The Hills is totally fake, still somehow the conversations between like Whitney and Lauren or Audrina seem very real, at times. But EVERY SINGLE one of these 2 idiots ‘conversations’ has always been so fake I feel psysically ill sometimes when I watched some episodes haha. Also the way they ALWAYS ‘argue’ over everything, then ‘make up’ and argue again! Argh fuck off… Like why is your sister here? Both their sisters and meaningsless bull shit like that. And then Spencer gets SO ‘mad’ about it. Wow you must be retarted not to know how fake everything about them and especially Spencer is.. Maybe he’s not even a real person. Just some fake alien The Hills robot ? Who knows :)

  11. Please fish, stop. They are so put off. Huck wants me vomit on my walls. Please. And No. They are so bland. 84 years my grandmother’s wallpaper in the bathroom below it will consider. My grandmother sucks.

  12. Commented on this photo:

    i wish i was his hand

  13. Commented on this photo:

    lick it

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