Heidi Montag wore a bikini again

If you didn’t suspect there’d be another set of Heidi and Spencer on the beach in the Bahamas, clearly you’re a naive soul blissfully unaware of the dark evils of this world. But, on the bright side, I realized we’ll never have to worry about these two starring in a sex tape. I’ll let you do the math on that one.*

*Answer: x / y = Spencer loves penis ^ gay