I don’t know how, but this site seems to have turned into a tribute page to The Hills. Anyway, everybody’s favorite plastic surgery role model Heidi Montag was spotted frolicking on the beach yesterday wearing a pink bikini and carrying around a red life preserver. What an accomplished life. When she’s 60 and looking back on her life she’ll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants and run on the beach. Somebody should get started on her biography now. It’s such a moving story of determination and the human spirit. She makes that Rosa Parks character look like a total douche.
leatherdaddy | September 28, 2007 at 5:01 pm
fish, please dont leave us with this. …First!!
eXtasyStef | September 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Yet another obvious boob job. You could park a truck in that crevasse between them. Though it’s nothing compared to the empty space between her ears.
JEFE | September 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I really want to kill this stupid bitch. By kill, I mean fuck.
trinity | September 28, 2007 at 5:03 pm
when soes this girl NOT have a staged photo shoot.
she’s a paparazzi’s dreamoh and she’s a fuckin moron!
Kimberly | September 28, 2007 at 5:08 pm
In all fairness to Heidi though, if her breasts are like that size WITH implants, then she must have been as flat as pancakes before. I’m sure later in her life she would have been required to have some augmentation done if she ever considered breast-feeding her future babies.
jenny | September 28, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ew, her boobs are scary.
jacknasty | September 28, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Too bad breast implants can’t fix ugly!
Will you stop posting on the cast of The Hills, or if you’re going to post on them at least stop pretending you don’t like them and their show….because seriously its like 4 days a week you post on them.
havoc | September 28, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Still never heard of her……
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Mystery Method | September 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm
She should win some humanitarian award. She truly is an inspiration for hook-nosed and boobie-less chicks around the world! Give her the Golden Hooter award!
lil princess | September 28, 2007 at 5:13 pm
her mother must be a horse… look at that grill!!!
Megina | September 28, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I thought this was celebrity gossip.
I don’t even know who this girl is…is she from MTV? I’m assuming, because other than FOX, I can’t think of any network that would give this girl 5 minutes of air time unless they were desperate for material.
lil princess | September 28, 2007 at 5:15 pm
oh wait…. they must be fake, just like everything else about this whore.
Andrea | September 28, 2007 at 5:16 pm
As if you people don’t know who the girls from The Hills are.
You’re missing out.
Barry LeFarge | September 28, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Her nipples are uneven. Nice plastic surgeon.
8907 | September 28, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Definitey lovin’ the boob job.
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | September 28, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Heidi Montag + new breasts + nice body = a low self-esteem. Good thing her valley-boy self pro-claimed playboy fiance’ that talks like a surfer, his mouth half open with a cheesy grin who’d probably rather be a butt-pirate is whoring her out….
damnyou | September 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Congratulations, you look like a third-tier porn star.
badplastic | September 28, 2007 at 5:25 pm
A waste of a perfectly good body, minus the fake knockers.
I hate celebrities | September 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm
You know this wannabe famous whore was born in some tiny fucking one horse Colorado town called Crested Butte.
So basicaly I like to say she was born and raiised in Crusted Butt. Hmmmmmmmm no wonder she wanted to get out of there.
Do ya think they have a street, correction, do you think they named THE street there after her or some shit? Man Crusted butt must be so proud to have one of their own out whoring it up and humiliating herself in Hollywood, you know what all small town girls do in L.A. Being a braindead silicone filled fame craving slut-whore is basically the number one job opportunity awaiting young skanks that come to California or are lucky enough to have been raised there by their alcoholic frame crazed Momager.
Mayumi! | September 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm
This girl is so ugly!!!!! But not as ugly as Amy Winehouse.
Zing! | September 28, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I wonder if this ho has any jobs lined up for the future. I sure could use a new bumper guard for my truck. Looks like the inbred bitch has experience at the job.
GT | September 28, 2007 at 5:33 pm
And standing in front of a Fire Dept truck. Because they’re the ones who use rescue cans. Wait….that could be her new Baywatch name! Rescue Cans!
Kelley | September 28, 2007 at 5:36 pm
FUGLY
Buttercup | September 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Did someone say this already? She’s ugly, she looks like Tori Spelling…and thats not a good thing. She looked better when she was natural. Doesn’t she know? Breast implants are out, natural is in. Or at least if you’re gonna get them, get ones that look natural. Either way she’s not very attractive. Enjoy your 15 minutes honey.
Spencer Pratt | September 28, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Instant boner.
theShizaan | September 28, 2007 at 5:39 pm
this beeotch is pitiful.
i feel sorry for her.
she oozes desperation and low self-esteem, which is the complete opposite of attractive.
and i’d still pay to see Spencer clocked in the face.
L319 | September 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Nice body but still a horse face.
joLIE | September 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Not possible. The women on Baywatch were pretty.
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I hate people | September 28, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I didn’t know Jay leno had a daughter, I mean son that decided to become a woman/skank.
1. remove mr. weewee – Check
2. get big silicone boobies – Check
The Food Network | September 28, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Hey! I know her! She’s Sandra Lee from the Food Network! Right?
twat stain | September 28, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Oh god…PLEASE, no more of this hideous, useless cunt! She makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
Judy | September 28, 2007 at 5:45 pm
God, I want to lick her! Every single inch of her.
The Food Network | September 28, 2007 at 5:48 pm
You know, Sandra Lee…the one with the saggy breasts, botox eyebrows, instacrap meals and hideous table scapes…that’s her, right?
Taylor | September 28, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Okay the Potato implants are obvious.. still she is gorgeous.
Suburban Socialite | September 28, 2007 at 5:50 pm
She tries so hard, but she’s still fug.
Bea | September 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm
She needs to get shot. Like… in the head. Like… immediately! ;-)
ssdd | September 28, 2007 at 5:54 pm
This girl…… these pictures… … all I can do is laugh…………….. seriously.
stupid | September 28, 2007 at 6:08 pm
YOU ARE RACIST superdouche ass punk
Fonda Peters | September 28, 2007 at 6:10 pm
She should sue her plastic surgeon for that awful nose. I bet there is not one ant in her apartment and she does not own a vacum cleaner, with that hoover of a nose
elle | September 28, 2007 at 6:15 pm
superfish, you say she’s a bad role model, but if she hadn’t had the job you’d say she was too flat and make some smartass comment about that. why do you think she was insecure? cos of douchebags like you. i want to see a picture of you please? i bet you HAVE boobs. the male version. bitchtits.
elle | September 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm
i should emphasize that i do however, think heidi is a douche too.
Jason | September 28, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Are you guys being serious here. god. reading these posts is just rediculous. heidi looks better then 99 percent of the world. not jsut america now. i guarentee you, with my life, that not one person who commmented in here looks better then her. so go face denile and look in the mirror and realize shit i wieght 180 lbs im a fat ass. jealous bitche.s
Rod | September 28, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Everyone ought to be jumping with joy over this chick. Fake boobs are awesome and if she inspires a generation of vapid whores to get breast implants, then God bless her.
cookievanderbilt | September 28, 2007 at 6:24 pm
From Fish to Rosa Parks: These BAD fake boobs are a lesson in segregation:
1. Separate
2. Not Equal
I mourn for America. And for that butcher nose job.
boo | September 28, 2007 at 6:35 pm
OMG she SO looks like she is doing the slow motion Bay Watch running in the first pic!
Miss Anthrope | September 28, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Another vacuous Hollywood “actress” with fake boobs and bleached blonde hair.
How f***ing original.
What’s the point of blatantly obvious implants?
Her parents must be so proud that their daughter is aspiring to be the next Pam Anderson.
tanya | September 28, 2007 at 6:41 pm
dog face
Dana | September 28, 2007 at 6:45 pm
This person totally sucks and if I never hear about her again I’d be ok with that.
For having a pretty good looking body she sure has a fugly face. Butterface.
riley | September 28, 2007 at 7:02 pm
#5 i think you might actually be dumber than our esteemed ms. montag. breast size is in no way linked to the ability to either the amount or the ease of milk production. your breasts fill up with milk no matter what size they are to start with. that’s kinda the point.
anyway, what a useless twat. she’s almost as bad as spencer.
ali | September 28, 2007 at 7:03 pm
god bless heidi.