After showing basically nothing in her recent Playboy shoot, Heidi Montag hints that she might be posing for them again and will maybe look like she actually belongs in the fucking magazine. Us Weekly reports:
“Always leave them asking for more,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “Next time, I’ll have more to reveal.”
Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, “Maybe.”
Though many of the photos were racy, she said she didn’t feel she compromised her Christianity.
“For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”
A blessed experience, huh? So was Jesus working the Photoshop afterward, or did he just stand in the background offering suggestions? “Yeesh, that chin. I don’t know what daddy was thinking. Can we get rid of at least half of it? I want to cry just looking at it. Nas-tee. Now who wants mochaccinos? I’m buying.”
And, yes, I did just make Jesus gay.
Scope Out Heidi Montag’s Playboy Shoot
Her and Spencer need to be sodomized by the Hills Have Eyes freaks
Oh man, boy does she make Christians look BAD! Anyway, yes it’s great to think the body is beautiful, God did make us naked, but then if you read your Bible you would know that the Garden of Eden and Eve and the forbidden fruit and them being ashamed of their bodies put a stop to nudity being ok. She’s just trying to rationalize to herself that this was okay, when if she truly was a Christian she would know it wasn’t okay. I don’t think she is ugly by any means, but she sure is a flake. She is deluded herself into thinking she can sing and dance, all she does is flap her arms around and she CAN NOT SING. Her song lyrics are stupid as well. I do agree is she loved herself so much the way God made her then why get breast implants, a chin implant, fake teeth (when she didn’t need them), dies her hair bottle blonde (the list goes on and on)? The saddest part is that she looked 100 times better before all those surgeries and procedures. However, ugly she is not and neither is Spencer for that matter, he’s just mean and evil. Which also seems to be fake, b/c if you watched him on that reality show (the one they claimed tortured them) he said no one wants a nice guy they want a villain. So basically, he just admitted it was all fake and for TV. They are both fame-whores and should be very happy together b/c they fit so well 2gether. We have the ditsy blonde who can’t make decisions on her own, kind of vulnerable, pretends to be Miss Innocent and then we have Mr. Evil who runs over her like she’s a door mat, but in some sick twisted way I think he does care about her (or use her for fame, whichever lol), anyway he’s like her protector (even though he really is causing her more grief than anything, but she doesn’t see that.) He even speaks for her a lot of the time. So we have the submissive (her) and the dominate (him). If it works for them then Good, but I just wish that we didn’t have to see every single thing they do. Like all their crazy publicity photo’s of them dressed up on Easter with bunny ears or what have you. What I do not understand is if, they are REALLY married, but The Hills is FAKE and Scripted, then which is true? Who would marry someone just b/c the TV people tell you to? I don’t get that! I do believe it’s fake b/c his dad is supposedly some famous dentist out that way and you would assume would have the last name as Spencer and his sis Stephanie which is Pratt, but if you look up dentist out there u don’t find any with that last name. So, are they using fake names? Is Spencer Pratt really his name? Are any of the Hills cast’s names real? Is Stephanie really even Spencer’s sister? I just wonder b/c it seems so fake.
number 50: Who’s name also happens to be Brooke, which is not the same as number 52 which is me. You said “She should be so ashamed of herself. And so should Hugh– even with a doctor’s help she’s nothing but a bleach-blond horsefaced bimbo starved for attention, and definitely not worth the front page of Playboy.”
I just wanted to say to you that Hugh Hefner being ashamed, Yeah Right! Also, have you seen his latest girlfriends? I mean personally I never thought the ones on TGND were all the wonderful (they’ve had all kinds of plastic surgery done, just look at Holly’s before and after pics, she was a dog before her surgeries and now she is much better), but the newest flock, especially the twins are just FUGLY. Most of the girls in his magazines are FAKE, bleached blondes bimbos that are starved for attention and a whole lot of them are not worthy of the cover. I guess the older he gets the more desperate he gets, because he went from girlfriends like Izabella St. James (who did write a tell all book, but still she was beautiful), Buffy Tyler, and The Bentley twins. Besides Izabella’s tell all book there have been 2 others that I know of, one wrote by a woman that ALMOST was a girlfriend, but she didn’t like the idea of sex with Hef (most of the girl’s names are changed in this book) and then another by Hef’s doctor’s daughter that grew up pretty much in the mansion. If you read these books, you would be surprised by what goes on in that mansion, like for instance gay male porn playing on the TV’s while the orgies are going on and the girl’s having to participate in the orgies even if they are on their periods, no forms of protection are being used and the girls aren’t being checked for potential STD’s. So, no I don’t think Mr. Hugh Hefner is any kind of pillar for morality or good taste for that matter (not anymore anyway). Just look at all the terrible things people are saying about that poor girl’s looks that was killed by Ryan from Megan wants a Millionaire. To put it nicely they say she isn’t pretty, but in a much more vulgar manner. I think Heidi looks just as good if not better than a lot of girls that he’s put on the cover of Playboy.
I would rather have Tori Spelling pose next time. Get Lost Mr and Mrs Pratt
I would rather have Tori Spelling pose next time. Get Lost Mr and Mrs Pratt
Playboy is paying Heidi Montag $500k to take her clothes off and show some tits. That is $250k per breast. I have seen about 1,000 bikini shots of Heidi and her breasts are nice but not worth $250k each, just to look at in a magazine. Hell, they are not worth that to hold and fondle them. Las Vegas is full of Heidi Montag’s that you can probably have for a few hundred bucks. These ladies will most likely make it worth your while as well. They seem to be very accommodating here. It is such a nice town.
Still, we will lump Heidi into our Duncan’s ladies category in anticipation of seeing her breasts in the next couple of weeks. Magazine hits the newsstands somewhere around August 23rd I believe. Heidi has been leaking copies of it earlier though. She is quite the little high society elite isn’t she. One thing is for sure, she does like posing on all fours. That alone means she can’t be all bad right?
http://journalstone.com/2009/08/09/heidi-montag-playboy-pictures/
Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?
I was a little hungover when I created Heidi and I don’t blame her for going under the knife. Plastic surgeons are demigods!
I was a little hungover when I created Heidi and I don’t blame her for going under the knife. Plastic surgeons are demigods!
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It did not compromise her Christianity. Is she F***** kidding me.she is half naked. So only if shes naked its compromised. I think she needs to go back to school. Granted, Its every1s right to posse for playboy. If you have it Flaunte it. but shes just stupid.
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I do not understand! I think this is wrong b / c his father is supposedly a famous dentist in this way and that could have the family name as Spencer Pratt and Stephanie SIS, but if you're a dentist then u is not everything with this surname
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