Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesterday I probably would’ve laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell Playboy shoot. But these are trials of my life. Sometimes I think the only people who have rougher than I do are kids in third world countries. Then again, they don’t have to go to school, work or sit through Twilight to touch a boob. — Little bastards.
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OMG LOL | June 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
HEHEHEHE FIRST
sah | June 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Never noticed how short her legs are…
DrunkenJules | June 14, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What an ass.
Miles | June 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm
3rd HEHEHEHEHE….. ^^^ That ass is nothing on Shauna Sand’s ass. OMFG. best ass!!! http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/shauna_sand_sunbathing_topless.php?bfm_index=7&bfm_page=0
Thats the best ass with the best tan, with the best body on the planet. Heidi has no body and face compared to Shauna Sand.. yuck… those tits are terrible compared to Shauna’s amazing babies.. Fuck Heidi. You aint shit to Shauna so quit trying. Shauna is The fucking best hands down.
heidisucks | June 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm
GOD she sucks.
assman | June 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
calculating, calculating, the assman passes.
the grapes of ROUGH | June 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Spencer got some odd abs, like he recently delivers 8 dirt little eaters….
Randal | June 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Hi there Heidi, Randal here. Thanks for sending these pictures to The FISH, you look great! I love your show and just wanted to send my warm wishes to both you and Spencer. Stay smiling!
Randal
Modwild | June 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm
They are both way too pale to be stomping around the beach for photos. Blech.
callam | June 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@2 nice one.. thats all i notice now
@4 you serious? shes old an saggy
superstar | June 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Is she sucking her tummy in?
Venom | June 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Dreaming of showering her in something else…
mikeock | June 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I know she’s as dumb as a bag of hair, but I can’t believe that albino douchebag is mounting this bitch. Or maybe he’s not. Who knows, but I bet he’s seen her naked.
I’d eat it. Oh yeah. No problem.
Miles | June 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm
yes, Callam. I am serious. She is not old.. She is so hot! Plus saggy?? Are you serious? She has a great bod and perfect at that. And like I said you can’t be her ass. Shauna is fucking amazingly hot! How do you say she is not hot?! Can’t believe that. She is beautiful. PS Heidi is a pale horse and awful compared to Shauna Sand. but hey its Shauna sand.
Miles | June 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
yes, Callam. I am serious. She is not old.. She is so hot! Plus saggy?? Are you serious? She has a great bod and perfect at that. And like I said you can’t be her ass. Shauna is fucking amazingly hot! How do you say she is not hot?! Can’t believe that. She is beautiful. PS Heidi is a pale horse and awful compared to Shauna Sand. but hey its Shauna sand.
Matthew | June 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
DAMN IT FISH ONCE AND FOR ALL AND ONCE IN YOUR LIFE STOP POSTING MR.OR MISS DOUCHEBAG!
casualencounters.com/blog | June 14, 2009 at 6:46 pm
1) Gross.
2) Please to be having more celebrities who are actually, you know. Celebrities.
djshrindefdf | June 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm
when is this bitch not wearing a bikini? it;s getting really old
bbei | June 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Perfect body minus the fake bewbs.
oneelusivegal | June 14, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Who the hell cares. Talk about non-entities. Why are these two even in mags and websites. They must have the best damned publicist in the world.
mikeock | June 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Know what’s sad? These two retards are millionaires. They’ve been rewarded for being vapid idiots.
mikeock | June 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Know what’s sad? These two retards are millionaires. They’ve been rewarded for being vapid idiots.
the grapes of ROUGH | June 14, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Frankly! id rather see Susan Boyle naked. why you ask? because she got the wrong attitude, socialy and religiously, shes cant even breath or think for herself without this svengali like life partner…
Randal | June 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I am totally beating off to these pictures. Well, I shall be honest and more specific: the pictures where I cropped Heidi out and was able to focus on the volcano of molten-lava lust that is Spencer Pratt.
Randal
Randal | June 14, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I am totally beating off to these pictures. Well, I shall be honest and more specific: the pictures where I cropped Heidi out and was able to focus on the volcano of molten-lava lust that is Spencer Pratt.
Randal
cyndi | June 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Put on some clothes woman!
Some Girl | June 14, 2009 at 8:35 pm
How cute… they match. Their suits, their cross necklaces and their vile personalities. I do like how Heidi doesn’t do the whole crispy-fried tan thing, it’s probably the only thing about her that isn’t fake.
Jim | June 14, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Spencer Pratt – Those who cannot grow facial hair get laughed at on the internet when they think they can.
v tard | June 14, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Proof that the genetic lottery doesn’t give a shit about fair or unfair, deserving or undeserving or being rewarded for having no talent.
No matter how much of a waste of oxygen Heidi seems to be, she still lucked out in terms of a body. Slightly man-faced but I wouldn’t kick it out of bed.
gil | June 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm
i just jizzed on the same jizz I jizzed for Hannah Montana !
PostmortemG | June 14, 2009 at 9:08 pm
¨I’d eat it. Oh yeah. No problem.¨
I agree, i guess. I´d be lying if i said i didn´t like her body.
PostmortemG | June 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Damn… nevermind, she´s fucking hot. I even dig her pale skin. Sure, the chin´s a bit odd, but considering the rest of her body (And the fact that her ´husband´ is undoubtadly gay) I´ll ignore it.
titsonsnack | June 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I WANT TO NOT HEAR ABOUT HER ANYMORE.
j | June 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I don’t care if she is media hore and married to the largest tool in the world. She is incredible and i would totally do her. the mouth is accomidating.
Pilatunes | June 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Holy shit, there are a couple of shots where her mouth is almost closed. Almost.
Derek Jeter's Penis | June 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm
FISH! For the love of CHRIST! STOP posting pictures of this VAPID, EMPTY Shell of a fucking human being – MEDIA WHORE! I wish her and her Ken doll (means has no penis) would drop dead!
Randal….you are a Douche….
A-Rod wishes he was me….Seriously…Modonna?????Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……………..
snowwhite | June 14, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@ 9 Modwild – 1) they aren’t pale – they are fair skinned. they still look perfectly healthy, not washed out. fair skin is beautiful. ever notice that ‘fair’ sometimes is used to mean beautiful (mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all)?
2) tans are unhealthy and make the skin look leathery and gross. these two are less likely to get skin cancer. and they will age a lot better than your tan skin. i seem to know a lot of people who use tans to hide body fat and appear more toned than they are. bringing me to my final point….
3) they may be douche bags, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A BODY LIKE HEIDI’S IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ARE TAN OR FAIR. to comment on her skin color is nit picky and reeks of jealousy.
isitin | June 14, 2009 at 10:11 pm
She will smarten up one day & leave that stupid douche bag.
momo | June 14, 2009 at 10:42 pm
why buy playboy when you can get the milk for free?
JaniceGunit | June 14, 2009 at 11:07 pm
BUTTERFACE
:B | June 14, 2009 at 11:28 pm
# 21,22 very very true.
I like to think of the comment area as the Superficial’s Colon. Where all the turd like comments add absolutely nothing whatsoever to anything, just like celebrities.
::sigh::
p.s. WHERE’S PARKER?
and I love you Randal.
OMG! | June 14, 2009 at 11:33 pm
No doubt she looks good in a bikini but she’s a “tard”.. seriously!
Parisisugly | June 14, 2009 at 11:37 pm
good thing she looks good b/c she has NOTHING upstairs (meaning her brains, not her boobs!)
Alli Watermelon | June 14, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Pastey. Horse face. Flabby legs for how thin she is. Spencer looks like a pedophile/leprochaun. Yuck to both.
alisa | June 15, 2009 at 1:08 am
don’t care for her since she’s had so much plastic surgery… but she got really lucky with her body shape.. ignoring the bolted on boobs… her waist is really small and defined and her weight goes to her legs. she looks good
stevie | June 15, 2009 at 2:44 am
that horse has a womans face
Poppycock | June 15, 2009 at 3:10 am
Why is she still being talked about? Don’t people realize that if they stop taking pictures of her and her idiot husband they may just go away. Anywho…she’s nasty. I can’t stand her and I’m sick of seeing her mug all over the palce.
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Erica | June 15, 2009 at 4:19 am
#29, how can you say she lucked out in the genetic lottery when she bought her body?
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