Heidi Montag showering herself off in a bikini

Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesterday I probably would’ve laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell Playboy shoot. But these are trials of my life. Sometimes I think the only people who have rougher than I do are kids in third world countries. Then again, they don’t have to go to school, work or sit through Twilight to touch a boob. — Little bastards.