Heidi Montag is negotiating a second spread for Playboy and this time around she’s willing to make it less Jesus-friendly because, goddamn, fake tits cost are expensive. Via The Scoop:
“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.”
“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends, who spoke to In Touch Weekly.
I wonder if the first time it was less about her Christian values, which she’s since bailed on for yoga gurus, and more about Heidi legitimately being afraid to show her old body naked. Then again, she pranced around in a bikini every other day, how frightening could her nipples have been? It’s not like they were surgically altered to look like Spencer’s face. — I immediately regret solving that mystery. Who wants to hit me in the frontal lobe with a mallet until I’m color blind? Anyone?
I don’t believe the whole seven figures bit but I am sure they are offering her a ton of money. For me personally… I’m less attracted to her now because I don’t like large breasts. I think she was much more attractive BEFORE the surgeons put their knives to her.
mind controlled…
…platic slag
In that one picture where she’s smiling (#6) the old Heidi horse face is back. It’s the same awful smile she had before the surgery. God. The doctors couldn’t get rid of it.
Good Gawd! Maybe a skilled Photoshop artist will be able to make her look real.
Playboy is considering putting frozen face horsey montag in it’s mag again? This just shows how far playboy has fallen. They’re so irrelevant right now (porn being so readily available on the internet) that they have to resort to putting useless attention whores in the magazine. What’s next, vietcong hooker tila tequila in the centerfold? Puke-a-tronic…
i would pay to hit your unfunny ass with a mallett cuz you fuckin suck! wheres the old writer?
If she keeps her mouth shut, fucking her is probably like fucking a Real Doll.
But 7 FIGURES…seriously! What is this world coming to? And besides, who-the-fuck-cares. Apparently neither Playboy or her realize that it’s no-one.
She look so nice and cool I am very glad to sen this one It is very nice and cool I am very excited to see this one It is so nice for me.She look so pretty I am big fan of her.
Well, that didn’t take long. Praise Jesus!
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@19
heh!!! my thoughts exactly!
Wat kind of girl would look like a 40 years old whore ,when she is 23 ???
certainly false win money
Why doesn’t she just join Hef’s harem and get out of our faces.
Does Playboy actually have any subscribers anymore?
Is there actually anyone out there who wants to see her naked? She’s right up there with Tara Reid. How’s that issue working out? Sell 100 copies yet? Yea, the whole steamy shower thing, not so steamy. Gotta admit though, I could watch these two like a train wreck. And the fact that they truly believe they are relevant makes it so much more fun. Please don’t stop Heidi and Spencer. Whatever you do, please keep putting yourslef out there cuz it’s too good to turn away.
I think she looks better than before, but her eyes are dead somehow. Anyway, if she’s in Playboy, no one will be looking at her eyes, so who gives? She made herself look like a fuckdoll, and if I were a man, I’d probably fuck it.
Her face is prettier than before. It’s actually really pretty!
I can’t stand her but the ton of surgery she got has made her face really beautiful. Now I wish I could afford that much work. This stinks
She was so much more beautiful before all the surgery. It really is a shame she could not see that. Nevertheless, I am a guy and I would stil hit that!
number 69!!!!!!!!
I can say that she is looking more prettier after the lots of surgery she had. I can’t understand why people are abusing her for her plastic surgery as she can do anything to her body to look more beautiful . It is her life and media should not interfere in her private life.
Good luck for the chosen team. People love inovation. Work harder to manage that! I am sure the final result will be great.
They should feel satisfied with the output. Otherwise you can not subumit feedback and get positive response. Good luck for all!
“baby look at her NOW ” ..
LOL ..
without photoshop , lifes a bitch & my head is gigantic with tiny stump legs …