Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties off. For Jesus.

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2010

Heidi Montag’s new album Superficial released today and apparently one of the songs requests someone who won’t cry at the mere thought of her vagina (Spencer.) remove her panties with his teeth. Via Us Magazine:

“I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em,” she sings. “Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally.”

Obviously these are the words of a sexually starved young woman in a sham marriage, or a songwriter who knows his client has the comprehension skills of a wombat because she bought fake tits to avoid ever having to read again.

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