Heidi Montag wants to make these bigger

February 18th, 2010 // 215 Comments

I don’t really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won’t stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun. Some might say this represents an insecure woman underneath that waxy veneer. While others, like myself, believe this is an obvious attempt to leave Spencer no choice but to finally touch her chest. Because it’s Earth now.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Janne

    Except for the jaw being perhaps a tad smaller, she looked much better before! With those giant boobs she looks like any hooch from the street. Before this last stunt I thought she was pretty much perfect, she used to get me all worked up just looking at her, especially with a bikini on. She WAS perfekt!! Those boobs are way to big for that tiny body, and what happened to her eyes? Why does all idiots want boobs the size of a house before theyre satisfied? It looks cheap and trashy, look at Pam ffs is she classy??

  2. Rocco

    #143 – I guess it’s true what they say about how misery loves company – because it looks like you have plenty of it! Anyway, “make it rain”, you can stay on your rainy side of the street along with Perez Hilton and others of his ilk, and I’ll stay on the sunny side.

    PS: Not an Oprah fan, just not a fan of celebrity-bashing.

  3. make it rain

    #152: I wasn’t bashing Heidi at all in my original post. I personally think she looks fine, but would be wise to cut back on the plastic surgery. In my initial post above, all I said was that if the petty jibes on this site bothered you, you could go to another website that showed more sympathy.

    BTW, “make it rain” also refers to one of two things:

    1. In strip clubs, it is when you throw stacks of money all over women (this is the “edited” definition)
    2. When a man ejaculates all over a woman (this is the “explicit” definition)

    Not dogging on you, just thought I’d set the record straight.

  4. Fati87

    I can’t wait for this girl to realease her first porn movie. I bet it will be hottt.

  5. Wendy

    It’s not that she doesn’t look beautiful. She really does, BUT, she was beautiful before, and what IS disturbing is that she is unrecognizable. It’s freaky to look at her and not even recognize who she is…..And, I am a woman with absolutely nothing against a little (or a lot) of enhancement, but for Heaven’s sake, she should still look like the person her mama gave birth too. Having said that, though, I wish her well. She obviously has esteem issues and all of the mean things that people are saying probably aren’t helping.

  6. sasha

    Whoever you are—- please go away.

  7. ILOVEHEIDI

    I feel sorry for her, notice NO Spencer in sight…..not even to hauck stuff. He had no involvement in this, he prefered her as she was, and it seems like he is (already) gone.

  8. taylor

    those boobs look like two hard basketballs…cute? so much prettier before all the surgeries. she may essentially feel “perfect”, but she has lost all her individual beauty god has given her. it’s a waste of money. i’m glad to know you spend all your excess money from your so-called “fame” on plastic surgery, instead of doing something that should actually be credited for, like charity donations or funds. You are plastic, you are no longer a creation of God. you cannot expect to change what god gave you without changing your inside, as well. Congratulations, Heidi. I used to LOVE you. But you are now the same as every other superficial, undeserving celebrity i have also lost respect for.

  9. Elle

    wow, she is starting to look like a young Joan Rivers but I love her hair, super shiny! Its unfortunate she feels so insecure that she would do this to herself, I wonder what she plans to do career wise, pose for the paps?

  10. Guest

    Ahahhaha, That was a great blurb, Superficial.

    I’m sick of her. Such an attention seeker. She’s not attractive,
    she’s jut insecure and lonely. Let’s move on.

  11. Name (required)

    Do breasts stuffed with silicone balls sag?
    Ten years from now, those are going to be uneven, floppy, and
    she’s going to look like donatella versace.

  12. Has she considered making her brain bigger? lool

  13. aeg

    AIRBAGS!

  14. bar room hero

    plastic slag…

  15. kingofbeer

    I would pay more attention if she did lesbian porn…. those melons are huge… that is all!

  16. jooni

    Nice to see that some men have absolutely no regards for what’s in a woman’s head and stupidity doesn’t seem to bother them… Anyway, I really do feel bad for this girl, she’s stupid and extremely insecure and makes poor decisions with money.

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  19. asdf

    she doesn’t look as bad in these pics.

    that said, I’d fuck the shit out of this. i mean stick it in all her holes

  20. Bobo

    She looks like Loretta Switt. Present day, not when she was younger.

  21. Wow that looking really nice. People saying it is looking big and i think it’s perfect according to her body shape.

  22. Dirk Diggler

    Just another fake,plastic,brainless bleached blonde.It’s sad really.

  23. skunk

    Whatever if she’s hot or not, the world still knows what a fucktard she is…..(and is married to)

  24. captain america

    GM also thought in the sixtees that “BIG” better was…………..

  25. captain america

    BOOB-JOBS can also mean: GO SMALLER?

  26. see this beautiful girl.. she looking so beautifull. and focus her boobs it is to big,, and so attractive,, i like her.. and i want to push her boobs just one time..

  27. tanny thorn

    She looks fat , waxy and dumb….Nothing else . Isn’t she terrified that there is not a future for her in decent industry anymore? Is she fucking blind?

  28. Brooklyn

    I can’t beleive what she has done to herself, she used to be so pretty.

  29. Jamie

    #74 You have an opinion, just like everyone else does. And since you are the resident expert here on implants, they are not only made of silicone. And they have been around since the 70s way before morons like Pam Anderson came onto the scene. I guess women who get boobs jobs to fix their breasts after having them removed from cancer or to fix size differences are all doing it for men and the media too right Einstein. Last I checked dying your hair, makeup, hair extensions, or better yet pros tics like limbs and such aren’t natural either. Is Heidi’s surgery affecting your life in anyway? If you don’t like the way she looks, then don’t look at her. She obviously is attention starved otherwise she would not dress like that or plaster her life story in every magazine, but hey she’s getting what she wants. IMO her body looks great, her face not so much. Her boobs are way too big for her body, but as far as looking “fake”, they look natural to me, maybe too big, but at the end of the day the only person’s life I’m that concerned about is mine. She could cut her head off for all I care..

  30. Peltypoo

    I wonder what goes on inside her brain? Same with Spencer. God those two are warped human beings.

    That being said, sure Heidi had ALOT of work done, but who cares! We’re not the ones who have to deal with sagging titties and (more)botox! Ha ha!

  31. James

    Awesome. She’s custom built for titty-f***ing!!!

  32. superfuckable

    i used to think she was pretty hot (pre plastic). now i say go all the way you media loving whore! make your tits as big as they can be before they explode. This is entertainment at its best.

  33. icky

    She’s gonna have Joslyn James-style stretchmarks on her boobs (if she doesn’t already)

    Why do women do this to themselves?? I’m about her size or a bit more petite and I have B-cups which I’m fine with. But if I had implants I’d stop at C or at most D. Anything bigger isn’t asthetic! I want a beautiful body, not a trashy-looking disproportionate body with gigantic tits with stretch marks

  34. CA

    The bigger the better, I for as hell don’t mind them a lot bigger…………..

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  36. Joseph Adenuga

    she should not get her breasts any bigger.

    right now she is so fuckable i cannot take it. any guy saying otherwise is lying or gay. i wanna bang the shit out of her til she passes out. UGH.

    but i suppose that won’t happen so all i can do is hope she makes the move into pornography quite soon.

  37. watch this beautiful girl,, she looking so beautiful and so sexy,, i like her photos..And I think none of that will be attracted….. she have awesome figure..

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  40. chyeaaaaa

    I’d be lying to myself if i said i wouldn’t fuck her anymore because of her surgeries….cause with those tits yeah I still would.

  41. ben dover

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  42. scrotog

    she’s transforming into rocky dennis

  43. yaknowit

    If only she could have had brain augmentation instead, to help her realize she was already beautiful…sadly she’s really messed up her eyes and with that squarer chin it actually makes her face look fatter…I’m sure that’s not what she was going for.

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