Heidi Montag wants to make these bigger

February 18th, 2010 // 215 Comments

I don’t really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won’t stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun. Some might say this represents an insecure woman underneath that waxy veneer. While others, like myself, believe this is an obvious attempt to leave Spencer no choice but to finally touch her chest. Because it’s Earth now.

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Comments (215)

  1. Sherlock | February 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Reminds me of a young Cindy Margolis. she will not age well…

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  2. Hauteness | February 18, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    It’s really cool because if you go a few posts down . . you will see Heidi Montag about 15 years from now. Growing up. Neat.

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  3. kramer | February 18, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    You know what I want? I want her to have a complication during her next surgery and fucking die, getting the planet rid of an absolutely worthless piece of shit.

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  4. WOW | February 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    butterface

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  5. zooey | February 18, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    love the shoes & purse… the rest is a hot fucking mess. ironically, her most appealing body part (post surgery) are her legs…which i’m assuming was the only part untouched by a scalpel.

    way to go brainiac, pay someone to mutilate you. i hope she keeps going and have no doubt she will. she’s either trying to be the next Pamela, or Cat Lady… idk which. some warped, glamazon view of perfection that most of us know does not exist but she’s saddled with such severe body dysmorphia that she can no longer distinguish fantasy from reality. it’s sad that those closest to her, presumably Spencer and her mother, do not try harder to get her to a psychiatrist, instead of a surgeon. she’s clearly lost her everloving mind.

    Sorry to say, i see her dead in 5 years from suicide. It’s really sad. I can understand the nose job she had, even the FIRST boob job, but the rest is a mystery to me. she went from a very pretty girl to an absolute freak.

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  6. um | February 18, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    I am so terrified of those things. and @33…hilarious.

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  7. Dread not | February 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Bodacious.

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  8. Alberto | February 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Amazing guzongas.
    Is that correctly spelled?

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  9. terry | February 18, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    don’t do it heidi…your boobs are just right now! dump spencer and seek me out!

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  10. Yeah | February 18, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    I would bang the crap out of her

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  11. Vamp | February 18, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    She looks good in these pics! Her nose is a little bit over done, but she looks much better now.
    She should leave her boobs the way they are, though. They’re already over sized.

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  12. tard | February 18, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    These things are gross and pretty unreal looking. Yeah implants draw attention but pretty much in the same way a burn victim does.

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  13. Tom | February 18, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    She looks better than she did a couple of weeks back, and the Botox will go away shortly too.

    But, did you notice the tits? They’re huge! Check it out! I can’t understand how you missed them. Look again. On the front of her ribcage- right there. See what I mean?

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  14. dub | February 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    She’s damn near perfect now. I’d hop over my momma to get to her!!

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  15. SATAN | February 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    we need peter north to get at this chick and break in her “acting skills” once and for all.

    she’s fuckin destined for porn

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  16. plywood | February 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    They’re already sagging. Great idea.

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  17. chelsea | February 18, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    hahaha their bigger than her brain..and head….
    and yes ‘SATAN’ she is destined to do porn.
    aahha

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  18. Disco Dave | February 18, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Too bad these pictures aren’t from the set of Final Destination: 15, where she crosses the street and gets hit by an impromptu fleet of buses.

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  19. gen | February 18, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    @39

    Wait, is the person who told me that I was a “blow up doll” for enjoying sex defending Heidi Montag???

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  20. Anon | February 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Looks good for a romp. Love how when she thinks the cameras are no longer on her (Pics 4 & 8) that she stops faking a smile and goes back to bitch mode.

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  21. jlylec | February 18, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    her legs are easily her best asset. she’s not even that hot really. but i’d still hit it. i mean…fuck it.

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  22. medi0169 | February 18, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Cant anyone stop this fucking retard? Who funds all this surgery? I cant believe that she has or makes all this money to afford this nonsense. For God’s sake please stop…HEIDI YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

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  23. v-tard | February 18, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Where is that husband of hers anyway?

    He completely disappeared. Most of my hate is reserved for him.

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  24. Yourallstupid | February 18, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    # 53 I completely agree. This country is full of idiot women who fill themselves full with this plastic shit and then call themselves natural or say they did it for their own purposes. The only reason why these stupid women are insecure is because of TV and/or because of dumbass guys, NOT MEN, who think its pretty. Wow…this country is fucking pathetic.

    By the way, I am a guy.. and silicone is fucking hideous…

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  25. The Real Deal | February 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    That is a perfect body, she may not have gotten it natural, but it looks amazing. Her legs would look so good wrapped around my head, with my hands reaching up to grab them huge boobs!!

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  26. If this appeals to you, you are trash | February 18, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    75 – are you a blue collar slob, from the projects, or a nerd who lives in his grandma’s basement? Young attractive men with class and a good education don’t take shit like this home to mom or even out to dinner.

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  27. FameBang | February 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    I’d hit it. I just wouldn’t look at her horse face.

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  28. White Chocolate | February 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    When she goes bigger, she will have to live on a cruise ship with other P cup women, and the asian men with 2 inch cocks that love them. She will not be fit for normal society.

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  29. Sherrif McLawDogg | February 18, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    Time for the Sex Tape…………… No Spencer

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  30. lololololol | February 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    she looks hotter now. getting 10 operations in 1 day is sort of extreme but i remember dirty blonde haired horse faced & flat chested heidi & this is a big improvement.

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  31. Dr. | February 18, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Heidi, this is a good size. You look hot. Don’t go bigger. But if you do, I’ll understand. I love the new pictures.

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  32. uuh | February 18, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    80 – heidi, the only way you will be hotter is have no brains, why don’t you blow them out of your head with a gun.

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  33. Boxy | February 18, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    #26, your name isn’t the only thing full of shit. Despite what your “i’ll fuck anything that walks” mentality, some men do have standards. Maybe if bitch was cute and worth having a conversation w/, you could call our comments hate. But guess what… she’s not therefore our comments stand! She looks a hot damn mess w/ her faux barbie ass and there aren’t enough proceeders in the world to make this bitch look appealing to me. Sorry but dumb insecure ditzy broads do not equal sexy. Try again! So if you want to fuck her, feel free but I prefer to fuck chicks w/ class. Sorry that’s just me.

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  34. Boxy | February 18, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Her shoes are cute tho….

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  35. F*ckRandal | February 18, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    fake tits? check
    fake face? check
    fake everything? check

    will your boyfriend/husband find her hotter than you? check

    Pic #8 says it all. and a nice little slutty foot tat as well.

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  36. Michael | February 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    You know, I said this once a million times. Bash the shit out of Megan Fox (after all the dumb celebrity moves, she’s been getting less hits), but at least she didn’t fuck up her body like Heidi Montag has. I mean, DDD going on H? You’d have to go full retard to realize that. Man, this girl loves attention, doesn’t she? Why not, it’s making Us Weekly and Life & Style lots of $$$.

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  37. ally | February 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    i feel like this is a desperate cry for help or a sign not to get anymore plastic surgery

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  38. googlerr | February 18, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    This cunt is mental.

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  40. christine | February 18, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    What’s with the hooded eyes? She does all this surgery and she misses that? i don’t get it.

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  41. Brett Croft | February 18, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Those TITS and LEGS

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  42. Mr. Nice Guy | February 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    She is infinitely fuckable abd she is amazingly Hott. Who cares if its natural or not, its REAL – REAL NICE! women in every city across the world.
    A women who is an attention whores like Heidi will not let herself get FAT.

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  43. pretty | February 18, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Her face looks really pretty :) But if she wants to have a BEAUTIFUL body, C cups or at most Ds are the most aesthetic. If she wants to look like a trashy blow up doll, then obviously the bigger the better. But seriously, why would she rather look trashy than beautiful?? I don’t get it

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  44. KELLY | February 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

    I think she looks AMAZING. I dont care what anyone says, I’d do anything to look like this…. Seriously, I think her breasts, face, hair….everything….looks amazing!!

    Wow, such a change and a GREAT one too.

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  45. sdfsdfds | February 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    You can tell she went to the same person as Tori Spelling.

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  46. mer | February 18, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    @94

    lol

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  47. speak for yourself. | February 18, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    85, i think you have confused my husband with a low life undercover fag who hates women – like yourself

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  48. Brasky | February 18, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    This annoying bitch and her frankenchin driver me crazy, but…

    SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!! Dammit I want to see those plastic cans!

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  49. get real | February 18, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    @97

    Get real. Your husband would break his dick off in her ass in a heartbeat.

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  50. Jack Butt | February 18, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    The epitome of California blonde and why that whole southern area needs to fall into the ocean and cleanse the earth once and for all!

    I lived in Hollywood when I was younger and a struggling musician. When I was playing with a world famous band, but I was not really in the band yet, I had every one of these type of superficial bimbos hitting on me left and right like I was prime rib. I am proud to say I didn’t touch any of them. Give me a plane Jane Brunette any day of the week !

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