I don’t really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won’t stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun. Some might say this represents an insecure woman underneath that waxy veneer. While others, like myself, believe this is an obvious attempt to leave Spencer no choice but to finally touch her chest. Because it’s Earth now.
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Josh | February 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I would break her in half.
Jade | February 18, 2010 at 12:39 pm
She needs to get her money back………..just sayin!
oh lawd | February 18, 2010 at 12:43 pm
she’s gonna die.
Cam | February 18, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Great shoes
Max Planck | February 18, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Has she considered making her brain bigger?
Marcus Parrish | February 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
She looks like the offspring of a Down Syndrome father and a mother with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. A retard, if I may be so bold. EPIC FAIL!
“Eat a bowl of fuck!” – John Belushi
Boner Successful | February 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
MY REACTION >>> http://www.charliedigital.com/content/binary/comment-friday-damn.jpg
jenn | February 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Wow, it looks like she has an epicanthal fold to her eyes–making her look a little Asian, especially in pic 5. Hmm, im sure that wasnt intentional. oops
Daphne | February 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
eww her boobs are way to big for her lil body
Nique | February 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Hey retard, nice to see you 3 again
oooaaahhh | February 18, 2010 at 12:53 pm
pics 3 and 8 – nice legs
Truthsayer | February 18, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Very nice legs though. Hoping they’re all natural.
Princess Pooface | February 18, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Wow. This is the first time I’ve seen her smile since the surgeries… I’m surprised she’s actually able to.
Dildo Daggins | February 18, 2010 at 12:55 pm
This chick is definitely doin porn within the next 5 years. There is no doubt about it. She is the next Shauna Sands. I think that’s the plastic sacks name.
jake | February 18, 2010 at 12:57 pm
in the first photo her face looks a little like Ashley Tisdale’s. Example A:
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l4/rafaverco/ashley-tisdale.jpg
Lipo | February 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm
@11 & 12—sure, they’re natural as long as you consider liposuction natural. It was one of her 10 surgeries, the lipo’d the legs too….Nothing is natural on that bitch except her lack of brain.
colin | February 18, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Congrats to Heidi for the ability to use her face muscles again
and | February 18, 2010 at 1:04 pm
…they’re bigger than Pam’s….
d | February 18, 2010 at 1:06 pm
She can still get it, and i’d be happy to give it to her.
Valerie | February 18, 2010 at 1:13 pm
WHoa, now she has hooded eyelids! Was that on purpose?
chazz | February 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
she is so fine.. I would love an afternoon with her
Nameless | February 18, 2010 at 1:18 pm
What the fuck Did the surgeons forget to fix her Leno chin?
Nameless | February 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I’d have to say even Jessica Simpson is cuter than her!
Bess | February 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I like her Louboutins and Berkin bag. It accentuates her gym shorts and wife beater. (sarcasm)
PunkA | February 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
We all know that her real problem is that she is married to a guy with a limp dick, that can only get it up with other dudes, like Zac Efron, are in the room. If Heidi was banged repeatedly by a real name, her esteem issues would shrink. Her closeted gay husband is ruining her.
I call bullshit | February 18, 2010 at 1:26 pm
I understand the women and the gays hating on her, but any honest straight guys know they’d bone her silly and blow on her knobs. And if they got bigger, I’d do it again.
Rough on ice | February 18, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Why not they look delicious to me, Ive yielded to non-painful to view implants anyway…
mrs.t | February 18, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What the hell did her parents do to her as a child? She’s starting to break my heart a little bit. Nuff is ’nuff.
Tim | February 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
She is SO fuckable. She’s a perfect blowup doll, except she’s filled with silicone, not air.
Hefe | February 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I’d love to blow a monstrous load on those plastic looking fun bags.
nicole | February 18, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I think she looks really good.
SO RIGHT | February 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Larger means looking fatter. Why do women do this? Gross. Just stay with the C’s dumbarses. Looks way better.
Kangaroo | February 18, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Looks much better than the last pics. I’d like to get a better look at her asshole. I bet it dispenses vanilla frappuccino.
Veronica | February 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm
do you think this new look is more likely to get Spencer to fulfill his marital duties, or less? Is it easier for a closeted gay man to fuck something that looks less human and more doll-like?
ah, whom am I kidding, he’s rolling her over either way.
Marko | February 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Yes, very nice legs, wow. I am starting to not hate her as much and starting to feel sorry for her.
mer | February 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
STOP WITH THIS SHIT.
xxWPxx | February 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
The best thing about all her new photos is Spencer is no where in sight. She looks so typical now. She should start porn soon while the climate is still right.
Chris | February 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Screw Heidi Montag. Christina Hendricks’ has the world’s greatest rack: http://bit.ly/8ZW2Dh
I’d vote for it for president.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Yes, it’s about time someone realizes she is a doll (in all senses) and that her only fault is that husband of hers. Stop bashing her, she openly admited she had plastic surgery, unlike some “natural”, “real women”. And she has never said something like Jlo about winning an Oscar. Yes, she likes to be pictured. Who doesn’t in early 20s and who is mature at that age? She has fantastic legs and in general everything else she had even before the marriage. I saw the youtube clip from the Hills someone here linked, she has really vivid eyes beautiful eyes. She shouldn’t have changed those though.
Ego | February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
mmm .. I’d tear Hiedi 2.0 up!
Also, when will she wake up and realize a career in porn is the only way to take care of that insecurity issue?
*sigh* She makes me happy in my pants.
Jeff | February 18, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I still think she’s amazing…
Valentina | February 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm
What’s she waiting for? Heidi is the new Jenna Jameson, go film some porn, girl!
juaquin ingles | February 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm
@39 Okay Randal.
Rachell | February 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm
it’s amazing how much OLDER she looks now…I don’t know if the changes she got (sans boobs of course) would have happened anyhow, if she had just let nature take it’s course. I’m 30 and I look like I’m 18. I seriously couldn’t imagine wanting a surgery that would make me look 10 years older. All those delicate facial procedures she had might not have been necessary if she had but just waited a few years. Now she looks like she’s in her 40s already and she is only 23…what is she going to look like when she hits her 40s for real?? Ugh it’s sad.
Heidi 2.0 > 1.0 | February 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I read somewhere she said after she got them made DDD’s that she had wanted to get them bigger. said that she wanted “H’s for Heidi” O_o
Then again, if she wants H-cups, I for one am not stopping her. Maybe i’m in the minority here, but I say bigger is better, whatev
gotmilk? | February 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
40, i think you mean Heidi 3.0. it’s not like this is the first time she’s had work done.
anyone’s legs can look like that while try to walk around in 5″ heels. they’re really practical. she looks as ridiculous as the housewives of orange county.
Bob Vila | February 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
41,
She may be infinitely fuckable, but she is NOT amazing. There are scores of more attractive, natural women in every city across the world. Not to mention, those naturally beautiful women are probably not vapid fame whores like ole’ Heidi.
That being said, she does look good in a weird, artificial way. She’d probably freak me out in real life, but just in pictures she looks alright.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
#43 jaque the fuckpiece. You know I wanna tear your tongue out and lick my pussy with it while you bleed. Do I sound Randal now?
Mark | February 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm
The bigger the better. She should gor for the 44HHH. That would be awesome!
Rome | February 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm
She looks like Renee Zellweger. But with tits.