Heidi Montag wants to eat kangaroo penis. Her words.

June 1st, 2009 // 59 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are competing in NBC’s I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and while talking to People, Heidi wants the world to know she’s willing to eat a kangaroo penis. Even though nobody really asked her to:

“I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they’ll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I’m as tough as anyone in the world,” she says. “I’m not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I’m worried he’ll push me over a cliff to get first place.”

Heidi’s obvious lack of cock at home aside, E! News reports Heidi and Spencer are constantly bitching about the “grueling” conditions on set and have already threatened to quit the show before the first episode premieres tonight:

“They wanted to be treated like stars,” a high-level source on the series tells E! News’ Ryan Seacrest. “[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.”
The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.
“I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag, per the network insider.

Just to show how warped Heidi and Spencer’s worldviews are, when given the opportunity to name a “real” celebrity her immediate thought was Kevin Federline. At least we know how high they’re aiming, and that a quiet, obese existence is in the near future. — Those are the most comforting words I’ve ever typed. (Not counting “vagina like a beanbag chair.”)

Photos: Getty
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  1. jkc

    first!

  2. jkc

    first!

  3. Jeezy

    NOBODY CARES!!!

  4. AteIsEnough

    When is she just gonna’ go to porn? The only way I can continue to look at, or read about, her is if it’s her squealing something like…”I wanna’ feel your balls slapping my chin harder!!”, while doggying the camera. That I could learn to tolerate.

  5. D4P

    Wait, wait wait:

    She talks…?

  6. Awesome… I’ll even move my fanny pack to right under my belly button to simulate a genuine ‘roo…

  7. don’t we all

  8. Matthew

    DAMN it fish NO more Mr.and Miss Douche here and NO ONE CARES!

  9. Erin

    Does Spiedi even know that they aren’t even real celebrities and that Spencer is a big douch bag…true story!

  10. Stuey

    @5, yes unfortunately.

    Ever notice how in every picture she has her mouth wide open in that retard candid pose. As if candid is in her vocabulary.

  11. I would totally bang her… with a sledgehammer

  12. Kenneth

    Heidi,

    Let me introduce you to my one-eyed kangeroo.

  13. WORKING AT AN AUSTRALIAN BAKERY WAS HER FIRST CHOICE, folks!!

  14. The Past

    I am pretty sure that the Superficial pledged to never ever show Heidi and Spencer ever again (barring bikini shots) like 6 months ago. What the hell happened?

  15. TrannyGranny

    I want to shit in her pussy.

  16. Delgo

    Such a wonderful white girl ass though

  17. p0nk

    CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MAW!!!!

  18. super Lame

    This site sucks now…. so boring, and pre-payed by the celebs. at least it’s not Dolfs penis… sad.

  19. super Lame

    This site sucks now…. so boring, and pre-payed by the celebs. at least it’s not Dolfs penis… sad.

  20. PunkA

    Please tell me what the difference between a kangaroo penis and the hyena penis Spencer has? Seriously, make her eat skunk scrotum.

  21. havoc

    I don’t even know who this chick is and I’m tired of her.

    That’s bad….

    .

  22. HoneyBee

    she looked so much better in the first season of the hills. she might as well be plastic now

  23. oh yeah… well I would like to bang the hell out of her!

  24. RtSS

    In image #8 and #12 she’s presenting that ass for easy entry into the dirt love tunnel. I’d do her in the ass… She is perfect for porn.

  25. Because, you know…there are tons of kangaroos in Costa Rica (which is where they are filming this stupid reality show). What an idiot.

  26. t7pALMcG

    what about a bean bag chair vagina?
    http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/beanbag/
    you’re welcome.

  27. Rah

    Seriously. STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE ASS WIPES.

    I mean it. Stop.

  28. grobpilot

    I wonder if she’d be picky if the kangaroo was still alive while she gobbled his knob?

  29. Valerie

    AGAIN with the Herve Leger Spring 09 dresses! Damn I thought they were cool on models but when I see every shitty “celebrity” ho donning them, I think FUCK that. Not like I could afford one….

  30. Kangaroo

    Reporting 4 duty

  31. ToRiMiLi

    “”I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag?” LMAO!!! Is she serious?!!

  32. anaqer

    She’s clearly just channeling Karl Pilkington*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wU62HNPdpg

    *the manc twat who, obviously, has a head like a FUCKING ORANGE !!!

  33. Randal

    A beautiful, sexy and talented actress also has a great sense of humor, a tough combination to find today in the industry, yet here is Heidi, doing all that and more.

    Your smile and happy outlook on life Heidi is a contagious mix of pure joy. Keep loving, girl!

    Randal

  34. PunkA

    I actually think Heidi is looking forward to sucking on kangaroo dick. And swallowing.

  35. helopilot

    She’s got a smokin’ body! I’m sure that homo Spencer doesn’t know what to do with it!

    She’s got a face with a perpetual ‘come hither’ look. She can dress reasonably well. But I’d do her so hard and so long, she couldn’t walk for two days!

  36. whatthehellisgoingonhere

    UMM…HAS ANYONE NOTICED, THAT THIS STUPID BITCH LOOKS JUST LIKE ‘CHRIS CROCKER?’…AND WHAT’S WITH THOSE GIANT ‘CHICKLET’ SIZED TEETH?

  37. bitingontinfoil

    WOW! A penis she *hasn’t* yet had in her mouth…who woulda thunk it?

  38. Gary B

    Kangaroo penis probably is not the only dick she is willing to munch.

  39. missywissy (good try, I'm back)

    That was nice. Somebody stopped by Wal-Mart and got her a cake.

  40. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    I would think that she gets enough of a marsupial’s dick at home.

  41. Mama Pinkus

    I’m not really up to date on the whole Speidi thing but…….they do know they’re a joke, right?

  42. RtSS

    I’d still mount that ass and ride her like she was a bucking bronco. I’d pound myself into that brown starfish, and have her screaming for mercy as I was probing her deep. Ass up, and face down, buried in the pillow. I’d be driving it home. Heidi loves to suck cock, and she also loves anal.

  43. RtSS

    I’d still mount that ass and ride her like she was a bucking bronco. I’d pound myself into that brown starfish, and have her screaming for mercy as I was probing her deep. Ass up, and face down, buried in the pillow. I’d be driving it home. Heidi loves to suck cock, and she also loves anal.

  44. louise

    Why don’t the 2 of them go and play on the highway. On the other hand who cares what she wants to do?

  45. Darth

    Even in the bush it looks a 3-star hotel to me.Do they use stunt doubles in the show?

  46. Nero

    Ofcourse these pussy-whips use stunt doubles!

  47. His Huge Greatness Himself

    If they were working for me i would tell them if they lose,i’ll give them a Mongolian punishment and hang their remainings in public outside The Hills set.Maybe this would encourage them a bit?

  48. Gando

    @47 If we keep those remainings alive they still would be able to give a signature session and sell cd’s!

  49. dontlooknow

    Clearly the ‘Tag has given some thought to this edible delight. That would not just come to mind if I needed to make a comment on what I’d eat.

  50. coeruleo

    yum. check out the cute guy holding the cake for that ho. anyone ever see the resemblance between spencer and beavis? he would be around the right age i think. maybe he is beavis all growed up. wonder what happened to his buddy butt-head?

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