Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are competing in NBC’s I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and while talking to People, Heidi wants the world to know she’s willing to eat a kangaroo penis. Even though nobody really asked her to:
“I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they’ll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I’m as tough as anyone in the world,” she says. “I’m not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I’m worried he’ll push me over a cliff to get first place.”
Heidi’s obvious lack of cock at home aside, E! News reports Heidi and Spencer are constantly bitching about the “grueling” conditions on set and have already threatened to quit the show before the first episode premieres tonight:
“They wanted to be treated like stars,” a high-level source on the series tells E! News’ Ryan Seacrest. “[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.”
The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.
“I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag, per the network insider.
Just to show how warped Heidi and Spencer’s worldviews are, when given the opportunity to name a “real” celebrity her immediate thought was Kevin Federline. At least we know how high they’re aiming, and that a quiet, obese existence is in the near future. — Those are the most comforting words I’ve ever typed. (Not counting “vagina like a beanbag chair.”)
jkc | June 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm
first!
jkc | June 1, 2009 at 1:46 pm
first!
Jeezy | June 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
NOBODY CARES!!!
AteIsEnough | June 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
When is she just gonna’ go to porn? The only way I can continue to look at, or read about, her is if it’s her squealing something like…”I wanna’ feel your balls slapping my chin harder!!”, while doggying the camera. That I could learn to tolerate.
D4P | June 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Wait, wait wait:
She talks…?
RichPort's Ghost | June 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Awesome… I’ll even move my fanny pack to right under my belly button to simulate a genuine ‘roo…
naas | June 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm
don’t we all
Matthew | June 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm
DAMN it fish NO more Mr.and Miss Douche here and NO ONE CARES!
Erin | June 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Does Spiedi even know that they aren’t even real celebrities and that Spencer is a big douch bag…true story!
Stuey | June 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm
@5, yes unfortunately.
Ever notice how in every picture she has her mouth wide open in that retard candid pose. As if candid is in her vocabulary.
Jayger | June 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I would totally bang her… with a sledgehammer
Kenneth | June 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Heidi,
Let me introduce you to my one-eyed kangeroo.
gerard vandenberg | June 1, 2009 at 2:36 pm
WORKING AT AN AUSTRALIAN BAKERY WAS HER FIRST CHOICE, folks!!
The Past | June 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I am pretty sure that the Superficial pledged to never ever show Heidi and Spencer ever again (barring bikini shots) like 6 months ago. What the hell happened?
TrannyGranny | June 1, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I want to shit in her pussy.
Delgo | June 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Such a wonderful white girl ass though
p0nk | June 1, 2009 at 2:52 pm
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MAW!!!!
super Lame | June 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
This site sucks now…. so boring, and pre-payed by the celebs. at least it’s not Dolfs penis… sad.
super Lame | June 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
This site sucks now…. so boring, and pre-payed by the celebs. at least it’s not Dolfs penis… sad.
PunkA | June 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Please tell me what the difference between a kangaroo penis and the hyena penis Spencer has? Seriously, make her eat skunk scrotum.
havoc | June 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I don’t even know who this chick is and I’m tired of her.
That’s bad….
.
HoneyBee | June 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
she looked so much better in the first season of the hills. she might as well be plastic now
Earn$100 Per Day with PPC | June 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
oh yeah… well I would like to bang the hell out of her!
RtSS | June 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm
In image #8 and #12 she’s presenting that ass for easy entry into the dirt love tunnel. I’d do her in the ass… She is perfect for porn.
Famous Plastic | June 1, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Because, you know…there are tons of kangaroos in Costa Rica (which is where they are filming this stupid reality show). What an idiot.
t7pALMcG | June 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
what about a bean bag chair vagina?
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/beanbag/
you’re welcome.
Rah | June 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Seriously. STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE ASS WIPES.
I mean it. Stop.
grobpilot | June 1, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I wonder if she’d be picky if the kangaroo was still alive while she gobbled his knob?
Valerie | June 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm
AGAIN with the Herve Leger Spring 09 dresses! Damn I thought they were cool on models but when I see every shitty “celebrity” ho donning them, I think FUCK that. Not like I could afford one….
Kangaroo | June 1, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Reporting 4 duty
ToRiMiLi | June 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm
“”I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag?” LMAO!!! Is she serious?!!
anaqer | June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm
She’s clearly just channeling Karl Pilkington*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wU62HNPdpg
*the manc twat who, obviously, has a head like a FUCKING ORANGE !!!
Randal | June 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm
A beautiful, sexy and talented actress also has a great sense of humor, a tough combination to find today in the industry, yet here is Heidi, doing all that and more.
Your smile and happy outlook on life Heidi is a contagious mix of pure joy. Keep loving, girl!
Randal
PunkA | June 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I actually think Heidi is looking forward to sucking on kangaroo dick. And swallowing.
helopilot | June 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm
She’s got a smokin’ body! I’m sure that homo Spencer doesn’t know what to do with it!
She’s got a face with a perpetual ‘come hither’ look. She can dress reasonably well. But I’d do her so hard and so long, she couldn’t walk for two days!
whatthehellisgoingonhere | June 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm
UMM…HAS ANYONE NOTICED, THAT THIS STUPID BITCH LOOKS JUST LIKE ‘CHRIS CROCKER?’…AND WHAT’S WITH THOSE GIANT ‘CHICKLET’ SIZED TEETH?
bitingontinfoil | June 1, 2009 at 7:40 pm
WOW! A penis she *hasn’t* yet had in her mouth…who woulda thunk it?
Gary B | June 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Kangaroo penis probably is not the only dick she is willing to munch.
missywissy (good try, I'm back) | June 1, 2009 at 9:55 pm
That was nice. Somebody stopped by Wal-Mart and got her a cake.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 1, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I would think that she gets enough of a marsupial’s dick at home.
Mama Pinkus | June 2, 2009 at 1:22 am
I’m not really up to date on the whole Speidi thing but…….they do know they’re a joke, right?
RtSS | June 2, 2009 at 2:11 am
I’d still mount that ass and ride her like she was a bucking bronco. I’d pound myself into that brown starfish, and have her screaming for mercy as I was probing her deep. Ass up, and face down, buried in the pillow. I’d be driving it home. Heidi loves to suck cock, and she also loves anal.
RtSS | June 2, 2009 at 2:11 am
I’d still mount that ass and ride her like she was a bucking bronco. I’d pound myself into that brown starfish, and have her screaming for mercy as I was probing her deep. Ass up, and face down, buried in the pillow. I’d be driving it home. Heidi loves to suck cock, and she also loves anal.
louise | June 2, 2009 at 4:13 am
Why don’t the 2 of them go and play on the highway. On the other hand who cares what she wants to do?
Darth | June 2, 2009 at 9:14 am
Even in the bush it looks a 3-star hotel to me.Do they use stunt doubles in the show?
Nero | June 2, 2009 at 9:16 am
Ofcourse these pussy-whips use stunt doubles!
His Huge Greatness Himself | June 2, 2009 at 9:21 am
If they were working for me i would tell them if they lose,i’ll give them a Mongolian punishment and hang their remainings in public outside The Hills set.Maybe this would encourage them a bit?
Gando | June 2, 2009 at 9:29 am
@47 If we keep those remainings alive they still would be able to give a signature session and sell cd’s!
dontlooknow | June 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
Clearly the ‘Tag has given some thought to this edible delight. That would not just come to mind if I needed to make a comment on what I’d eat.
coeruleo | June 3, 2009 at 11:55 pm
yum. check out the cute guy holding the cake for that ho. anyone ever see the resemblance between spencer and beavis? he would be around the right age i think. maybe he is beavis all growed up. wonder what happened to his buddy butt-head?