Heidi Montag had her nails painted with the Chanel logo while shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and, wow, what a huge mistake. If you’re going to advertise your company on Soulless Barbie here, you probably want to chose a bit more visible location. Something that grabs your eyes and doesn’t let go. I’m talking, of course, about Heidi’s large, heaving chin.
On a related note, if you own stock in Chanel, congratulations. You’re poor now.
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I just want her thighs to blow up really big. And all of a sudden. I want her to wake up one morning and be uncomprehending why she has to waddle.
Her anoos is like that of 7yr old boy.
I like very much make love to it.
Her face in that picture reminds me of the mask from “Scream”!
A role model for young woman everywhere, with the subtle feminine grace of a young Audrey Hepburn. http://trendliest.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/heidi-montag-pink-bikini.jpg
does she really have a necklace with her name on it? im pretty sure initial and name accessories are not in fashion anymore. get over yourself. you and your ‘husband’ make me sick with his stupid flesh toned beard.
She looks like the Scream dude in that first picture.
I hate those sunglasses she’s wearing. Ick.
Chanel has become so tacky, and we can all thank Karl Lagerfeld. He actually considered hiring Lindsay Lohan as the face of the brand, lol.
When, exactly, did this site turn into TMZ? This is the same type of fucking garbage they post on a daily basis. Stop it.
Give her some points for being daring!
She really does have a large chin. She could serve a breakfast buffet on that thing. You would think she would try to shadow it or constantly put her hands on it in the “hmmm” position. God she’s so stupid.
She really does have a large chin. She could serve a breakfast buffet on that thing. You would think she would try to shadow it or constantly put her hands on it in the “hmmm” position. God she’s so stupid.
Is spencer(-hogan) advertising for FAGGOT-TATTOOS with the madden-boy’s?
Yeah I know #57. Not to sound discriminating against gingers, but spotted ginger women is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I think of Chanel. She just doesn’t have the physical requirements nor elegance to be a spokeswoman of such legendary brand.
Oh and wtf is up with this post, I thought there was some kind of deal about not posting this useless couple.
The poor girl is just confused. The big picture here is not her nails that just happened to be painted with Channel’s logo, (rolls eyes) it’s that Heidi is attempting to flip off the paps but she couldn’t remember which finger to use. So in her haste and “confusededednesss” she attempted to give a 5-finger fuck-you. On each hand. Cuz she’s witty like that.
Honestly, given size of that gaping maw, she could probably swallow an entire keilbasa while smoking a cigar and playing a tuba.
I work for StyleLIST and a fellow writer actually called Chanel and they said there is no way in f*cking hell they would ever allow such a tacky ass thing to go down in their salons. Ok, maybe not those EXACT words but something like that. So for those of you that need it in layterms: That means it isn’t even a real Chanel manicure. The b*tch just made that shit up for attention. PATHETIC much?
There’s that fucking gaping maw again.
damn if Fish don’t start another mr. and miss douchebag thread for 2009!
She’s not in a bikini, or sticking her ass out at the camera. That’s lame.
What’s funny and I’m only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don’t like her, don’t click on her story!
They don’t care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!
The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!
What’s funny and I’m only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don’t like her, don’t click on her story!
They don’t care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!
The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!
What’s funny and I’m only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don’t like her, don’t click on her story!
They don’t care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!
The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!
beautiful i love you
Angelina beautiful i love you
Last time i checked, Superfish had some criteria for posting about Heidi which clearly isn’t met here!! I’m willing to forgive though in return for adjectives like heaving. That’s awesome.
I’m STILL laughing about her birthday or anniversary pictures or some shit, where she opens her present of shoes at 2 seperate photo locations and looks just as surprised each time. Maybe Spencer put a turd in the second one for a laugh and she couldn’t break character so she pretended it was shoes. FAIL
Hottest human billboard I have ever seen, I’m in.
This is the time exactly like the warriors protecting their land themselves painted in colors representing your country. Some of them decided that they would use blue. His enemies got wind of their use of blue paint and painted themselves blue and went into battle. No one knew that someone who just finished so that they all know who was winning without killing each other. Finally, stupidity won over everything