Heidi Montag still raping/murdering music

April 10th, 2009 // 95 Comments

Here’s Heidi Montag filming her new video last night for “Your Love Found Me.” And by filming I mean she stood outside a restaurant while Spencer held a video camera, so you know it’s gonna be awesome. That said, I came up with my own video concept that I think will really “raise the roof”:

Zoom in on Heidi seductively taking a bath. CD player perched just above the water. In comes Spencer who decides to join his true love. As he enters the tub he accidentally knocks in the stereo frying them both instantly. No special effects, 100% reality. Pretty much only one take.

BOOM! Instant classic. If I had children, I’d gather them all on my lap and watch this video every morning on Christmas, that’s how classic it would be. So, should I start the water?

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  1. Spencer

    Suck my flaming gay cock you fuckin anonymous losers.

  2. I call 'em as I see 'em

    Everytime I see her I want to slap her.

  3. Guest

    Somebody seriously needs to kill her.

  4. Mack

    The white boys won’t admit it but she’ll need a black man to fill that mouth.

  5. bucky

    MUST. EAT. COCK.

  6. devilsrain

    I listened to 10 seconds of that shit song. Its like shes singing along with No Doubt playing in the background. Honestly why even bother,

    Oh yea, somebody shove a dick in that girls gaping mouth

  7. Venom

    I think we can all agree what needs to go into that mouth to shut her up.
    Mack, I suspect she already has that covered on the down low.

  8. Michael

    Ha! Look at the expression on the face of the guy in the last shot. Classic!

  9. Matthew

    damn it fish! stop breaking your promise about posting mr.and miss douche on this site!

  10. Mack Sux

    Hey Mack – you sound like somebody’s bitter house-nigger.

  11. BGC

    I hate this girl. What a looser and we still read about her and write about her which makes me even more pissed. If you want to share who you hate and why you hate them, please visit my blog http://sharehate.blogspot.com

  12. She is a plastic surgeon’s dream, you know, what with having a guaranteed repeat customer…

  13. BGC

    I hate this girl. What a looser and we still read about her and write about her which makes me even more pissed. If you want to share who you hate and why you hate them, please visit my blog http://sharehate.blogspot.com

  14. Mack

    #10 – nah, I’m a guy with a shot at Kim Kardashian, unlike you white boys.

  15. KTV

    I think she kidnapped some members of the Lollipop Guild, Smurfette, and the A-Teens to create her musical train wreck.

  16. p0nk

    that first pic is pretty much what i looked like leaving Filomena’s in Georgetown after way too much Ouzo tuesday night.

  17. Sam

    i cannot staaaaaaaand that flesh colored beard boyfriend of hers! he creeps me out. Her music blows but whatever. no one buys it anyways i am sure

  18. Sam

    i cannot staaaaaaaand that flesh colored beard boyfriend of hers! he creeps me out. Her music blows but whatever. no one buys it anyways i am sure

  19. austinjames

    huh …the is 3:57 long …357 magnum …magnum condoms……..ooohh now i get it she she should fucking kill herself

  20. austinjames

    huh …the is 3:57 long …357 magnum …magnum condoms……..ooohh now i get it she she should fucking kill herself

  21. Where’s a driveby when you need one?!

  22. lame

    Bitch needs a haircut! Look at those split ends…

  23. DrPhil

    Heidi’s singing is actually a cry for help. She desperately wants someone to fill her mouth with dick big enough to choke on.

  24. Steph

    wow. could they be even more in love with the spot light? holy crap all these “stars” hate people always taking their picture and these two actually pose! and set up their own lives so they can be in the spotlight. how pathetic im so tired of hearing about them. i dont see what on earth they have contributed to entertainment that would allow them to stay in the spotlight so long i hope when the flame goes out on the hills it takes their careers with it!

  25. Her music sound like cats in heat at 3 am in the morning behind your house… Those gyration for the Paps are very enticing to my member,even though her lips sometimes looks like they been in a few round with Chris Brown…

  26. The look on the brothers face says it all…

  27. spinal

    her face is an endless vista of vapid idiocy with a giant jizz target in the middle. men love this, right?

    but sadly i’m a lady and i just feel confused and a little hopeless when i look at her giant face on her giant bobble head.

  28. Virgin Mary

    Jesus heard that shit and asked for two more nails for his ears.

  29. spinal

    her face is an endless vista of vapid idiocy with a giant jizz target in the middle. men love this, right?

    but sadly i’m a lady and i just feel confused and a little hopeless when i look at her giant face on her giant bobble head.

  30. Kelley

    Yes, Fish, start the water, and if it doesn’t work, take them out back and shoot them. Next ….

  31. J

    It is the first sign of the Apocolypse!!!! Run to the HILLS!!!!!

  32. Korn

    SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNK!

  33. dianne

    Why is her mouth always open so wide. What is her problem?

  34. .

    Fact: They turn any unfortunate soul who happens to see them into a zombie. Just check out the dude in picture 12.

  35. Carmelita Spats

    Congratulations to Heidi on her successful singing career, she’s one of the finest voices on the planet right now as well as a fresh and imaginative young actress. Combine that multi-faceted talent with her stunning good looks, and you have show business dynamite! Heidi had better find a good contractor, because she’s going to have to add a new wing to her house just to hold the Grammys and Oscars she’ll be raking in soon. You go girl!

  36. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  37. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  38. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  39. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  40. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  41. JENNA

    (who is not an anonymous user)
    Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can’t be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She’s like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer’s the creepy gold digger bf who’s in denial of being gay!

  42. timmy the dying boy

    OK, OK, Jenna, we get the point.

    Anyway, that first picture has got to be the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen, with the horrified guy in #12 a close second.

  43. blah

    why is that horse in a dress?!

  44. so-calist pigs

    Why isn’t anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weekness…perhaps ?…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY

    How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the “pirate” situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn’t we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

    This is a sign of what’s ahead for all of us….weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK …and trust me…most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don’t even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don’t let it slip away.

  45. Galtacticus

    Who’s that shouter in the background of the song? Otherwise it wouldn’t be that bad.

  46. kelly

    seriously, what the fuck is the deal with her mouth? isn’t she aware how ridiculous she looks? jesus christ

  47. Nero

    According to pic 8 she has a wet and sticky mouth!

  48. The Real anthonyOA

    anonymous losers Spencer, yet here you are. maybe you’re an anonymous loser too? haha

    btw. someone photoshop a cock into the first pic. you don’t exactly have to be a professional “pin the tail on the donkey” player to know it’s appropriate placing.

  49. wet newspaper

    That sawng makes me want to spew fairy floss.

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