Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in portraits that are now displayed in Wolfgang Puck’s Beverly Hills restaurant “Cut.” I guess rich people like to enjoy fine cuisine while being ominously stared at by the still images of soulless Republican wunderdouches. To each his own, I suppose. In the meantime, if Mr. Puck would like to immediately raise the value of his new “artwork,” might I suggest a meat cleaver? Just tell them it’s a new type of camera then let the blind rage seep in when the posing starts. The Superficial: Helping you with dollars and sense.
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Does anyone else think that they look like siblings??!?!?!?!?!
Cabbage Patch Dolls were modeled after his compressed face.
God…they are both so ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry…. have I missed a whole decade’s worth of news about these 2 people and their importance?? WHO ARE THEY??? Why should people have to be aware of their faces as they eat their meals?? is this a Soc. experiment?? maybe that’s it….
As a republican, I’m pretty good at ignoring any conservative bashing that goes on (especially considering that most of my generation are flaming democrats)… I’ve gotta admit though, this one got to me. I think I speak for all Republicans when I humbly beg the liberals out there: “Please, PLEASE take these two- we don’t want them!!!”
can i act like i give a !@$#? i really don’t but … anyway, i’m ready for the hills to wrap up like yesterday ; ( other than that, one thing of interest .. i saw an ad the other night about a new show with young fashionista kira plastinina .. looks pretty funny .. is she talented or just rich??? comedy …
aw i love Kira, she’s so cute and her designs are way better than h&m and whatever…not to mention HEIDI’S AWFUL LINE that couldn’t even sell at hot topic or wherever they were trying to sell them. is the Kira show on MTV too, anyone know??
What flattering portraits. They should be on Mount Rushmore.
Okay please understand Im not a religious fanatic, but a headline that reads “God is a cruel bastard”? Cmon isnt that in poor taste t to say the very least? Even a lil bit? I kindly request that u change it. Thanks.
Dude they look downright creepy in those portraits…Why the hell would I want two creeps in a portrait staring at me while I enjoy my steak???That would just kill my appetite.
Oh dear god. Who the hell would want to see that whilst trying to eat.
Heidi is ugly as it is…but jesus that is a vile picture spencer actually looks like the more actractive half of there grusome twosome…and i actually think spencer may be the most horrible looking thing ever to be born
Oh dear god. Who the hell would want to see that whilst trying to eat.
Heidi is ugly as it is…but jesus that is a vile picture spencer actually looks like the more actractive half of there grusome twosome…and i actually think spencer may be the most horrible looking thing ever to be born
these two suck. So self absorbed and ego driven. Hes a little pussy boy and she is a fake titted, fake blond dip shit. U both can jump off a fuckin cliff