Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in portraits that are now displayed in Wolfgang Puck’s Beverly Hills restaurant “Cut.” I guess rich people like to enjoy fine cuisine while being ominously stared at by the still images of soulless Republican wunderdouches. To each his own, I suppose. In the meantime, if Mr. Puck would like to immediately raise the value of his new “artwork,” might I suggest a meat cleaver? Just tell them it’s a new type of camera then let the blind rage seep in when the posing starts. The Superficial: Helping you with dollars and sense.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
everyone | September 22, 2008 at 2:39 pm
THIS is what’s wrong with this site these days. You can’t have it both ways – promoting non-celebs while pretending to make fun of them. Does anybody doubt that Douche and Douchette’s agent pays sites to post these “stories”?
HolyHell | September 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
What the hell?! That is horrible… Who would want to eat there?? (Besides Speidi of course)
Willy | September 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I think there’s 5 Heidi Montag posts for every 1 post about anything else.
wtf | September 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
what the fuck.
retards. i hope they both burn in hell….oh wait they will
DonTheMine | September 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I can’t stop staring at her freakish jaw. How dare she go out in public?
Mike James | September 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
What the hell did these two idiots do to get famous?! Are they just from MTV or did one of them invent the Sham-Wow!
no chance | September 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
PRATT! the funniest surname ever and translates to British-English well. Love it .
lulu | September 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
OMG could her white bag be any bigger!!?? (no pun intended LOL)
:) | September 22, 2008 at 2:48 pm
EEEEEK i love them!
where can i mapquest this shit to go eat here????
i’d stare. i’d stare!!
Lola | September 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’m guessing LC won’t be dining there EVER
haroof | September 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
lol those two fucking morons are good at stirring shit up, that’s for sure.
V | September 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
IMG I hate these fuckers…can’t they die already? Once again, why are they famous?
Furthermore I found this video of the MTV music awards and a guy was trying to interview these douche bags and they were basically like no and the guy looks at the camera and says “and that is why we all hate Spencer and Heidi.”
Max Planck | September 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
When they come in, it makes you wonder who left.
Flower | September 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
She must have had lip injections on the day they took that photograph because her lips look fugishly weird…
Flower | September 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
She must have had lip injections on the day they took that photograph because her lips look fugishly weird…
Flower | September 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
She must have had lip injections on the day they took that photograph because her lips look fugishly weird…
Montag that Ass | September 22, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Why does Pratt look soulless and vacant in his painting?
It’s like he was kidnapped and his portrait was aged 30 years to show what he might look like should he be alive today. Oh, what a fantasy.
Endswell | September 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Police have issued two photographs, one showing how Pratt looked upon his apprehension by authorities… the second… what authorities believe he looks like after the sex change.
rough daddy | September 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Now we know Wolfgang is not above getting cheap publicity….
Mel | September 22, 2008 at 3:03 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
That’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Heidi EATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIST!!! | September 22, 2008 at 3:03 pm
YOU have GOT to be MOTHERFUCKING kidding me with this. Really? REALLY?????? Ok fine. I never liked Wolfgang Puck, his canned soups SUCK!!
And, the gay one looks really fucking ugly in that painting. I’d sue (well if I weren’t Spencer Patt and retarded)..
eurotrash | September 22, 2008 at 3:04 pm
are these by martin schoeller?
his ‘big head’ portraits are awesome.
Melissa | September 22, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Either this site is getting weak as shit, or all the decent celebs that people actually want to hear about are at home picking their asses. I think it’s a mix of both.
Jayger | September 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm
are they wearing the same color lipstick in these photos on the wall? i agree with #18, total before/after pics of sexual reassignment surgery.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck | September 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I swear to doG, everytime I see that douchebag’s face I wanna go on a killing spree, with him as my first victim.
Jayfournines | September 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
ugh, why don’t these two idiots just go away?
http://www.cafepress.com/angryrobotwear
Bonzo420 | September 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I just want everyone to know i had the chance to destroy those and didnt because i didnt want to loose the job- i printed and trimmed those to ugly mug shots u see there up behind the to real live deusche bags.. sorry peeps– i would have if i could have!
~420~
havoc | September 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I don’t get it.
I just do not get it.
.
JS | September 22, 2008 at 3:12 pm
#25:
Let the rage flow and don’t hold back. If a jury somehow convicts you (doubtful), I will send you cigarettes for the duration of your incarceration. Gladly.
toolboy | September 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Wolfgang Puck’s website noted that he just changed the restaurant’s name from “Cut” to ‘Cunt”. Now I see where he was going with the portraits….
eurotrash | September 22, 2008 at 3:16 pm
yea they’re portrait PHOTOS (not paintings) by martin schoeller. they might be the most useless shitheads in hollywood, but these are still def beautiful portrait photos.
Rockie | September 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
To everyone… it’s ignorant people like you that make this site successful so give yourself a nice pat on the back. *claps hands*.
To Superficial Writer…I’m in love with you. Seriously! lol
I love to hate this couple. Spencer is an ass that doesn’t deserve heidi and Heidi is a famewhore that let’s her “talent” go to waste by having Spencer as her manager. Seriously! Ugh I hate this couple so much but just can’t stop reading about them. I guess I have to thank them for my entertainment while at work!
Huffybike | September 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
God I hate them. http://tinyurl.com/4gub9b
Tammy | September 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
#32 – was that some type of reverse psychology? That may be the dumbest, most “blind follower” comment I’ve read here, yet you start by calling somebody else “ignorant.” At least we all can read your comment and understand, painfully, that a small group of tards exists that continues to support the “celebrity” status of these soulless douchebags. It’s much clearer who, exactly, needs to be killed.
JJ Daddy-O | September 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Someone remind me: what’s the point of looking at Heidi when she’s not displaying her Wondercleavage?
Wheezer | September 22, 2008 at 3:31 pm
what happens when they break up? Will their faces be separated?
all-knowing | September 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm
As Binky would say, #32 is an inside job. You’re not fooling anybody. There’s no excuse to continue publicizing these idiots.
Bigsquamy | September 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
#27
Next time, cut your nose off to spite your face. Give us the small satifiaction that there is some sort of social justice available in this plastic world of ours.
Ozzie | September 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
How much are they paying you to keep these two idiots in the limelight?
Margo | September 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I agree with #10. These two are the biggest douche bags to walk the planet. i can’t believe heidi puts up with spencer’s shit.
Randal | September 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
That’s the price these two pay for being part of the celebrity crowd — everyone wants to be seen with them. Although the pictures do not do either of them justice, it’s their hard work, dedication and exposure that has made them both rising stars.
Randal
what the fuck | September 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e | September 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Nobody’s handbag should be that gigantic, WTF?! Then again, it’s the perfect size to fit both Heidi and Spencer’s body parts in……..and daydream over. Boo.
Cpt. A. Clown | September 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Hey, at least their pictures make for good target practice:
http://www.captainassclown.com/72-heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-rifle-range-targets.html
Barak Obama | September 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Randal, you freaking ROCK!
At least Heidi has her damn mouth closed in the over sized, Orwellian photo.
Huh? | September 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Well. Theyre in fornt of theyre respectful painting. Heidi has man jaw, and Spencer is a bitch.
aidiiii | September 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
my god she is waaaaaay too skinny!…she is so fuuuucking ugly!
Starcasm | September 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Awesome, more Spencer Pratt. My favorite!
Italian Stallion | September 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That’s a plane I’d like to see crash with no survivors………
Randal's Rectum | September 22, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Ode to a Tapeworm:
Hard work and putting up with people’s shit are virtues few maintain. All the best to a hardworking creature who goes to extreme lengths to achieve the goals it sets for itself. A true display of awesome intestinal fortitude rare in our lackadaisical modern world.
Randal’s Rectum