Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt immortalized because God is a cruel bastard

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in portraits that are now displayed in Wolfgang Puck’s Beverly Hills restaurant “Cut.” I guess rich people like to enjoy fine cuisine while being ominously stared at by the still images of soulless Republican wunderdouches. To each his own, I suppose. In the meantime, if Mr. Puck would like to immediately raise the value of his new “artwork,” might I suggest a meat cleaver? Just tell them it’s a new type of camera then let the blind rage seep in when the posing starts. The Superficial: Helping you with dollars and sense.