In case there was any doubt that Heidi Montag has absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, she’s started her own label in an effort to get her album out there. In the meantime, Heid’s released another song called “Fashion” (audio after the jump). And let me tell you it’s every bit as amazing as you could imagine it to be. Did I say amazing? I meant ass sandwich. People reports:
“Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE,” a source tells PEOPLE. “RedOne will write and produce with Heidi an entire album of 13 songs.”
And it’s official: Even if strippers and malt liquor shot out of Heidi’s uvula, I’d rather hear the sound of my own testicles deflating then listen to another thing come out of her Harpie piehole. Rolling Stone, feel free to quote me on that.
Tephie | June 24, 2008 at 12:27 pm
First!
Zim | June 24, 2008 at 12:34 pm
… would make a great cell phone ring tone.
(just for the looks people would give you when you get a call)
veggi | June 24, 2008 at 12:36 pm
That TSA agent should wash his arm after a body cavity search.
Z0d | June 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Hah. What a dumb bitch. I hope she dies.
steve | June 24, 2008 at 12:38 pm
She can stick that album up her RedONE.
ph7 | June 24, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Still digging her tight sexy body and that blank stare that says “your wish is my command”
JessicaRabbit | June 24, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Wow. Horrid song, made my poor kid start crying.
Trover | June 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Butterface. I hope TSA raped her ass with his latex glove cavity search. She probably is smuggling little Spence jizz up. Toxic. They both need to die a very public and very painful death.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
WOW…Now thats a GREAT SONG!! I cant wait to hear it at the clubs! She is so cute…if I was really a girl, Id want to look and be just like her. Shes soooo lucky, that Spencer is HOTTTTTTT!!
!!! GO SPEIDI !!!
Beana | June 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I have never in my life heard such horrible, horrible music. I mean, it’s incredible.
Jen | June 24, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Why is she staring at that customs officer like she wants to make love to him? She’s disgusting.
bernie | June 24, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Super Producer RedONE > Recorded Prune Poseur
I’d still demolish her.
tim | June 24, 2008 at 12:47 pm
As is his custom, Spencer volunteer for strip search and full boy cavity examination by the TSA agent with rheumatoid arthritis in his knuckles.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 24, 2008 at 12:48 pm
C’Mon guys…dont be so hard on them. They are HOT and CUTE! and shes got a great voice. Dont hate!
!! GO SPEIDI !!
Guy | June 24, 2008 at 12:49 pm
That hurt…
Do_FreeBird | June 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Just looked at the lyrics (or “words” as Heidi would call them)
HEIDI !!!!
Ohhh Ohhh
La La La
We Love Designer
I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin
(A bunch of designer names in a “French” accent)
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
She then repeats the lyrics above twice more beforeending by repeating:
Ohhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer
Over and over. WHAT A NARCISTIC CUNT!!! **Every** phrase, every sentence, every word for Christ’ sake is about Heidi. DId anyone look at the comments below the song?
Who the fuck thought this was a good career move? WHo the fuck thought that she could sing?
The “prducer” of this album should be shot. BTW he is also working with Michael Jackson on his “comback” album.
Anyone connected to this should be killed with extreme prejudice.
mariliis | June 24, 2008 at 12:52 pm
oh, shit. she sucks. who the fuck told her she could sing?!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | June 24, 2008 at 12:53 pm
shes a tool
FRIST!!! | June 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
When her mouth’s open it reminds me of John Graziano.
p0nk | June 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
i’m looking forward to the video, jazzhands for the WIN!
gerard Vandenberg | June 24, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Is she a SECRET sister of MONGOL willis?
wtf | June 24, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Folks somehow the writing style seems to be different,- what’s up with that?
I usually have to laugh but not anymore :-(
Guy | June 24, 2008 at 1:01 pm
&16
Oh lawd, i can just imagine the video now. It’s 100% got to be set on a cat walk.
veggi | June 24, 2008 at 1:05 pm
3- shut yo mouth..
16- holy shit!! really? I can’t hear the song on this computer…. (thankfully)
Wonder what Randal thinks..
carolina | June 24, 2008 at 1:09 pm
To airport security as she lifts her god-awful shades “Ya, see it’s really me. I’m just so famous for being the laughing stock of celeb wanna be’s I have to pretend to be like them in as many ways as possible! They wear shades inside so nobody can recognize them, er us.” No amount of makeup or plastic surgury can change the fact that this chicks “beauty” is below average. Nothing classy, nothing sexy, nothing beautiful in her face. Anna Nicole had more grace and sexiness in her face than this fake horse look alike and Anna was older too!
Harry | June 24, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I’d listen to her music if she let me bang her silly for a weekend. Then I would tell her the music stunk.
Candice | June 24, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Holy Fuck.
… There are no more words to describe this.
vitesse | June 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
come on i thought you weren’t going to post anymore about those fucknuts.
cindy | June 24, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Funny the only “nice” comment is from #6 and he only wants to make a sperm recepticle out of her! Haha sooo funny! That poor skank heidi, she is such a people pleaser. Look how she reads this site! So pathetic! Notice how she keeps that vile thing called a mouth of hers closed no in most of the shots cause she read here how nausiating it was to us. Well since your such a people pleasin acomodator, Heidi please admit that dork spencer has a tiny dick, then kill him and your self!!! Please!!!! it will make us all so pleased!!! Your song sounds like my 8 year old sister put it together. You just go to show how ignorant American people are that anyone would give you a chance to make innocent peoples ears bleed. R u serious Heidi? I’m so glad you live your life that way! its the best revenge! (Cuz your life is all about ego meaning =empty!
haroof | June 24, 2008 at 1:18 pm
the most vapid, empty headed bimbo on the planet.
i can’t believe this chick is making money by doing absolutely nothing. it’s really one of the great mysteries of life.
Greasy Weezel | June 24, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Goofy or not … She’s hot!
Lola | June 24, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Wait, her ID card says she’s black….. HEIDI, you got some “splaining to do…. LMAO
I’d rather have R. Kelly pee in my ears than have to listen to anything that comes out of either of these retarded monkeys
Deacon Jones | June 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I heard the record producer went home after recording this and blew his head off.
em | June 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm
this will be huge in Japan.
Rick | June 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm
At least she’s got a hot body, unlike those blimps that get called “curvy” and “normal” because they eat like pigs.
Toto Too | June 24, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I have a general question, because I have nothing to say about this nobody. Is it possible to have big tattoos and not hate yourself? It just seems like self-mutilation.
Grunion | June 24, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I smell a hit. Oh wait that’s actually my nuts, kinda hot here today.
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 1:56 pm
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megan | June 24, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Let me just show you all the lyrics to the first verse:
I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin
She lives to be model thin. Let’s hope she starves herself into oblivion so we don’t have to hear anymore of this crap.
Winner? | June 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Top prize goes to the person who can get her driver’s license number off that first photo.
Looks like she has an organ donor sticker on there. I pity any recipient in advance.
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Eyed luve too see her donatte herr orgins.
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 2:06 pm
eyed likke to sea herr donatte spensirs organ two ala loranena boobiitt
ldsqtbea | June 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm
her music sucks and has a weird face, but gosh, she (most of the time) has an awesome fashion sense … and has a really nice body
Crumb | June 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Tattoos are an artistic way to express yourself. You don’t have to hate yourself to get tattoos otherwise a large majority of people would truly hate themselves. Just because you don’t prefer to have them on your body doesn’t make everyone else wrong for what they like.
JimmyBachaFungool | June 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm
She sucks. He sucks. But the superficial should stop putting them on here. It was funny at first with the posed shots but the repeated stories are giving them cred. They need to go away. Untalented, boring and smug..please see that they never are on here again.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 24, 2008 at 2:24 pm
@44 – whatever. Tattoos are for white trash and street nigs.
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 24, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m going to hurt myself.
tig | June 24, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Here we go, again — once again, kitties. Hate is the new adoration. MTV, US mag recognize that hate sells. Superficial is on the payroll, keeping their keen little faces on the front page.
missywissy | June 24, 2008 at 2:27 pm
WHaaaaaat the????????????????????
Was that supposed to be a REAL song??????
Spencer must be punking her, and somebody is punking him, and their entire celeberty status is a complete hoax on America.
mikey | June 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm
why, god?