Here’s Heidi Montag rehearsing in the Bahamas on Friday and Saturday for her performance at tonight’s 2009 Miss Universe Pageant, and you know what I love most about these pics? No audio. Say what you want about Heidi, but at the end of the day, that’s the kind of body you want to see attached to a mute woman whose secretly gay husband fell off a cliff. Don’t deny what’s in your heart.
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#9, that is so fucking great & true. Yeah she needs a SAWZALL taken to that chin! The funny thing is she never thought to get the surgery on her chin & jaw to look less horsey instead she spent the money on a breast job. Bitches with this affliction don’t even realize they have a big chin because when they look in the mirror they focus on the whiteness of their teeth (which are usually pretty horsey too. Goes with the territory) their eye makeup, etc. So, I’m gonna bet that she has no idea…
lol she tried to come off as britney in the 2001 vma’s and she ended up worse than britney in the 2007 vma’s. seriously, go back to staging “candid” bikini shots you worthless slut!
Isn’t that Britney’s outfit from a few years back?
Whats up with the backup dancer in #7???? Looks like Cousin Itt who just got a whiff of Heidi’s fart in his/her face…….
She is really hot :)
I like it how everyone’s complaining about her chin but I bet 90% of the people here would chop their balls off for 5 minutes with her.
You would hit that. You’d all hit that. So stop acting like you wouldn’t.
To think of the gargantuan self-delusion she has in her new “talent”…
Whatever gets you through the night.
Don’t care don’t care don’t care!
*barf*
Spears rip off.
Did anyone actually watch her performance last night?? She has to be the most spastic “performer” ever to don spandex. I also read somewhere that she was going to try not to lip sync…. Not exactly. Fish, please post a video of the agonizing “performance”. It’s terrible (in a very gratifying way)
It’s hard to see whether she’s giving aerobic or yoga instructions?
Pic 6 and pic 7.
I’ve seen than those better mouth shots from her.
i wish she could see these comments and realize that sadaam was less hated than her. go get a life
i wish she could see these comments and realize that sadaam was less hated than her. go get a life
Has anyone spotted My FlatStanley at the foot of the Stage??
These two are worthless. All the attention they are receiving is terrible as well… My favorite quote from Heidi was when she said she was “like a modern day Mother Theresa”… yep.. she actually said that. WTF.
Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?
does anyone notice she has holes in her shirt????….did she shop at good will that morning???…what a dumb bitch……lauren conrad is and always will be better than her……she looks like a transy
Yes, and we are all certain that God is happy that you are representing him and his son by parading your naked body to the world – you are such a good Christian girl. Between Christ and Playboy I’m confused at which is more proud of you Heidi…