Heidi Montag really will put anything in her mouth

May 24th, 2009 // 83 Comments

Here’s Heidi and Spencer on the set of a Pizza Hut commercial which is exactly why I order Papa John’s. (Also, I’d stab my grandmother for extra garlic butter.) That said, it seems Spencer clearly has experience handling large, snake-like objects. Wait, so that’s why he was in Kevin Casey’s hip-hop video. I get it now.


  1. Melissa

    The only nice thing I can say about this shit is that that’s a really beautiful tiger retic. Had it actually been full-grown, it might have eaten the both of those sows as a snack. Pity…

  2. vito

    What a couple of jerkoffs.

    On the other hand, maybe if he’d just disappear, cuz she looks like she’d be fun to fuck.

  3. Say what u want

    The Hills would be nothing without these two. Totally entertaining and fun, Heidi is gorgeous and Spencer is totally cute.

  4. MightyD

    FUCK YOU PHISH!! FU AND FU TIMES AND TIMES AGAIN…U KNOW WHY.

  5. rebecca

    lol! she reminds me of a pirahanna!

  6. Jamie's Uterus

    I hope during this reality show, America votes for them to every filthy disgusting humiliating task imaginable.

  7. Kelsey

    I want to murder these people so much.

  8. Pilatunes

    I despise her, but I’d still love to see the magic she could work with that tongue.

  9. For Heidi

    lets cut the bullshit, my mouth, your dick…

  10. For Heidi

    wait a second…..meh, how about it?

  11. Bob

    heidi can take her sexy wedding ring hand and tug my dick and give me a blow!

  12. Jen

    Have you ever seen Me, Myself and Irene. Fucking Spenser looks like Whitey off that movie. Casper.. qtip. Look at his fucking face hair. There fucks.

  13. Insider

    Inside Info: The snake IS photoshopped in….

  14. netstarman

    They are so fake its disgusting they must have smoke so much pot its turned them and only them into fake , disturbing, lying ass-whores on the face of the planet and flip flop so much. It makes paris hilton cry .

  15. She’s not bulging out of that corset like Jessica would.

  16. Juice

    Fucking hell I wish that snake would coil around them both and eat them.

  17. Juliana

    Oh, my F***ing God!!!!! Could this 2 be more stupid????? I really think they can’t…

    I really wish that the scorpion runs loose and takes a sting on their shitty faces!!! (Excuse my poor English…)

  18. Eric

    WTF? What happened to the no-more-wonder-tards-on-the-site rule? Quit it. Unless she’s naked, just quit it.

  19. Kels

    If you put these people in a room with Paris Hilton and Doug whoever the fuck, I’m quite certain the world would explode.

  20. anon

    man, i wish i was spencer pratt. looks like being him is a sweet job.

  21. Iambananas

    I’ve never seen these people in anything but photos on thesuperficial and tmz, but this is retarded. These people cannot be famous. They are so lame.

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  23. speidie Die

    throw them in a pit, cover them with honey, and let out the fire ants.
    please.

  24. el ces

    She’s cute here. Maybe its the hat. I’ve never been that impressed with her before.
    But now…nice hat.

  25. dontlooknow

    Jeez, what id that piece of shit she’s holding? She should put it down Spencer’s pants.

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  29. LR

    Heidi is crazy!!!

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