Heidi Montag or Barbie with a circulatory system?

January 13th, 2010 // 149 Comments

Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn’t been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she’s been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol’ jugs an extra quart of saline. But to prove Heidi’s still the same vapid pile of “MEEE!!” under there, she’s making up for lost publicity by chronicling her experience for the latest issue of People:

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”
And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

Good for Heidi. I’ve always felt a woman shouldn’t stop getting questionable surgery after questionable surgery until the voices in her head tell her she’s finally beautiful. Kanye’s mom knows what I’m talking about.

Photo: Courtesy of People
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  1. arealcad

    I wonder if her face would melt if she was on the business end of a Peter North splooge onslaught.

  2. Pissed

    Kaynes mom?? That is so mean. Grow the fuck up!!

  3. Schadenfreudelicious

    We can only hope the next surgery is a lobotomy…..

  4. sandra

    Her face is looking like Octomom’s now….kinda scary really. She needs to lay off. She was much better looking before.

  5. Dear Heidi,
    You look like a tranny. Nice job.

  6. stefan

    Does she have an other talent except from having surgery? hehe
    i mean… actress? not sure..singer?…
    poor girl.. :(
    at least she has the money to have surgery!
    Boob Job

  7. stefan

    Does she have an other talent except from having surgery? hehe
    i mean… actress? not sure..singer?…
    poor girl.. :(
    at least she has the money to have surgery!
    Boob Job

  8. lu

    “Barbie with a circulatory system?” SRLY?
    LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  9. She looks much better, she was kinda avarage looking before

  10. Natalie

    She was sooo pretty before. She looks like a man in the new photo. The new chin looks terrible. Her new face looks so bad.

  11. hurf durf

    lol @ her eyebrows.

    it’s almost a blonde janice dickinson…

  12. She should be slaughtered

    her jaw looks more broad with the chin reduction. she has a wide manly lantern jaw now – a little like tori spelling.

  13. Julie

    Although I hate her with a fiery passion, she looks really hot in this picture. However I think she should have done less tweaking to her nose, not inflated her breasts even more, and left her brows alone. I think shaving down her chin (although it’s TOO flat now) and plumping her lips was a good idea though. Either way she’s still a talentless bimbo but she a little nicer to look at.
    And by the way, whoever did her lips did a marvelous job, because they actually look very real and well done.

  14. Gag Me with A Pitchfork

    Great! Even more fake now than before!

  15. zee

    The girl was beautiful to begin with!!!
    Errrrr

  16. zee

    The girl was beautiful to begin with!!!
    Errrrr

  17. zee

    The girl was beautiful to begin with!!!
    Errrrr

  18. AMO

    She looked better in that 2008 pic; so joke’s on her… I guess Joan Rivers won’t live forever; so we need another one, right?

  19. AMO

    Can Spencer get some plastic surgery please? Like complete facial reconstruction?

  20. w00t!

    SHHAAAAAMEE!!!! i feel so bad for her, imagine thinking you’re so ugly that you need plastic surgery. i do agree with filing down that chin though. surprised it took so long. Maybe Spencer could have some surgery too – like they could stitch on a penis.

  21. ert

    oh, and she should fix that lazy eye too. Why would you not airbrush it out (???@!!!)

  22. twellve

    she was never my cup of tea, but she was attractive. now, she looks like a tranny.

  23. I call 'em as I see 'em

    Wow. She went from 23 to 37 over fucking night. Scary.
    Remind me NOT to do that.

  24. SpeiDIE

    Is it my imagination, or does she look FAT in the after shot? I mean, look at that waist! Those hips! She was never attractive, but at least she wasn’t a porker.
    Now she’s gonna be rootin’ for truffles… OINK!

  25. I HATE HEIDI

    # 95, Ham- YOU’RE RIGHT! That’s why she looks SO freakin’ different! Her jaw must be wired shut!

  26. Hmmm

    Is it just me or did the surgery make her looks like a hot 35 year old instead of a hot 25 year old? The surgery sped up the clock instead of making her look younger… Not the smartest move. Ugh, I so wish she could take it back, I used to think she was soooo pretty!

  27. Hmmm

    Is it just me or did the surgery make her looks like a hot 35 year old instead of a hot 25 year old? The surgery sped up the clock instead of making her look younger… Not the smartest move. Ugh, I so wish she could take it back, I used to think she was soooo pretty!

  28. trish

    she’s dumb. i never liked her in the first place but now she just looks so average.

  29. Dave

    I really don’t care what this piece of shit does to herself.

  30. But how is surgery going to be able to transform that annoying voice?…

  31. Not Lovin' It

    She looked SO much better before she had any surgeries, when she was on The Hills early on. She was cute!

    I don’t get why she had the need to do this to herself?!? She aged herself A LOT, too. This chick is actually super young, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her new self. So, so sad : (

  32. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin sinner.

  33. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  34. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  35. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  36. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  37. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  38. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  39. omgew

    HEIDI. READ THIS. YOU. LOOK. AWFUL.

    you were so much more beautiful before all this nonsense, good job. Oh and by the way, I’m pretty sure God wants us to stay the we were are born…just sayin.

  40. yea, she and spencer are team doofus, but she does look hot. just dont listen to her and look. that is what she is good for. playboy round 2?

    http://www.celebrityhotpics.info

  41. Heidi Montag looks awesome, she is gorgeous and very beautiful.

  42. The Truth

    Heidi,

    You’re still fat.

    You make me sick you dirty nasty piggy.

    Spencer feeds you too much protein, cut back on his love shakes you cream loving swine.

  43. Reality

    Ok, let me admit. I’m personally not against plastic surgery. On another note, this is pretty much REVERSE plastic surgery. She looks hideous!

    Not only does she look way uglier than she was before, but she looks like a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry but why would someone want to look like a man!!!

    Oh and since she’s says she’s going to get more plastic surgery in the future, I really think she should get that chin done again. It’s still so ugly.

    If there is a surgery for getting your head shape rounder, she definitely needs that before anything else. Then she’ll stop looking like a horse/man. I personally think Lauren Conrad has an adorable nose and head shape. Definitely get a rounder head. Just trying to help manface heidi

  44. Ang

    i can’t believe she destroyed her cute pointy chin..I liked it a lot! why would she make it flat now?? what is wrong with ppl in hollywood it’s like they get brainwashed to change themshelves.

  45. trish

    She looks SO AGED.

  46. She looks sexy,but a little aged.

  47. What is with all the p.s even the young pretty women are doing it?

  48. i can’t believe she destroyed her cute pointy chin..I liked it a lot! why would she make it flat now?? what is wrong with ppl in hollywood it’s like they get brainwashed to change themshelves.

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