Heidi Montag or Barbie with a circulatory system?

January 13th, 2010 // 149 Comments

Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn’t been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she’s been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol’ jugs an extra quart of saline. But to prove Heidi’s still the same vapid pile of “MEEE!!” under there, she’s making up for lost publicity by chronicling her experience for the latest issue of People:

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”
And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

Good for Heidi. I’ve always felt a woman shouldn’t stop getting questionable surgery after questionable surgery until the voices in her head tell her she’s finally beautiful. Kanye’s mom knows what I’m talking about.

Photo: Courtesy of People
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  1. joblojobba

    First! Punks!

    Shes a nice piece of ass!

  2. Chupacabra

    please, please, please, send her to Haiti. Please.

  3. matt

    rough comment about kanyes mom

  4. tkdchick008

    its people like her that make me sick. shes so self absorbed. her and spencer deserve each other. hopefully karma comes and destroys her.

  5. khloe

    no word…she’s gonna end up looking like cat lady

  6. Spoonman

    “Kanye’s mom knows what I’m talking about.”

    WOAH!

  7. EWWWWWWW

    Oh, how I love you Superfish! That last line had me laughing for several minutes. :-)

  8. gotmilk?

    4, really? i thought it was fucking hilarious.

    anyway, looks like she’s had a facelift there on the cover of people. i’m sure Jesus approves Heidi!

  9. Photoshop Police

    You can’t just start posting her on here again because she’s changed what she looks like! This is NOT Superficial Witless Protection!!!

    GET THAT NASTY THING OFF OUR SUPERFICIAL!

    You promised, dammit!

  10. Deacon Jones

    Dear Heidi,
    When I look at pictures of you from a couple years ago, you are truly disgusting. You’re slowly getting there, but have a ways to go before you approach CoCo level hotness. Keep troopering ahead!

    And say hi to Uncle Eddie for me. What a perv, that guy!

  11. elkaybie

    whattha?! she had plastic surgery to get a man face

  12. Just You Watch

    Soon her journey to the dark side of the force shall be complete!

    And she’ll end up looking like a younger but equally disturbing version of Jocelyn “Count Wildenstein.

    Heidy was already very pretty…and already with a perfect butt matched with already too-large boobs… that she went and did this shows she’s mentally ill or something.

    Heidi, stop it.

  13. Maniacfive

    Anyone else think that whereas she did look like a fairly hot fuck doll, she now looks like a somewhat manish fuck doll?

    Yeeeeeeah, I detect Pratts hand in this.

  14. joblojobba

    First! Punks!

    Shes a nice piece of ass!

  15. shelli

    i think someone needs to park her ass at a childrens burn unit or something
    than she can see what its like to really need surgery
    dumb ass i hope she gets hit by a bus

  16. Racer X

    Mrs. Potato Head.

    /slore

  17. lololololol

    she should keep going. i want to see her end up like miss argentina or kanye’s mom.

  18. La Manchuba

    wtf is going on with the skin between her nose and upper lip? Looks dark … is she sporting a carefully coiffed, blonde-dyed moustache or something?

    Heidi Montag = ICK. Look up the word “vapid” in the dictionary and her picture will be there.

    How, exactly, does all this surgery work with her Christianity? I didn’t realize that it was okay for people to tinker with what God gave her. Hypocritical, yet so typical of her. Can you please take her off your list of people to whom you give attention and coverage?

  19. havoc

    She had her chin reduced?

    Hey, she does look at this site!!!!

    .

  20. riight, she's a REAL christian

    SO MUCH FOR BEING HAPPY FOR WHAT GOD GAVE HER. FAKE JESUS LOVING SUPERFICIAL B*TCH.

  21. Farthammer

    Hi, is Artie Lange dead yet?

  22. Paul

    Think she looks better.. even possible whack material now…

  23. Fuxyslot

    bitch is wack

  24. Fuxyslot

    Even if plastic surgery does make her look better, her children will be hideous. Can’t plastic surgerize your genetics, biatch! The buck stops HERE.

  25. G&T

    Just give her a brain transplant and she’s the perfect woman…

  26. all natureelllll

    @19 – it’s obvious she had her lumps pumped up even more than before. that’s just the shadow from her upper lip.

  27. G&T

    Just give her a brain transplant and she’s the perfect woman…

  28. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    AH MY EYES!

  29. Randal

    Heidi, I love how you’ve always stayed on top of taking care of yourself and improving yourself year to year. This is what has kept the likes of Madonna so fresh from one decade to the next. Love your new album and I’m looking forward to more in the upcoming months.

    Randal

  30. P.C.

    LOL about Kayne’s Mom comment!

  31. mafme

    Yay! she’s going to ugly herself out of existence! Go Heidi!

  32. Vinnie the Chin

    More and more she’s getting the porn star look. I’m not complaining.

  33. Deacon Jones

    @28

    Nah. Cut out her tongue.

  34. lololololol

    this isn’t making her uglier. if anything she’s easier on the eyes now. i remember when this chick literally looked like a horse with jay leno’s chin. i like how she got her chin sanded down. it sounds morbid but if anyone could use a chin job it’s her.

  35. G&T

    @34
    Without her tongue, she couldn’t possibly be the perfect woman…
    Perhaps snip her vocal chords?

  36. Prof

    If this moron keeps opting for surgeries this is going to be the official beginning of the end for her looks (aka talent). Just check out her side 2008 pic beside the People’s 2010 current one. Plastic surgery is like drawing a picture or painting. It’s never going to be absolutely perfect to some people, and if you keep going back tweaking every minor detail eventually you end up ruining what was a beautiful scene.

  37. trog

    Heidi, Heidi, Heidi… None of those surgeries will get Spencer to have sex with you. Take a few years of to get yourself reassigned.

  38. julie

    i actually think she looks beautiful. she shouldn’t do anything more though else she will look “too” plastic. if plastic surgery is what makes her feel good though then why shouldn’t she get it?

  39. magalish

    Whoh….not cool to attack someones dead mom….

  40. PunkA

    Wow. Nice upgrade. Horseface is gone. Butterface is gone. Now she looks like that hot porn star we’d all like to stick it to. Let’s hope that is her next career move.

  41. Nameless

    This bitch is just trying to fill the void with plastic surgery where her soul should be.

  42. Deacon Jones

    Good call !

  43. Val

    Bout time she got that Leno chin under control. UGH. I still hate her tho.

  44. Enna

    Horseface is still there. Big, empty, dumb horseface.

  45. Duke Steele

    As annoying as she is, I would have banged her way before this. But I appreciate her getting all that work done for my benefit. She certainly didn’t do it for that jerkoff shes with. He wouldn’t know where to start.

  46. Lee

    if she keeps it up she’ll look like MJ in no time. good luck with that..

  47. McFeely Smackup

    I love how she says she’s in competition with the “Brittney Spears” of the world…uh, heidi…Brittney Spears SINGS, what the fuck do you do?

  48. caroline

    Pleaseeeeeeee search Luciana salazar in google images!!!! apparently having to much plastic surgery makes them look like twins!

  49. TrojanMustang

    Is it just me, or does her cover picture bear a freaky resemblance to the photo of Casey Johnson in the lower right corner?

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