Heidi Montag is launching her new fashion line. It’s called Heidiwood (Not even touching that.) and will debut next month. In the meantime, Heidi needs nine girls that look like her to help model the clothes. Although, judging by Heidi’s chin, dudes are probably welcome as well. Us Magazine has the details about the line which is like so better than Lauren’s and junk:
“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear,” she told Us Weekly. “She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress.”
Note to self: Show up to Heidi’s fashion show. Act like douche. Score vapid blondes with fake tits. If douche-nozzling is not achieving success resort to fail-safe plan: Dollar bill hung out of fly. Shoot fish in barrel. End note.
For those of you interested in applying, here’s a link to the contest. And also here’s my phone number 1-800-LZR-DONG.
Thanks to Sara who apparently has a pointy tail.
@16 Lee — I literally said those words out loud while reading Meaghan’s post…then I scrolled down a bit and saw your comment. LOL
and just to add i seriously doubt this equine whore cares about the average woman being able to afford her line. the clothing she wears may look like $20 go-go dancer gear, but im willing to bet it all cost her hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. the only reason she went with that selling strategy for the “little people” is because i’m sure she came across the 1000′s of comments trashing lc’s line for putting 200 dollar price tags on simple forever21 quality rayon dresses.
@43 YOUR FAINTING GOAT IS NOT A GOOD REFERENCE.
@44 If C&C means Captain & Coke, then yeah, that’s my pal Frist. But I can tell you’re just a fucking troll.
See that red mark on her left shoulder? Yeah I hit the bitch with the ugly stick. THWAP!
And look! It worked!
Oh Heidi! Finally I can dress like my 8 year old daughter! All I had to do was throw in some stripper platform trashy heels and I’m set! Of course I just insulted my daughter by saying she dresses like that… sigh.
This recent habit these untalented whores have of posing with their legs crossed (Paris Hilton does it too) makes me inexplicably angry. Who teaches celebutards this crap?
what a master plan! Get all those dumb fug bitches in a room together, then ship their asses off to some island where they will never be seen or heard from again. Ever. Never.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
Auntie, 44 is not me. Niether was 38. The dumbass troll can’t even spell my name right. There’s THREE (3) exclamation marks, stupid!!
I’m FRIST!!!
Get it right.
Where’s my Captain and Coke and is there a new post yet? Heidi conjures up violence in me, and I don’t even care if I spelled conjures right, it’s really not relevant..
She looks like Paris Hilton, I mean a dumper version of Paris !
she can’t even match her shoes with the rest ! what a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57, that leg-crossing pose is actually a technique to appear curvier than one really is. i’m sure their handlers tell them to do it once they start hitting the holocaust level bmi’s
A girl can’t afford a $200 dress. Heidi will provide an alternative.
Keep it real, Heidi. America thanks you.
That’ll do it for me: Here’s the deal — one more mention of this bitch and I’m boycotting the site. (And trust me: You’ll miss my sparkling commentary…I am to this site what zits and mascara are to Amy Winehouse’s face.)
erm I wonder how much she spent on all that cosmetic surgery? Still looks pug ugly though despite it having cost god knows how many thousands.
Yo Spencer, give me a call. I live near Mennonite country and I see Hiedi’s pulling around buggys all the time.
She may be annoying with all the fake photo opps, but I sure would like to pound it. She’s hot.
#-66 are u ok?????????????????????
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Her wax like ugly face is melting in these photos. Wouldn’t it be awesome if she and Spence got caught doing a horse? I hear Spence like being the receiver, too.
Quagmire wants his chin back.
/destroy MTV
someone do me a huge favor and kill the bitch. thanks
40, She’s trying to keep in the noxious fumes so the paps don’t flee the room…
Ha, have you seen (Over) The Hills?
http://www.236.com/feed/2008/03/26/trained_actors_make_spence_and_5444.php
Looking like Heidi Montag- truly something no young women should EVER aspire to.
I wish some other legitimate celebrity would bitch slap this chick already.
It would seem anathema that you, Superficial person, would post pictures that have ads for a rival gossip blogger on them.
And about that, what an odd combination. KY Jelly, Perez Hilton, Vodka and…Burger King??? what was this a premiere for??
WOW! She looks great in that sequenced top, although I think a little wax might be required for the upper lip. Loving the curls in the hair though and her eyes remind me of a blue lagoon.
Randal
heidiwood swallow that all up…
Aside from Heidi Montag having the face of Mccully Culkin mixed in with Neil Patrick Harris, as if she was their love child or some shit, what’s up with that hideous ass dress? I don’t get it. These celebrities really think it’s okay to wear stuff that looks like something Blanch from the Golden Girls would wear. I call that the Blanch-Disco look. All Heidi needs to do now is free-base some Similac to complete the look of “I think I’m young and hot like dress like an 80 year old woman hanging out at a Carson City, NV casino”.
Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers………….
HAS ANYONE NOTICE THE RED SPOT ON HER ARM… NEARBY HER SHOLDER… I GUESS IS SOME KIND OF HIT… MAYBE SPENCER ITS BEATING HER TOO HARD!!!
Good lord, she looks like Ben Affleck.
#82 is so right. She looks JUST like Ben Affleck. ummm hilarious. and weird.
I am a girl, blonde, skinny, live in LA, and own a black and white striped dress. Besides that I have NOTHING in common with Heidi Montag. So I totally took a picture of myself a sent it in because for some reason I don’t think there’s any sane person that would actually apply for this. If I get a call from Heidi’s people I’m going to laugh my ass off. I do not look like this girl.
(hey, can you tell that I’m super bored today?)
even with them implants and a nose job and whatever the fuck shes done to herself, she still looks like a man.
her face is not pretty
I suggest sending in a picture of Fabio.
She does have really unattractive implants.
But what struck me was the amount of makeup she is wearing.
I’d like to see her after her face, arms, and chest have been washed to remove the makeup. I doubt that anyone would be able to recognize her (and that would be a good thing!).
Heidiwood do anything for money.
Heidiwood do anything for money.