Heidi Montag is launching her new fashion line. It’s called Heidiwood (Not even touching that.) and will debut next month. In the meantime, Heidi needs nine girls that look like her to help model the clothes. Although, judging by Heidi’s chin, dudes are probably welcome as well. Us Magazine has the details about the line which is like so better than Lauren’s and junk:
“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear,” she told Us Weekly. “She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress.”
Note to self: Show up to Heidi’s fashion show. Act like douche. Score vapid blondes with fake tits. If douche-nozzling is not achieving success resort to fail-safe plan: Dollar bill hung out of fly. Shoot fish in barrel. End note.
For those of you interested in applying, here’s a link to the contest. And also here’s my phone number 1-800-LZR-DONG.
Thanks to Sara who apparently has a pointy tail.
Sidney | March 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
Her implants have that nasty looking gap which is where the cleavage should be!
V | March 27, 2008 at 11:05 am
MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Feel_the_velvet | March 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
Her heidiwood is a full 3 inches long.
Auntie Kryst | March 27, 2008 at 11:08 am
Can this Heidi puke enter into her own contest? She still sort of looks like herself.
lucy | March 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
if i ever saw her face to face, i’d puke all over her and her nasty implants.
shutupwhore | March 27, 2008 at 11:12 am
God, what a dumb and vapid cunt-ry. I can’t believe this is the shit we glorify.
gotmilk? | March 27, 2008 at 11:12 am
if the clothes are only designed to fit clones of her, then what is all this talk of clothing for the everyday woman?
plus, she’s dressed like an ass half the time. who would willingly want to look like her? not I.
fergernauster | March 27, 2008 at 11:13 am
I nominate Tori Spelling as the front-runner for horseface Montag’s look-alike.
Anybody wanna second that?
Paige | March 27, 2008 at 11:13 am
Um, it shouldn’t be too hard to find several vapid, bleached-out, implanted anorexics in L.A. Try walking outside.
insecthero | March 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
” judging by Heidi’s chin, dudes are probably welcome as well.”
Ha ha! That’s exactly what I thought when I saw that picture.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
She looks like a horrible lay.
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 11:18 am
When my grandmother passed away, my Mom took all of her old dresses and made my brother and I a quilt out of them. I am wondering if this idea would work with heidi montag???
Incorporate her material into a quilt…either full size or a tiny one for new babies???
(on the subject of quilts, I had a friend offer me hers but once she got it out and looked at it she said I needed my own special quilt. She ended up offering to help make one (pricing it made it more expensive than buying commercially made though) and then she helped me alter it to be more modest for my taste. When I took my quilt in to the thrift store here the staff were very pleased… there’s a lot of demand. It would be sad for someone to be denied their wedding dream just because of economics. I must admit tho’, if I’d thought of the Christening shawl idea before giving the quilt away, might’ve had second thoughts. But the quilt was gone from the thrift store within an hour of its being put on the rack so hopefully someone used it to make their wedding a wee bit more special!)
V | March 27, 2008 at 11:19 am
I nominate Texas Tranny..
sportsdvl | March 27, 2008 at 11:19 am
Seriously, why is the fake tramp famous? Why do people give a crap about her at all (besides the big fake tits that is).
Grammar freak | March 27, 2008 at 11:21 am
@Meaghan
So, how long have you been a Troll?
Lee | March 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
Meaghan-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
gotmilk? | March 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
12, wtf is up with you? Try getting a job so you don’t have as much time to post these lengthy diatribes because no one cares. Better yet, get your own blog so we don’t have to be subjected to your annoying as fuck posts.
thanks!
mike | March 27, 2008 at 11:25 am
@16 Meaghan is hot too. She likes it up the ass.
meh | March 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
@8
I never thought about it before, but you’re right…she does look like Tori Spelling. That’s pretty sad.
V | March 27, 2008 at 11:28 am
Reading Meaghans posts = looking at heidi’s face.
kevin | March 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
I hate this phoney nasty couple !!! can’t we just boycott them ! no more pics of these two LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Tranny | March 27, 2008 at 11:44 am
I accept……………..
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
lol i bet if they came to your house and wanted to you would be like “uhhhhhh n-n-n-no thanks…”
also, what the fuck do you people think is funny about her?? she is so stupid and not funny at all
samwise | March 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
That’s a raher manly looking jawline on that dude in a dress
Tom Leykis | March 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
Spencer needs to dump this plastic bitch. Getting engaged is a mistake, getting married is a disaster. He’s a very handsome young man and he’s got his whole life ahead of him. It’s foolish to mess that up with women.
Dude | March 27, 2008 at 11:46 am
She needs look alikes? ,,,
Criteria
1. Blonde
2. Fake tits
…next stop California. I think there’s a couple girls out here that can satisfy those requirements.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 27, 2008 at 11:47 am
She looks like a pretty version of Tori Spelling, which is to say like an ugly version of my anus.
Missy | March 27, 2008 at 11:57 am
I think Meahgan has been drinking the alcohol she told us should be outlawed!
@ #17 AMEN!
@ #20 LMAO!
Heidi is so ridiculous! I would be so embarassed to be her.
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
If you assholes treat me nicely I may tell you about my alien abduction next week. Ask me nicely…
mike | March 27, 2008 at 11:59 am
I love you Meaghan! Will you have dinner with me tonight?
veggi | March 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm
ah, clothes for the everyday woman.
An Easter dress meant for a 5 year old, 5-inch hooker heals and a stuffed animal as an accessory.
Sweet.
I hope you can buy the “make your face glisten like the inside of a microwavable popcorn bag” make-up too!
Anonymous | March 27, 2008 at 12:02 pm
OK, Meaghan, I’m asking you nicely to tell me about your alien abduction, but you must do it NOW. Out with it.
Meaghan ( with sloppy fishy soaking wet oozing douche cup) | March 27, 2008 at 12:02 pm
How big is you cunt stick Mike?
Tom Cruise | March 27, 2008 at 12:04 pm
#25 – I suspect we have shared interests. I have many types of lube. Call me.
Grammar freak | March 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Y’all leave Meaghan alone now.
(That girl has her own Everest-size problems)
Vince Lombardi | March 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
She really comes off as a discount-store bimbo. Her breasts were done on the cheap, she won’t pay for a decent dermatologist or at least a bottle of whatever it is that Jessica Simpson uses, and on top of ALL that, she doesn’t even carry a tissue to get the booger hanging from her left nostril in picture 1.
I’m kinda diggin’ Britney a little more after this broad.
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 12:07 pm
How the fuck does she know I don’t have 200 bucks for an outfit?? That’s what my credit cards are for. Bitch.
Oh yeah, I’m in debt..
FRIST!! | March 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Another thing.
I have a similar hairdo as she does ( with a lot more native hair ). You can start by applying the dermmatch, little bit. then apply rogaine to the hair. the rogaine will act like a gel & hold hairs which are far apart together. Now sprinkle the toppik fibers on top to complete it.
super.
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
#38 WTF are you talking about??
criss cross | March 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Whats with the crossed legs in all the photos? I thought that if they took the time to set up all these damn pictures she would at least have enough time to take a piss…. Thats what you get for thinking I guess
alex | March 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm
someone call tori spelling
lets goooo | March 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
She said she was a virgin on E! News. Some interview with Ryan Seacrest. I don’t believe it. But who cares. She’a stupid, fake bitch.
mike | March 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
@33 Meaghan, It is big enough to make you say “OH GOD’ just before you pass out.
FRIST!! | March 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
For years, I had noted down my thoughts, stories and verse in order to “do something with them”, one day – but lacked the courage to have them constructively commented on. But life is short ~ if you ‘let it be’, so here goes:
A beacon of hope, of strength and desire
- becomes nothing of substance, just an extinguished fire
The lack of endeavour to create a career
- because of an apathy ~ that’s just based on a fear
C & C please.
anyway – Heidi still looks good enough to eat.
LBot | March 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Hello Jay Leno….is that you????
sla | March 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm
She can buy a bunch at the Adam and Eve site. The link below goes to “Jesse Jane,” which is a pretty good likeness except the boobs are much more realistic. And it’s probably better in bed.
http://www.adamevetoys.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-jesse-janes-decadent-love-doll-11415.aspx
Bettie | March 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Chris Crocker should definitely audition!!!!
michy | March 27, 2008 at 12:31 pm
black shoes, pink dress and white purse!?!??!?!?this girl doen’t know anything about fashion!
Bettie | March 27, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Chris Crocker should definitely audition!!!!
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 12:32 pm
#44 who ARE you??