This is the music video for Heidi Montag’s single “Higher.” Obviously there was no budget for this thing and it was shot by her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. It’s basically, and brilliantly, Heidi running around on the beach with her fake monster breasts in a bikini. As for the song itself, imagine having a wombat screech in your ear for three straight minutes. It’s sort of like that but less rewarding. However, with the audio off, this is by far the greatest music video I’ve seen in the last 20 years. Suck it, November Rain. You just got owned.
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Dave | February 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
First
Jimbo | February 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm
To bad I can’t see the video..
Snarf | February 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Pizza! WTF! I NEED SOME FUCKING PIZZA!!!
ARGHH!!!
PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TS | February 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Dave, you are a fucking dork. You should be ashamed of yourself.
If it wasn’t for Heidi’s enourmous chin she would be pretty damn hot.
Junior | February 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
WOW….hollywood really does f**k with your head!!
Junior | February 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
WOW….hollywood really does f**k with your head!!
Mella | February 4, 2008 at 1:02 pm
This looks like a student project.
Mella | February 4, 2008 at 1:02 pm
This looks like a student project.
TS | February 4, 2008 at 1:02 pm
actually Dave you rock, i’m just sad because my small package makes it hard for me to rub one out with a bottle of jergens and this music video
TS | February 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Jimbo, consider yourself lucky you can’t see it because it could be possible that you would actually hear a snippet of that song if you could. wThat song is by far the worst thing I have ever heard. The mere fact that she would even agree to record it simply baffles me.
kate | February 4, 2008 at 1:04 pm
HOLY SHIT THAT SUCKED SO BAD.
TS | February 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm
#9 how original, jackass.
Jen | February 4, 2008 at 1:06 pm
OH MY GOD! Can i please borrow her for 5 minutes? Did any of you “MEN’ Even listen to the Lyrics?
gotmilk? | February 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm
HAHAHAHAHAAA what the fuck was that? i had to stop it as soon as she started singing & flailing her arms about.
spencer must have taped that – it can’t be for real.
sharpeidude | February 4, 2008 at 1:08 pm
This bitch must be in “special Ed” or something.
Men | February 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“Did any of you “MEN’ Even listen to the Lyrics?”
Huh? On a chick song? Don’t make me hit you.
meghanfish | February 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hands down – the shittiest music video I have ever seen
meghanfish | February 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hands down – the shittiest music video I have ever seen
leah | February 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm
jesus christ, i could only watch a small portion of that before my eyes began to bleed. what’s with the weird goofy look she gets on her face when she is running?
that was sad.
Jimbo | February 4, 2008 at 1:12 pm
TS, I did not want to see the video to hear her sing. I just wanted to see her in a bikini.
And congratulations, you have your own troll. Take care of it. They like to have the shit beat out of them at least once a day. If you are lucky, yours will have brain damage..
combustion8 | February 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm
wow.. just wow.. they must be going for the worst video/song of the year award.
Harry | February 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm
It was actually a lot better song than the one Paula Abdul sang before the Super Bowl, which, I feel, was a little pitchy.
gotmilk? | February 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRbZpFi7z4
proof – spencer did in fact tape this video. i thought Fish was kidding.
KR | February 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Yet more minutes of my life wasted on “production” music that I will never get back. There is a good reason that her boyfriend had to shoot the video vs. her “record” company. Heidi needs to stick to something that she is good at–but i can honestly say that sitting still and looking pretty is not one of them. Big breasts and a nose job may be great right now, but for the long term she needs to develop her crappy, self-absorbed personality.
pirhan | February 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm
OMG. I couldn’t even stand 30 seconds, and I’m a lesbian. *shock* I’ll try again tomorrow with the sound off.
PrettyBaby | February 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm
*makes the sign of the cross*
Can you imagine the boner Spencer had while filming that?
Gack | February 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Good lord, check out the man hands on that girl! And with the constant “jazz hands” poses she does they look HUMONGOUS! What a horrible, awkward piece of tripe that “video” is. Yeesh.
cindy | February 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm
that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
Jimbo | February 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Hey Pirhan, I am a lesbian too..
oops | February 4, 2008 at 1:22 pm
‘director’ ——and………end scene. CUT dammit!! CUT!! stop. moving. we aren’t filming anymore. jesus, this girl is stupid.
Nance | February 4, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’ve seen coconut shells that were softer and more natural looking.
FRIST!!! | February 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I can’t see it either. What I want to see is Paris Hilton at Fitty Cent’s after superbowl party, where she gets up on the stage and Fitty tells her to GET THE FUCK OFF, and she starts crying. Where’s that footage???
PrettyBaby | February 4, 2008 at 1:25 pm
The only thing that kept me hanging on til the end was the thought, no more like the fervent wish, that LC would fly out and just start beating the fuck out of her.
But sadly, no such thing happens.
PrettyBaby | February 4, 2008 at 1:28 pm
hahahah yes Jazz Hands #27
Either that or she is trying to make like thuggish street hand gestures. *shudders*
carly | February 4, 2008 at 1:28 pm
She is so NOT naturally blessed.
p0nk | February 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow, that’s 3:29 of my life i wish i could have back. even with the sound off. she makes baywatch look realistic, and pam anderson look classy.
Jimbo | February 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm
@35 and your point?? It is not like we care..
pointandlaugh | February 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I predict her singing career is going to asplode in a massive fail-a-palooza
alicia | February 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm
OMG…That screetching bitch made my teeth hurt. Its like nails on a chalk board!
PrettyBaby | February 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm
p0nk, you have to hear the singing…. you just have too.
JM | February 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I just pulled this up on my laptop while dumping out. Even my shit thought that video was shitty. One turd could be overheard saying “Does that bitch know anything else besides circles and spirit fingers? FLUSH ME ALREADY, ASSHOLE!” I don’t think I need to explain how bad something has to be to make shit suicidal.
sausage legs | February 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm
she sound real nice a likea. likea real girl on the vergea of fameo and a fortunea. I hopea she makes it for a longa timea.
Nikki | February 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm
My god.. I had to shut it off half way through because it was so horrible.
angelA | February 4, 2008 at 1:37 pm
this video just raped my eyes and ears. i thought no one could beat paris hilton’s insane delusions of grandeur but this dumbass chick wins it all.
GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | February 4, 2008 at 1:37 pm
she’s going nowhere and clearly spencer bratt is just humoring her so he can bang her holes. it must be all from behind cause that’s how you ride a horse.
Adam | February 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I’d hit that.
sicasso | February 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm
she is an artist’s model, but hardly an artist. she is to music what eyeglasses are to a sea cucumber.
sloane | February 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This bitch is completely useless! What an atrocity this whole production is. The writing, the production, the artificial VOICE all HORRIBLE. The video is embarrassing. Her fake smile, her spastic hand movements, her lame dancing and frolicking and her forced attempts at being sexy!!
I want to kidnap this bitch, tie her up and violate her asshole with a hot curling iron…smile for the camera Heidi!
Jess | February 4, 2008 at 1:46 pm
This same video was released by another brilliant blonde a few years back—her name is Paris Hilton and the song was “Stars are Blind”. Which sadly, was a much better song and beach frollicking than this.
masterless | February 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm
shes one of those chicks that look good in still pictures, if that. showing any movement breaks the illusion and she tends to look like a meth addict 5 years before rehab.