While defying the very laws of reason by acting in a legitimate film yesterday, Heidi Montag somehow find time to squeeze in a photoshoot for her line of hair care products. So not only is Heidi an actress, she’s a working model with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.
We’re in a parallel dimension, aren’t we? Goddammit.
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I don’t think Heidi inserted QUITE enough exclamation points in that tweet.
Plastic tits montag had one line in that film: “look at my new tits!” Hardly what you’d call “acting”…
Is it possible to block the IP address that faggboy randal is posting from? He’s the male paris hilton: stupid, full of himself, totally delusional. He’s a limp wristed gayybar loiterer, a walking perfume shop and an evil perverter of innocent little boys. Someone call the FBI; hommoboy needs to be put in jail…
I can’t believe people are still like, “I’d hit it”. She is seriously so annoying, false, and abrasive that I find my blood pressure rising at the site of her. God, guys are so fucking shallow. I mean, I would be INCAPABLE of finding a guy THIS annoying even REMOTELY attractive.
She was Cuter before all the plastic surgery (the early seasons of “The Hills”) but she has allways had a bad personailty.
it hurts
please make it stop
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it will hurt ! No, I don’t like it !
I hate to say it, but she looks great! Gorgeous, dammit
stretch mark… right tit ewwwwwwwwwww
LAWWWWD…
that po’ girl lost her mind !
For chrissakes, Fish, every double & triple post these days is a long windy cheapshit ad for Uggs and other crap. Can’t you bounce these spammers out on their ass before your entire site is taken over?
Heidi Montag somehow find time to squeeze in a photoshoot for her line of hair care products. So not only is Heidi an actress, she’s a working model with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.
she wants to be a professional cheater?
……………….PLEASE GO TO VEGAS!!
She better not stay in the sun too long.. plastic melts…
@5 NEWSFLASH – Most actresses WEAR FAKE EYELASHES.
I’m sorry, but A. She isn’t even carrying off a hairstyle that needs hairspray in it. B. Who the heck stands around spraying their hair over and over? It’s just not a believable campaign ad.
Giant plastic jugs,i hope the best for her but i doubt if these are going to help her to a serious movie career.From the most of us the eyes are spoiled by the interwebs by now since the mid 90′s.What movies does she have in mind? Comedies?
Has anyone checked the deadpool odds on her yet? I bet, when her 15 minutes are over, she offs herself.
Who’s advising this girl? Supporting her to do or not to do what she has in mind.It feels like i got thrown back to the 80′s with these pics.
It’s a kinda sexist to think that most men are obsessed with juggernauts.Because that’s a myth.
From now on she’s going to listen to me.Get rid of these freak boobs and get some serious acting classes.I’m gonna send you my bill soon!
Heidi Montag’s breasts need Jesus
http://tinyurl.com/ygd93v2
Heidi is beautiful.
Doesn’t she realize why everyone snickers when she is nearby? It’s not because she is attractive or talented, that’s for sure.
#46 – I was thinking the same thing. Is that a weird side nipple? or are her boobs that screwed up now.
Is she even spraying her own “line” on her fake hair? Doubt it, cause it’s chocked full of harmful chemicals that would melt her face off.
Oh, thank god she’s back to having her nightcrawler-ringed cake hole open in every picture.
I hate her.
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, thank god she’s back to having her nightcrawler-ringed cake hole open in every picture.
I hate her.
I do not know what to say after that.