While defying the very laws of reason by acting in a legitimate film yesterday, Heidi Montag somehow find time to squeeze in a photoshoot for her line of hair care products. So not only is Heidi an actress, she’s a working model with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.
We’re in a parallel dimension, aren’t we? Goddammit.
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Livinius Nwambe | March 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
She looks like Walter Cronkite, for God’s sake. First.
Cashier | March 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm
She’s so full of herself I can’t take it!!
FATTY'NYJETSFAN | March 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I just want to give it to her! so bad! and THE BACK DOOR!
oooaaahhh | March 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm
It looks like they’re doing a remake of The Dukes of Hazzard and she’s taking Jennifer Simpson’s role cause she’s too fat to play it anymore.
snarkyscreenname | March 16, 2010 at 3:05 pm
For Gods sake! Nothing on this woman is real! Fish, normally you are so funny that I have to hit the site MANY times a day….but there has been fffaaarrrr too much Heidi lately. If everyone would stop paying attention, she would stop being relevant.
She’s wearing fake EYELASHES for fucks sake
snarkyscreenname | March 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Where are my posts going?
oooaaahhh | March 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Fake or not, that body is sssmmmoookkkiiinnn’. The face, eh.
Sheena | March 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Those basketballs in her chest have to hurt. Actually, I hope they do.
AnnaDraconida | March 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
She looks like a wax figure.
And she has cankles.
I | March 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I don’t know how much dirty money the superficial accepts from speidis publicist each month, but it’s not enuff to buy back the now extinct respect for the fish
we are not fooled
oooaaahhh | March 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm
@8. No way she has cankles. In my book, her legs are her best feature. She just doesn’t have heels on and she’s not turned sideways.
jemarri | March 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
I think she would do great as a contestant on RuPual’s show Drag Race. Her and her manly face bone structure and fake body.
Shaft | March 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Damn, is that Rocky Dennis?
PepeLeScrew | March 16, 2010 at 3:33 pm
She digusts me. Her low self-esteem is enough to see her completely rebuild her face and body, but not low enough to see her do the decent thing and use those fine assets in the field of pornography. For shame.
havoc | March 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm
What do you call all that worthless skin around the vagina?
Heidi Montag.
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Randal | March 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Venus herself could stand next to Heidi and look plain. Crackerjacks aren’t even made with the POP Heidi brings.
We’ve all seen the young girl grow on one of TV’s most anticipated and mega hit shows, The Hills and watched her become a musical star as a young lady and now we get to watch her mature on the big screen.
Congratulations Heidi for making your dreams come true and for living them to the fullest! You are an inspiration to all. Kisses! xxx
Randal
Ron | March 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Why don’t you just post pics of silicon bags instead?
Ego | March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
see my comment here. http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/heidi_montag_has_acting_chops.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0
heh
Tek | March 16, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Double the tranny. I guess one post a day of this shemale isnt enough?
Oh and Randall, please kill yourself.
fornarina | March 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm
ease up on the Heidi Posts Fish, we don’t need to see her this many times a day.
If I didn’t know better I’d say she was paying you or you actually are sexually obsessed with her.
Haywood Jablowmie | March 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
#16 Randall – when did you decide to go GAY?
Angie | March 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I don’t care HOW many times you post Heidi stuff as long as you continue with lines like “she’s a working model with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.:”
jenn | March 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm
ok, for some weird reason, i like the heidi montag posts. her face is a collision on a freeway and i have to look
Nameless | March 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Damn her face looks like shit. I admit I thought she looked better when she first had her surgery but now its obvious they photoshopped her to clean everything up.
Non-PS’d and in natural light she looks like she’s wearing Jim Carrey’s Mask.
___ | March 16, 2010 at 4:22 pm
#13, I just fell out of my chair laughing. I was trying to figure out why she looks so disturbingly familiar and you hit it right on the head. That jaw is ridiculous. Just like everything else on her. And why is her suck hole always hanging open? Did the doctor botch the nose job so she can only breath through her mouth or something?
Ughhh | March 16, 2010 at 4:25 pm
If you insist on posting pics of this thing then at least replace its face with something better looking, like Patrick Stewart.
KIKI | March 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Where is photo shop when you really need it? I bet those boobs don’t move they are so bolted on.
oWL | March 16, 2010 at 4:42 pm
She looks like she”s wearing the mask from V for Vendetta.
big fat bob | March 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
still …
no matter what y’all say – i’d like to put my little finger in her bum bum bum.
Area Man | March 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Hey look! She cracked a smile! Literally!
Narcissist | March 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Her hair is about all that’s left. She should comb it over that creepy mannequin face.
@ 16 – Venus was a nasty heifer anyway.
steff | March 16, 2010 at 6:04 pm
does she really think shes sexy making that stupid fucking face in every god damned picture!?!?!?! i cant stand this bitch
John | March 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Is it me, or did she not look a whole lot better before the changes?
HAYZUES | March 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Hey isnt she in the movie White Chicks??
small business health insurance | March 16, 2010 at 6:39 pm
@32, shame on you, that’s the only face she can make
Swankie Mcjaggert | March 16, 2010 at 7:01 pm
You know what jerks!!! She’s a beautiful woman and her hair smells of cinammon and mint! She brushes her teeth with gold!!!!! her bottom is as laminated as any fine sheet of paper you will ever see!!! Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size, like something really small!!!!
small business health insurance2 | March 16, 2010 at 7:06 pm
MY SIZE IS NOT SMALL!..Swankie McJagert…fi that is your real name!? I bet its not, I bet its not your real name, you cowardly hog! I would strike yo down if I had the opportunity but…alas…
I AM NOT SMALL! SO I WOULD HAVE TO PICK ONE SOMETHING VERY VEYR LARGE…if I were that kind of guy…or girl…like YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DDDDDD
I am not small. Period.
KIKI | March 16, 2010 at 7:24 pm
OK SWANKIE.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Heidi is Hot, Sexy and Beautiful. If any normal guy saw her and did not know her history they would fight to be with her. Smart guys won’t care and will still chase her once her loser Husband goes away.
Most of the people hating on her are young women and gay men in love with the boring Lauren Conrad.
Do_FreeBird | March 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm
She looks like a fucking Android.
Mama Pinkus | March 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm
sad…….as annoying as she was before, at least her face had character – now she looks like some sort of borg whore
Bianca | March 16, 2010 at 8:39 pm
That chick looks like shit. She ought to tell her doc to go back to plastic surgeon school cause she still looks like the same horsey face, ugly chick.
sos | March 16, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Is she spraying herself with something painful? (I hope so)
me again | March 16, 2010 at 10:20 pm
what an asshole….stupid… she looked fine before….
edward | March 16, 2010 at 10:23 pm
spray in the f@#king eyes so i don’t have to look at her…
Liz | March 16, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Is it just me, or does she have either a third nipple or a giant tit zit?
Here:
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-heidi_montag_multitasks_her_br.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thesuperficial%2FSNxk+%28The+Superficial+-+Because+You%27re+Ugly%29
Marcus | March 16, 2010 at 10:50 pm
I thank #37 small business health insurance2 for saying what we all felt but were afraid to say.
I salute you sir.
fonzeyfu | March 16, 2010 at 10:53 pm
“…with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.” LOL. This is why I return to SF.
BennyfromThames | March 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm
In terms of her looks I’m not going to lie, I would love to grab that long blonde hair and raw dog her till I filled her gas tank up! Her looks & pussy are the only reason has any fame, or any male so much as tolerates her existence. As for her personality, well I imagine being exposed to Heidi Montag unfiltered would be the mental equivalent of sitting next to the autistic kid in class that just shit his pants while the teacher decides to rake her nails down the chalk board randomly for a solid hour! It starts out interesting with a few chuckles but would get fucking old fast. An I agree she was a moron for getting plastic surgery and if she keeps it up she’s going to end up looking like Rocky from Mask.
Jas | March 17, 2010 at 12:05 am
She actually looks like a man in these pictures.
Like ACTUALLY!!!