Heidi Montag’s breasts can multitask

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2010

While defying the very laws of reason by acting in a legitimate film yesterday, Heidi Montag somehow find time to squeeze in a photoshoot for her line of hair care products. So not only is Heidi an actress, she’s a working model with all the beauty and grace of Barbie having a stroke.

We’re in a parallel dimension, aren’t we? Goddammit.