Heidi left Spencer

Just when I think I’m out…

Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag’s rep just announced she’s separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports:

Heidi’s rep tells TMZ, “Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.”
We’re told Heidi is looking for a new place in Malibu.

With The Hills coming to a close I can’t say I didn’t see this coming a gay mile away. Fortunately, with someone as emotionally unstable as Spencer, there’s not a lot of guns lying around around the house that will make all this go away with the warm, sweet, non-judgmental embrace of death. Where there’s also naked men holding crystals. That grant reality TV contracts just put the fucking gun in your mouth.