Heidi left Spencer

May 28th, 2010 // 137 Comments

Just when I think I’m out…

Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag’s rep just announced she’s separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports:

Heidi’s rep tells TMZ, “Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.”
We’re told Heidi is looking for a new place in Malibu.

With The Hills coming to a close I can’t say I didn’t see this coming a gay mile away. Fortunately, with someone as emotionally unstable as Spencer, there’s not a lot of guns lying around around the house that will make all this go away with the warm, sweet, non-judgmental embrace of death. Where there’s also naked men holding crystals. That grant reality TV contracts just put the fucking gun in your mouth.

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  1. lol

    thanks for making america look retarded.

  2. fugoverdose

    ..
    funny how easily people get fooled ..
    they are both vaopid slanderous slimeballs …
    ‘speidi’ will be movin’ heavy into the porno now sure as hell ..or snuff?!!!
    only other alternative is to sue the doc’ ..
    betcha he’s a nervous wreck ..heeheehee
    how f’n big that doctor made her face ! …lawwwwwwd!

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  4. Gando

    Is this true? Or is this a publicity move?

  5. Nero

    A lesbian married to a gay guy.I mean,who’s making all these plans? MTV?

  6. Rhialto

    She’s a sexually confused person.When is she coming out her closet?!

  7. skanksinc.

    hey horsey …go to korea faaaaast & git them leg extensions so’s ya’ don’t gotta hide them little teeny legs with photoshop , twistin’ , turnin’ & various other open snatch shots to distract people from the reality of what you REALLY look like!
    sue that faggot doctor for makin’ your face waaay too big now …
    pumpkinhead vapid slanderous whorin’ skank ..you play the victim well you piece of shit ..

  8. nancy

    This is more publicity whoring. .
    They are trying to get media attention
    (again)for a reality show .
    Guess they won’t stop until the media stops .

  9. Darth

    How about Heidi Montag and LiLo next?

  10. bimbamboing

    Despite all her surgeries she doesn’t really have this chemistry with her male audience . .What’s gonna cause more surgeries and so on . . . .

  11. Gando

    She doesn’t really understand a thing of men.There’s a lot of man-hate in her.

  12. Nero

    Is she gonna shoot a man?!

  13. captain america

    we must feel sorry his penis was in her……………

  14. I pray she gets ass implants and science finds a way to transplant entire faces and breains.

  15. KumaTenshi

    Love how she keeps babbling about her acting career…..she has no acting career!!!!

    She has a single stupid cameo in an upcoming adam sandler movie, and that’s more than likely just going to be to mock the hell out of her.

    Being on a reality tv series, does not make you a fucking actress!!!!

  16. starmaker

    The older you get,the more your personality is going to be visible in your appearance.Your mask slowly falls apart.What will remain,the ugly or the beautiful you?

  17. rita

    @64 – she already has ass implants, it’s just that they’re not clownishly big ones (ala Coco or KK). they actually look pretty good. the liposuction and ass implants came out looking good on her, boobs and face look like shit, though. her first c-cup boob job was very well done, i don’t know why she screwed with them.

  18. bimbamboing

    In some people there’re monsters in hidden and in others angels.What’s hidden in this girl?

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  20. Burt

    “thanks for making america look retarded.”

    What are you talking about? It’s what America does best.

  21. Kristen

    Um hello? Who gives a shit they’re about to get divorced. What we should be focusing on is how stupid they look in these pictures. Perfect material laid out to mock these vapid assholes. We don’t even need to attack their looks; their pictures are so funny and the total opposite of what I assume they were taken for– to look “cool.” gun pictures could be cute with some couples– not them. their facial expressions show how seriously they take themselves, but they just end up looking like a couple of goofy average looking teenage girls from the midwest…. wait…..

  22. Zoe

    How long before the Heidi Montag sex tape comes out?
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  23. PostmortemG

    “The pics would have been better if she was butt naked and she was actually shooting live rounds at Spencer.”

    You´re my kind of person, sir/ma´am. =D

    Anyway, this can only be good news… that is, if it´s not a stupid publicity stunt. And i think Heidi Montag *DOES* have a future in movies, even if just as a parody of herself.

  24. Rhialto

    Does she attend auditions for movie roles?

  25. cc

    She’s a moron now and she was a moron then…but she was a lot more appealing than the plastic fantastic she has become.

    That notwithstanding, had I the opportunity now, I’d take her to bed and do very, very dirty things.

  26. starmaker

    She’d have a cameo role in the upcoming movie ‘Just go with it’.. She’s a wannabe actress ofcourse.

  27. billabong021

    I honest to god pictured this ending in a murder suicide… huh..

  28. Cartman

    This is just more stupid publicity stunts for their retarded as fuck TV show.

    I’d still like to bang this chick.

  29. She looks pretty holding that gun. More than that fact itself, I won’t comment anymore. LOL

  30. dude

    oh heidi point those things at spencer’s head and pull the trigger..

    @78 i think so too she should off spencer cos before he star-80′s her….

  31. SO RIGHT

    Spencer seems a bit over the top and narcissitic. Perhaps Heidi would be better without him. But Heidi pretty much shot herself in the foot with all her plastic surgery. There is no way she could ever get a decent, respectable role looking like she does. She should have left her face alone, because she was a cute, natural looking girl.

  32. Shitty_Safety

    Keep your finger off the fucking trigger you stupid fucking losers.

  33. Brrr

    Oh, pics from back when she was still smokin’ hot. Such a shame.

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  39. Well, Heidi fails basic trigger discipline in each and every photo. She have TRIED to look more like an idiot.

    It’s to be expected though.

  40. Marksmanship how kind! ! ! !

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  42. VtFarmboy

    Is it me? Shes holding the pistol in the first pic with her left hand finger on the trigger….. in all the other pics she is holding them right handed……. and we are supposed to beleive she knows how to shoot these things? Before she handles my wepon she better take some lessons and not jsut do what the photographer says.

  43. SOS

    Is this post surgery? Because she looks totally normal

  44. SOS

    I tried to post this too: her eyebrows dark look so much better than light!! I think she looks soo beautiful here. It doesn’t look pre-recent surgery, but doesn’t look post. I can’t tell. Any ideas when these were taken?

  45. Fati87

    Quelle suprise!

    It’s a very baaad idea for people from your culture to get married at such a young age, since your brains only activate post-30, late 20′s, if you are very lucky.

  46. Lita

    PEOPLE, WAKE UP!! This is a publicity stunt, Heidi and Jenifferbunney (the hills season 2 and 3) are going to live together this summer and film a new show, so this is just a prstunt to promote that show..LAME

  47. She is cute!!!!

  48. RtSS

    These images are from her pre-10-cosmetic surgeries in one day. She still looks human. She is freakin’ doable in all three of her wet moist holes in these images. Now, she’s a plastic, frozen faced gigantic boobed barbie. I’d still have fun prodding her with my schlong, in all three pleasure pockets, and a bit of the fun-bag clevage, but it would be like poking a blow-up doll. Where’s the fun in that? I think she would like it in her tight little surgerically bleached poopchute. Heidi, call me. Come over and assume the position Face Down Ass Up.

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