Heidi Montag showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event and proudly displayed the issue in which she basically states that she’d rather die than have small breasts. Amazing. This would be like Britney Spears smiling and holding up the issue of Ok! Magazine that details her coke problem and shoddy parenting skills. Though, to be fair, I hear she does walk around with it and shows it to people. And by people I mean the guy at McDonald’s that makes the fries. He understands her.
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age | September 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm
ewww
hollyj | September 28, 2007 at 4:03 pm
No idea who this chick is, but kudos to her for at least being honest about it all.
havoc | September 28, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Never heard of her……
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Turkey Neck | September 28, 2007 at 4:05 pm
what an opportunist.
did she finally get properly fitting shoes?
She has a horse face.
Tits McGee | September 28, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She needs to fill those thin lips with hobo tissue.
antoine | September 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Don’t know her but I would total hit that!
Texas Tranny | September 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
That’s a fucking ugly ass dress.
coach_d | September 28, 2007 at 4:07 pm
errrrgh… what a bitch
TS | September 28, 2007 at 4:11 pm
That dude’s a fuckin fag.
TS | September 28, 2007 at 4:12 pm
And she’s beat.
leatherdaddy | September 28, 2007 at 4:13 pm
quit feeding her ego with blogs of her on this site fish. shes not even pretty!
cookievanderbilt | September 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm
1. When did Camilla Parker Bowles spawn a daughter?
2. The kid should’ve gone bigger.
3. To be fair, she’s only holding that stupid magazine because she’s AT an US Weekly event.
p911gt10c | September 28, 2007 at 4:16 pm
The epitome of being known for absolutely no reason.
ganzagwenie | September 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Is it just me or does she have a GIANT head?
Bam | September 28, 2007 at 4:24 pm
i love how she’s posing like she’s someone famous who’s wearing a nice dress. what a stupid broad.
gotmilk? | September 28, 2007 at 4:25 pm
does she have to urinate, is that why she’s standing like that?
TS | September 28, 2007 at 4:25 pm
No, you’re right. That’s a huge melon for sure.
Mystery Method | September 28, 2007 at 4:26 pm
She can be vapid on my face. :)
TS | September 28, 2007 at 4:27 pm
She’s got a creepy smile where somehow you can see ALL of her top teeth and gums. Even the ones way in back.
Bam | September 28, 2007 at 4:29 pm
It’s so sad because she thinks she’s hot.
Magnolia | September 28, 2007 at 4:30 pm
She is that idiot from “The Hills” who is only “famous” for being Lauren’s friend. She has no damn clue about the tool (self absorbed-probably gay-materialistic-jerk of a boyfriend-waste of a human) Spencer that she is engaged to. GAG.
x | September 28, 2007 at 4:31 pm
WHAT ABOUT THE HIDEOUS FACE? WHY WONT SHE FIX !THAT!?
PS WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUIDI?
Shallow Val | September 28, 2007 at 4:32 pm
And I’M Shallow Val. This, boys and girls, is the reason why we are going to be blown to smithereens because douchebags like the one above are what represents young society today. That’s it folks, we’ve peaked, and now it’s time for our time to be over.
Anyone have a little wooden shack in the mountains they want to sublet? Huh? Anyone? I’m looking….
combustion8 | September 28, 2007 at 4:32 pm
look its mr. ed and wicket the ewok.. match made in heaven.
shanipie | September 28, 2007 at 4:39 pm
How’d someone this stupid looking get to be famous?
ken | September 28, 2007 at 4:43 pm
yeah…i understand completely….having a body like that to hate IS painful…i mean, look at this chick……if she’s always hated her body i cant imagine how she feels about that face!! maybe she should just hold up a MAD! comic and complain about her perfect teeth too!! i really feel for her….it’s got to be hard for her….and i’m not talking about what’s in my pants either. c’mon…let’s get serious here…theres a really ugly, deformed person opening up…her, not me.
KamUK | September 28, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Christ what kind of message does this send to young teens – thick bitch she should be killed. By me.
WTF? | September 28, 2007 at 4:47 pm
That douche manages to get in all of the pictures. Spencer too!
sla | September 28, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Why is she posed next to a wax mannequin?
Sunset Nice | September 28, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Thanks, CAA!
eXtasyStef | September 28, 2007 at 5:00 pm
#23…’Peaked’ and ‘Mountains’… So very subliminal.
And she doesn’t have to fix her face…with that rack, no one’s eyes ever get up there.
MariahCarey | September 28, 2007 at 5:01 pm
In the last pic, all the time that that dude is kissing Heidi he is wishing he was kissing me. Heidi knows this and will be taking drugs to handle it. Bigger boobs ain’t the answer either. She could have the new world trade center buildings stuck on her chest and he’d still be dreaming that Heidi was me.
BunnyButt | September 28, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Is that her son in those last two pics?
jacknasty | September 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm
12: spot on mate! She looks just like Camilla Parker Bowels!
Megina | September 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I personally think, compared to most people, she’s not THAT bad looking. Especially so if we got to see some of the people who bash her…I have a feeling that she’d look like a supermodel compared to some of the people who get on here and post anonymous comments…
Anywho, that doesn’t excuse her for being a moron who’s fame is for merely sitting on the beach and talking on her cell phone all day. What happened to the starlets of the 40′s and 50′s? Women who were famous for something?
Also…people. Stop trying to emulate this guy’s humor style. It’s incredibly lame to try and steal material.
pissy skank | September 28, 2007 at 5:12 pm
more man-ish than her boyfriend.
alf oldland | September 28, 2007 at 5:16 pm
absolute lack of consciousness here — it’s Cocytus for this one and she won’t even know it.
igroovin | September 28, 2007 at 5:20 pm
*EVERYTHING, FAKE, EVERYTHING*
damnyou | September 28, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Congratulations, you’re 21 and look 40.
Spencer Pratt | September 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
I look like such a douchebag in these photos.
LL | September 28, 2007 at 5:42 pm
As repellent as this person is, there are a lot of chicks who apparently agree. I’ve seen a few minutes of that douchey Dr. Beverly Hills or whatever the hell it is, and these women act like having normal-sized boobs (ie, not gigantic porn star boobs) is a birth defect that we should pity them for. I have no doubt that most women who get fake boobies wouldn’t take it quite that far, but I’ve always thought that if you’d take the money that fake boobs cost and invest in, say, an education, it would be money better spent. I know that’s crazy talk, but that’s just how I roll.
Fonda Peters | September 28, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I bet on her at Santa Anita Race Track before, the hag came in last place and I lost my $5.00. But the handlers still gave her plenty of hay to eat after…….
Willlllbbuuur
lil princess | September 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm
@ 40…. dont worry, not only do you LOOK like a douche bag… you are one!!
Liame | September 28, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Whoever she is…….shoot her.
Kelly P | September 28, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Will someone please make these two go away??? FAR AWAY.
sharpeidude | September 28, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Holy ballsacks Batman! It’s Evil Ken and Evil Barbi back in Gotham City!
conan | September 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
agree with #2, at least she she has the balls to admit her ps, unlike all the other 99% other actresses who swear they are “all natural”.
It's a Boob-A-Rama | September 28, 2007 at 7:51 pm
She is my Idol.
I got a boob job a few years ago for the same reason. However, I’m pretty and don’t look like a horse. People tell me that I look just like a young Catherine Deneuve. And, yes I did have the boob job for the same reasons as her. You Superficial bloggers should understand this if anyone will. It’s 2007 why not look your best with the help of modern technology. No one wants the ‘natural’ look anymore that is so ’70s.
I hope some of the other bloggers out there get piss-off because there are over 2 million of us ever year in the United States just like me and her.
Hollywood Agent | September 28, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I think that in 100 years, futuristic archaeologists are going to be digging up all these Hollywood grave sites and wonder why there are two giant bags of silicone goo in each of the women’s grave sites, and they will be standing there scratching their heads wondering what was the purpose of these things…..
meghan | September 28, 2007 at 8:23 pm
These girls are delusional and don’t live in the “REAL” world.