With The Hills being taken out to a field and shot, Heidi Montag is excited to begin her career as a “full time motion picture actress.” In fact, she even wrote a screenplay to get things started. I’m not even joking. Via People:
One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”
So let me get this straight: All this time Heidi Montag has secretly been the greatest screenwriter of our generation? Jesus Christ. Who saw that coming? James Cameron’s probably stealing this pitch for Avatar 2 as we speak. “Okay, remember how they were all on that crazy planet with the messed up shit? This time it’s on a beach patrolled by Heidi Montag’s 3D tits. You give me money now.”
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Double anal creampie Heidi, that is the proven method to become a respected motion picture actress.
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Ofcourse i could help her with tons of advice and maybe even help her to write a brilliant screenplay. . But why should i? Am i gonna get paid for that?
How about an erotic thriller with Jack Nicholson? Or perhaps even Gary Busy?
but the skirt was too cute like a little old .. :)
it looks like she brought a Barbie doll to her plastic surgeon and said “Make me look like this!”
I mean..she doesn’t look like Frankenstein, but that sure doesn’t look natural!
Heidi is fucking HOT as Hell faggots and fat bitches. Get over it, she’s the hottest thing on this punk site.
Let’s admit it, every woman here would love to have a body like hers. I certainly would. That’s almost perfect, minus the oversized tits. Too bad she didn’t get some brain surgery while she was at it.
Um… I think oversized tits IS her body. Is anyone looking at anything else??
Oh she’s so fake! only Americans like fake chicks like that!
I am 100% agree with that Heidi has ruined her face by doing lots of plastic surgery on her face and body . Now she is thinking about starting her career in writing . What the hell is this? The person who is mad about getting beautiful and who blindly had lots of plastic surgeries without any sense is now planning to write. I am dam sure that she can’t do this .
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First, I think it is very natural ..
Then, my dear friend Amanda, I think every woman is beautiful, I’m sure it belongs to you:) but I do not know the people in these pictures may seem like the original, not. Beer was so weird .. N
Dear Kate and I just did not see what you think of some;)
I am not given the right to Ricarhad ..
I think the better idea would be taking anyone behind her nonsense should be shot with her having to watch. Then her. Then Paris.. And so on…..
Heidi Montag’s boobs after plastic surgery
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Heidi_Montag_before_and_after
so hot.
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Anyone else notice that she’s still wearing her wedding ring?