Heidi Montag is gonna make it

March 26th, 2010 // 125 Comments

With The Hills being taken out to a field and shot, Heidi Montag is excited to begin her career as a “full time motion picture actress.” In fact, she even wrote a screenplay to get things started. I’m not even joking. Via People:

One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

So let me get this straight: All this time Heidi Montag has secretly been the greatest screenwriter of our generation? Jesus Christ. Who saw that coming? James Cameron’s probably stealing this pitch for Avatar 2 as we speak. “Okay, remember how they were all on that crazy planet with the messed up shit? This time it’s on a beach patrolled by Heidi Montag’s 3D tits. You give me money now.”

Photos: Splash News
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  4. Darth

    Ofcourse i could help her with tons of advice and maybe even help her to write a brilliant screenplay. . But why should i? Am i gonna get paid for that?

  5. Starmaker

    How about an erotic thriller with Jack Nicholson? Or perhaps even Gary Busy?

  6. but the skirt was too cute like a little old .. :)

  7. Nikky

    it looks like she brought a Barbie doll to her plastic surgeon and said “Make me look like this!”
    I mean..she doesn’t look like Frankenstein, but that sure doesn’t look natural!

  8. Impressed

    Heidi is fucking HOT as Hell faggots and fat bitches. Get over it, she’s the hottest thing on this punk site.

  9. Amanda

    Let’s admit it, every woman here would love to have a body like hers. I certainly would. That’s almost perfect, minus the oversized tits. Too bad she didn’t get some brain surgery while she was at it.

  10. Um… I think oversized tits IS her body. Is anyone looking at anything else??

  11. Oh she’s so fake! only Americans like fake chicks like that!

  12. I am 100% agree with that Heidi has ruined her face by doing lots of plastic surgery on her face and body . Now she is thinking about starting her career in writing . What the hell is this? The person who is mad about getting beautiful and who blindly had lots of plastic surgeries without any sense is now planning to write. I am dam sure that she can’t do this .

  13. I would still suck on her bum hole for hours. How do you like that?…………..Whore!!!!!!!!!

  14. First, I think it is very natural ..
    Then, my dear friend Amanda, I think every woman is beautiful, I’m sure it belongs to you:) but I do not know the people in these pictures may seem like the original, not. Beer was so weird .. N
    Dear Kate and I just did not see what you think of some;)
    I am not given the right to Ricarhad ..

  15. Bruce Wayne

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  21. Jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else notice that she’s still wearing her wedding ring?

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