Heidi Montag is doing Playboy

June 11th, 2009 // 94 Comments

Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy, according to People. I don’t want to say this is the only useful thing she’ll ever do because I hate stating the painfully obvious. On a related note, finally the world will have something to ward off Spencer Pratt with: Naked pictures of his wife.

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  1. Cathy

    They are really Sexy, you like Big woman or man? Recently, I found a friend platform ******Cougar Circle. c o m*****, where a lot of people from different walks of life share their happiness and sorrow. If you are interested, I am sure they will welcome you to join !!

  2. Initial_G

    NICE!!! Spencer is such a douchebag so being able to make fun of his dumbass and stare at his wife’s naked boobs is a double plus!!

  3. sandy

    somethin tells me that if heidi still looked like this:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4ynpbjsnPvk/SPaHNLCDHsI/AAAAAAAAGx8/oFvSm100Tzs/s400/heidi-montag-pre-post.jpg

    that playboy wouldn’t even know who she was let alone let her do a spread. plastic surgery is fine and all as long as the people doing it remember where they came from (i.e. their humble ugly beginnings). but this chick thinks she’s a supermodel all of a sudden when she is now just pretty at best. and on top of that, she’s a complete idiot (H.S. diploma is the furthest she’s gone), is a money-grubbing materialistic wench, she treats other people like crap, and she thumps the bible the entire time. have you seen her and spencer on “i’m a celebrity. get me out of here”? they’re disgusting.

  4. Haha Sandy, great link, thank you!

    I am sure posing for playboy was all she ever wanted .
    She is the vainest person I have ever seen.

  5. The Bisexual

    You know…I’ve gotten Playboy for YEARS…and only in the last year and a half or so have the centerfolds and other nude pics been cruddy. They must be scraping the bottom of the barrel now…there’s no way I would want to see her completely in the buff.

  6. Danny

    DO NOT WANT!!

  7. ph7

    She’s my perfect Hate Fuck.

  8. sm

    How is she doing this assuming she is a high and mighty christian.? Such a lier

  9. whattheshit

    Other than seeing their pics on this website, I don’t know or care who these jackoffs are, but I want that dude to fight Pete Wentz in a death match. I think that would be awesome.

    I’ll gladly look @ her airbrushed ta ta’s for free on the internet.

  10. Zanna

    She might as well do a Maxim shoot.

  11. dirk

    Butter Face. Nice body.

  12. v-tard

    Like a bunch of others have said: She won’t go through with it. She’ll pull out at the last minute, say she found Jesus, yadda yadda yadda.

  13. Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

  14. Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

  15. Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

  16. Darth

    Hasn’t she disappeared yet?

  17. Bob Smith

    Put Spencer in Playboy. He has a cunt…..

  18. Nero

    Shall i have her name written in the big disappearance book?

  19. Boogeyman King Dong

    Boo! How bout the Mongolian punishment?

  20. Rhialto

    Are they still in Costa Rica? We could send them some cannibal Aztec Jaguar warriors to keep them company!

  21. LOLWTFBBQ

    God this bitches face is awful!

    and on the other hand…… “Cathy”, this post?:

    “They are really Sexy, you like Big woman or man? Recently, I found a friend platform ******Cougar Circle. c o m*****, where a lot of people from different walks of life share their happiness and sorrow. If you are interested, I am sure they will welcome you to join !!”

    Jesus was this typed by a stroke victim?? Might wanna work on the sales pitch. Just sayin

  22. Meursalt

    First stop Playboy, then B softcore movies, and finally Vivid contract star. Hell if it can happen to Miss America it can happen to this bimbo.

  23. what an undeserving cunt. but she’d be perfect for playboy

  24. Matthew

    DAMN IT FISH Stop Posting MR.OR MISS DOUCHBAG AND I WON’T BUY THAT PLAYBOY WITH MISS DOUCHE ON THE COVER!

  25. Chery

    She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at ” “r i c h P a s s i o n. C0M” too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,

  26. Chupacabra

    @ 30. Fuck U

    I love what you said, man. Fucking brilliant.

  27. Kelsey

    Does that actually count as a belly button? Does she not have one? This would explain so much.

  28. NATALIE

    THERE IS NOTHING OUTSTANDING ABOUT HEIDI. SHE IS AVERAGE AT BEST. THIN. BLONDE. BUT NOT PLAYBOY MATERIAL….

  29. The Listener

    #8 and #23 ROTFL

  30. JPRichardson

    Yes, yes and yes… BUT, she still has a PERFECT body.

  31. You Know What

    She really is pretty!

  32. squeehunter

    Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse… Then again, she’s not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

  33. squeehunter

    Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse… Then again, she’s not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

  34. squeehunter

    Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse… Then again, she’s not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

  35. squeehunter

    Oh crap triple post.

  36. House

    I love how Playboy was headed up by a woman till recently. How freakin ironic! We want our T & A everywhere, except in this airbrushed mag. All the cable news channels sell their T&A with the newsbunnnies! Talk about hypocrits! Why don’t people get upset over the shithead “dead body” shows on network TV every night…. I hope a little hannibal lecter eats your liver. chingaras :-0

  37. Rabbit

    DAMN! I can’t wait! I’m gonna be jerkin my gerkin!!!

  38. Heidi is really doing Playboy? When I first heard this rumor I thought it was too good to be true. Especially since the main thing I have always thought while watching Laguna Beach and The Hills is- ‘She would look right at home in a nudie spread.’ So I am sincerely grateful that my favorite magazine has asked her to pose. She will look very very lovely in her birthday suit. :D

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  40. .

    She is a beacon for skin Cancer. Seriously, I didn’t even know it was possible to be that white.

  41. datroof

    This slut is so friggin stupid looking it makes me want to kick a cat.

    But damn do I want to buttfuck her.

  42. RtSS

    Wait for it…

    Wait for it…

    Wait for it…

    Yes, just whippin’ up a little “10 cc” protein shake for this woman.

    Look at those legs! I just now need to decide where I deposit my pancake batter. One of three holes and each is ready.

    Hiedi is ready with mouth wide-open.

  43. TopCat

    She’s damn hot!

  44. She’s totally unattractive. I think seeing her naked may be the only few seconds I will ever have at being happy to see her in the media.

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