Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy, according to People. I don’t want to say this is the only useful thing she’ll ever do because I hate stating the painfully obvious. On a related note, finally the world will have something to ward off Spencer Pratt with: Naked pictures of his wife.
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mtrman56 | June 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I’m first who cares?
ardgelina | June 11, 2009 at 8:39 pm
gross!
Han | June 11, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Please let’s all ignore them (and this post)! This way we might get rid of them!!!!!!! :)
titsonsnack | June 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Is she ever NOT making that god damn face?
Does she even have any bottom teeth?
Brizzle | June 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Who cares? It’s already been said that she won’t show her vag so we’ll be seeing two fake tits of a D-list celebrity, which is essentially all what Playboy does anymore.
gin'n'juice | June 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I want to see her in this and then a hard core porno. I bet money she does “tasteful” nudes and we don’t get to see the goods.
Annabel | June 11, 2009 at 8:42 pm
If it weren’t because of The Superficial, I wouldn’t know who these two retards are. So… thank you???????
Lipster | June 11, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Posing for Playboy is what Jesus would have wanted
Andy | June 11, 2009 at 8:45 pm
How will Spencer “The Psycotic” Pratt react to this? Total Overload!!
Some Girl | June 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I hate her face, but her body is freakin hot.
Superbiggerevil | June 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm
She won’t go through with it I tell you, it’s all bullshit just to draw attention to both the douches!
assman | June 11, 2009 at 8:56 pm
the assmann passes.
spencer's gifts | June 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Yay! Horseface and plastic titties! You’re welcome!
AW75 | June 11, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Y??
Venom | June 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Thank God. Her body is killer.
OhGollyMsMolly | June 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Her sister is a 10.
Attractive enough
Celebrity enough
Rich enough
Needy enough
The Laughing G-D | June 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
It was inevitable…
Randal | June 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Congratulations Heidi for being recognized as a young women who men appreciate for the perfection that you are. Although your skin radiates a healthy warmth and will certainly attract much attention when you spread, I personally feel it will be your smile on the cover that will win all men over.
Randal
spooge | June 11, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Who cares.. she’s fugly man…
.................................S I D | June 11, 2009 at 9:18 pm
i hate to say this but if you but your finger over her face (in the photo above) she actually has a nice body, nice-ish hair, nice skin and stuff.
oh and that boob job isnt bad.
im a girl btw.
but her face kills it.
eat me | June 11, 2009 at 9:19 pm
It was said somewhere else she wouldn’t be showing nipple either so this will be one of those bullshit “celebrity” nude layouts where it’s just a bunch of her “naked” but not showing anything.
Qweromi | June 11, 2009 at 9:20 pm
nice legs … fake cute, but still works for me …
imaprick | June 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Titties for Jesus!!!
casualencounters.com/blog/ | June 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm
And keeping Spencer Pratt away from oneself is a very real and Serious problem that Affects a Lot of People.
CrunchPop | June 11, 2009 at 9:27 pm
This stupid cunt will either pose in a bikini, or topless with her arms covering her plastic tits, or she’ll bail.
I’d love to see her in a Hustler pictorial bent over a desk getting rammed from behind from a guy named Tyrone Jefferson. That’d be worth the price of admission!
Whatever | June 11, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Not interested.
LOL | June 11, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Then: Heidi Montag: “I’m a Republican and I’m voting for John McCain”
Now: Heidi Montag does Playboy
Ahhhh conservative “values.”
meee | June 11, 2009 at 9:44 pm
i hope they airbrush out her chin
dk | June 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Heres a photo idea for the whore. Strip her completley naked spread her legs so we can see if she has an ugly pussy. Then put an entire outfit on that chin and jaw she has. Mr. Ed ass bitch.
Fuck U | June 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm
I want to punch her in the fuckin face,
everytime she makes that stupid fuckin airhead face. God! I hate that whore.
I would fuck her, if I could kill her though.
I'm so Vapid | June 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Douche Bags & Dildos UNITE! Kill that which has brought you SHAME! Yyyaaaawwwwnnnnn….. Who gives a shit???….Over it and them….Fish, I thought you were going to not put these two ass hats on here anymore!
friendlyfires | June 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm
The day Playboy couldn’t sell a single copy of its magazine is upon us – what Jerry Falwell couldn’t do, Heidi Montag achieves in one strip.
Mr. Randal sir | June 11, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Notice “Randy” didn’t say anything truly human like “what a nice ass”?
The man is a machine I tell you.
Cathy | June 11, 2009 at 10:09 pm
wonderful….
quake | June 11, 2009 at 10:18 pm
She won’t get naked. It’ll be hyped up and she’ll be wearing a bra or some shit.
PostmortemG | June 11, 2009 at 10:25 pm
´Christian´ my ass… but Je$u$ Chri$t, she has a great one. =D
Dread not | June 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
You just knew Heidi had a naughty side waiting to break out! I’m going to take sick pleasure in watching this devout Christian girl baring it all in Playboy. I always knew God was pimp!
Funeral Guy | June 11, 2009 at 10:27 pm
This little fame whore is a complete idiot but I’d still like to see her cooch and her brown puckered asshole. If they don’t show the goodies, I’m not interested. Crappy bolt on titties are a dime a dozen.
Truth Doctor | June 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Heidi is sexy as fuck, and smarter than 90% of the people who post comments here. That’s the truth.
Donella | June 11, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Big chin is BIIIIIG
Don | June 11, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Big chin is BIIIIIG
Jenn | June 11, 2009 at 10:56 pm
WWJD? Not pose for Playboy that’s for sure.
Breakup Makeup | June 11, 2009 at 11:00 pm
NO WAY……
Robert | June 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I would enjoy jerking off into her mouth just to shut her up
ness | June 11, 2009 at 11:27 pm
im very suprised that jesus is going to let her do this!!!
g-money | June 11, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I’d pay money for her to keep her clothes on. What’s more shocking though, is that she is a ‘devout Christian’ and likes to flaunt that…I don’t see how this is Christ-like at all. She’s a pig.
Ew Gross | June 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm
No way she is Christ-like… She gives Christians a BAD NAME. Not all are like her. That’s crap.
H_Chick | June 12, 2009 at 12:14 am
@ 38
Funeral Guy you have to stop being so introverted and learn to express your true feelings! Stop holding back!
@ 39
Spew! Theres lunch hurled up – I think the smartest thing about her is her used tampons.
kelly | June 12, 2009 at 12:40 am
why am i not surprised? i bet you pornos are next, just because of that fact that her mouth is always wide fucking open and just .. eager and waiting. yick
maxchain | June 12, 2009 at 1:21 am
Yeah, well, remember when we found out Mariah Carey was going to be in Playboy and we all got our hopes up?…