Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe’s ass

Seen here practicing yesterday for the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been gigantic pains in the anus for pageant officials, according to Page Six:

She’s scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool” after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. “The Atlantis laughed in his face,” our snitch reports.

I love how Spencer had the labia flaps to demand the hotel pay him for being seen at their pool. Of course, if they knew what’s good for them, they would’ve paid him to drown himself in it. Because you know he would’ve done it. “Let me get this straight. I drown myself in the pool, and you’ll give me money afterward? — ON IT!”