Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe’s ass

August 20th, 2009 // 84 Comments

Seen here practicing yesterday for the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been gigantic pains in the anus for pageant officials, according to Page Six:

She’s scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool” after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. “The Atlantis laughed in his face,” our snitch reports.

I love how Spencer had the labia flaps to demand the hotel pay him for being seen at their pool. Of course, if they knew what’s good for them, they would’ve paid him to drown himself in it. Because you know he would’ve done it. “Let me get this straight. I drown myself in the pool, and you’ll give me money afterward? — ON IT!”

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  1. WTF

    I am going to vomit – WHY DOES THIS PIECE OF TALENTLESS SHIT GET SO GODAMNNED MUCH FUCKING ATTENTION?

  2. lola

    That is a killer body! She has obviously worked very hard on her body. Now she only needs to work on the personality and intellect.

  3. budah

    *sighs* damn trumps lost his freeking mind..

  4. Jamie's Uterus

    If anyone should be stuffed in a suitcase……

  5. no one cares

    is this bitch for real. NO thanks i would never want to look like horse face. someone needs to assassinate these morons

  6. Fati

    I would shoot Spencern Pratt with a hunting rifle.

  7. Fati

    @6
    Are you fucking kidding me? You think she is overweight? Go get a therapist, you bulemic loser.

  8. JoJo

    I love that you said LABIA FLAPS instead of balls!!!
    Balls aren’t really that tough are they?
    I usually say “uterus” because anything that can hold a baby for nine months can beat wimpy ass balls anytime.

  9. Jordan

    omg this couple is just plaine sick who in their right mind would ask to get paid to lay by the pool i can not believe she supports him and “loves” him these two people really make me sick please stop posting about them!!! they are vile and sick fame seeking good for nothing losers …. go away you two dumb horrible people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. SERIOUSLY………

    WTF were the execs @ Universe thinking???

  11. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  12. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  13. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  14. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  15. She’s hot, and I’d like to have sex with her.
  16. Bad Bad Leroy Brown

    Dis beetch…she need me and my bros to give her da 3-way ride to da moon! 3 big black snakes stuffed in every orifice…with mine being the biggest and baddest shoved right up her poop hole…den we would all pull out at once and give dis white pig a nice face wash…den we would do the same to dat pansy ass faggot “Spencer for Hire”….!

  17. abby

    Dear Editor,
    I thought we decided that you weren’t going to post anything about this ass?

  18. abby

    Dear Editor,
    I thought we decided that you weren’t going to post anything about this ass? I really enjoyed not seeing her face or her husbands for a month or so. Please stop taking money from her.
    Thank you.

  19. Galtacticus

    For what are these two famous for?

  20. Darth

    The reality outside the studios is a bit different?

  21. Nero

    They’ve probably a couple of millions by now and that’s why they think they’re in charge!?

  22. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sheggggggggggggggggggg i want to fly like the ang she is such a bitch and a whore i want to fuck her in her big boobs she is the only girl for me in the end of my life in the en she is the big pussy

  23. Lars2123

    looks fucking hot.

  24. heather

    I don’t know about anyone else but these two are seriously getting on my last nerve! They are so gross! Just the mention of their names makes me want to vomit! I mean really, they are so money hungry and think they are above everyone else it’s ridiculous!

  25. @53

    The reason they are calling her fat is simple.. her stomach is sticking out. (that does not mean she is fat though)

    Whether you think she is fat or not she is a bit of a weird shape in skin tight things. I guess that’s what happens when you see photos of real women who are not photoshopped, you notice that their stomach is sticking out, either from plain breathing or (slight) bloating that all women get because they are women. If her stomach was not concave in her photoshoots then maybe people would not be surprised to see her actual body. Or you know, her face. Yuck.

    What exact sports bra is she wearing does anyone know? Because I am curious of the power, as to how her insanely large implants look pratically flat (on the 8th one for example).

  26. bmose

    Everytime I see these two I think maybe the Taliban was right.

  27. bmose

    Just kidding DHS!

  28. See? I like these pics better than those Playboy pics. Maybe this pageant will finally destroy their attention whoring schemes once and for all.

  29. RtSS

    I’d scrog her in the poopchute with my schlong… Heidi, if you want some of that anal lovin’ you’ve been cravin’, give me a call. I’ll hump your ass like a wild stallion you horse faced, beyotch. You won’t poop for a couple of days, but it will be the best fudge packin’ you ever had…

  30. I would shoot Spencern Pratt with a hunting rifle. Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe’s ass.

  31. Heidi is an idiot, and so is Spencer. Can anyone remind me why they are famous again??

    Digital Scales

  32. speidie Die

    Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?

  33. gmoney

    id still fuck the hell out of her she’s smoking hott. no way spencer’s hitting that right

  34. well,
    Heidi is looking really gorgeous and i think she should do what suits her…I think no one should have problem with what she is doing…Best of luck…..

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