Heidi Montag is a Girl Gone Wild

You are all jealous because I am Heidi and you are not. Most girls with a body as hot as mine are doing porn to pay the bills. I have brains too!

I hate those fucking trucker sun glasses. That is only one of the heinous trends out there now. “10-4 Good buddy.” “Over and out!”

you’re pathetic heidi. you sold your soul to mtv, stayed with douchebag mcgee, and lost a great friend over it.

go kill yourself.

she needs her diaper changed… and I’m sure spencer is more than willing to change it for her… then bang her friend.

FUCK………today is boring……..No Frist, no Wet Eagle, nobody. This is turning to be a fucked up day.

53, you say that as if she was some sort of person of worth before mtv. I hardly believe that to be the case.

This site is giving me stupid popups for some dumb antivirus spam program. Thanks a lot ass!!

It’s been rumored that she has some major beef curtians…. judging by the pics it sure looks like it.

What’s with the repeated use of “beef curtains”?
Beef = meat from a cow
Curtains = a window covering
Beef Curtains = cunt?

Makes no sense to me.

I don’t know much about surfing, but doesn’t it require waves?

@59 – Very large labia.

So hot.

Want to touch the heiny……..

What a whore.

attention whore

she has such a great body. nice to see her and spencer toghether. i think she has the best body out of all the young girls in hollywood.

Thanks 61 but I said it didn’t make sense, I didn’t say I didn’t know what it was.

Her glasses are not big enough. She needs bigger glasses. What the fuck is wrong with this girl? Small glasses are out, big are in. The bigger the better. A girl’s sunglasses should cover her face, body, and cast a shadow across downtown. They should be so big they offset fucking global warming by bouncing the sun’s rays back into space. When a girl puts on her big glasses, night should fall on the rest of us. That’s how fucking big we want girl’s glasses.

I LIKE BIG GLASSES AND I CANNOT LIE…YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY…WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH GLASS COVERING HER FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!!!

The guy fixated on her ass as he “teaches her to surf” is priceless…

Can’t blame him though…

you can tell he’s totally getting hard watching her take her shower. She reminds me of tori spelling.

The planetoid glasses and the fucking douche bag staring at her crotch aside, I really like these photos. I would tap that for sure!

#65…she is stick-skinny with balloon boobs. That’s not a body type. That body does not occur in nature. If she didn’t have the implants, she would be so flat you could really notice how underweight she is and the Nicole type backlash would begin.

This just in from 71. Of the 5 or 6 billion people in the world, there is not one who is stick-skinny but has large boobs.
There are people who are nearly 8 feet tall, there are people who weigh 1000 lbs, there are people who have 95% of their body covered in hair, but there are no, repeat, no skinny people with large breasts.
That is all, We now resume normal programming.

#20, you’re my hero!

I like pic #11. You can tell that she’s been in that position before.

i would tap that ass so many times in one day…..i sound like a dork i know

Where is her supposed engagement ring?

Umm… Fish?

Did she call a press conference to attend this surfing lesson?

If not, why are you on her case?

Look, I like bikini girls as much as you do, but I’m not really sure why you need to rip on her to put her pics on the site.

spencer is a tool and she’s even more of a dickhead for staying with him.

I’m really starting to wonder why I didn’t watch “the Hills” more often. Oh that’s right, the show sucked.

I did get the urge to pick up an Italian Beef sandwich for some reason.

Why all the hatin’? This girl is SO friggin’ HOT! Look at that body! Why don’t we see more of her?

@72 I am skinny with large breasts. Unfortunately. Smaller are much better!

Who the hell rinses off like that?? She’s fug.

i dont know what’s classier, her bathing suit or star belly button ring. trash.

Dis has everything.
- girl on all 4′s
- showering
- bikini
- the best tit job I’ve seen in fours scores and 7 yeares
- douchebag guy frolicing with such hotness

he totally has a boner in pic #15 & #16.

and now so do i

This chick looks great. And I’m not even into blondes.

doesn’t she have to be drunk or drugged
to be wearing a girls gone wild bikini?

I would love to have her body.

I love those hills. Sick

yep i’d hit it hard couple times, but other than that there is nothing especial about her. now megan foxxx is a different story…..yumm

Oh now you’ve done it. Megan Foxx, me———-OW. The Maxim cover is hotzsa.

***team lauren***
Heidi is brainwashed by that terd , so sad cause she used to be a cool person and a good friend. I she never met that loser her life would be better. Heidi stop being MANipulated.

I think most people are tired of looking at her in another bikini. She needs another schtick.

I dont know who this chick is but I get a good feeling from her…….in my pants!!

please never post anything about this girl ever again

you forget to comment on her hot boyfriend, and when i mean hot, i meant evil gremlin leperchaun.

Wow… I want to squeeze those tits all day and night.

WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE

#80. “thats what she said”.

Hi there Heidi Montag, let’s meet den nächsten dienstag?

That is Spencer her jerk-off of a boyfriend.

Attention whore. She’s 100% aware of the paparazzi taking her picture but she’s trying to pretend like she doesn’t notice them. Cuz yeah, girls really take showers like that. Throwing their head back with their mouth open in an orgasm-like sigh. It’s so staged it’s not even funny.