Heidi Montag is a Girl Gone Wild
Heidi Montag, another person you’ve never heard of from MTV’s reality show The Hills, was spotted in her bikini trying to surf on some beach somewhere. Or something. Who cares? Does anybody care? Judging by the implants and Girls Gone Wild bikini I’d say her career is really taking off. This is it right here. This is the next big thing. Julia Roberts might as well quit the business now.