Heidi Montag is a ‘cheap’ whore, says fashion industry (I might’ve added the whore part)

August 29th, 2008 // 55 Comments

In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love because, obviously, she has the public persona of a retarded hooker. Fox News reports:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.
“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Other celebrities of a higher caliber than Heidi Montag:

1. The guy on the Pringles can.
2. Ross Perot.
3. Remember the dude who’s getting a Dell?
4. Jon Stamos. (Marginally.)
5. The Phillie Phanatic.
6. Me. (I want free shit! Size: SEXY.)

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  1. jissic

    curious. I just found her on a celebrity-dat-ing club ‘S e a r c h i n gM i l l i o n a i r e. c o m”. she looks really charming…

  2. prettyinpunk

    ttlly tacky! please Heidi, take some lessons from Audrina on how to present yourself if public .. step 1: new clothes … http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y

  3. prettyinpunk

    ttlly tacky! please Heidi, take some lessons from Audrina on how to present yourself if public .. step 1: new clothes … http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y

  4. Melissa

    #37: That was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you for that. And you’re absolutely right. That fleshbeard of his and those crazy asshole eyes of his are definitely anti-orgasmic.

  5. Cool.
    She can share with this pictures .

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