Heidi Montag is a ball of retardation and implants

February 27th, 2008 // 109 Comments
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Heidi Montag can’t do anything without it becoming a totally staged photo shoot. I bet she goes to the bathroom and gives the toilet paper roll a thumbs up and a smile. Here she is shopping at Kitson while cameramen film her for MySpace Presents: The Fit on MySpace Celebrity. I have no idea what that is, nor do I want to know. I’ll just end up wanting to firebomb everyone that uses MySpace. So watch out pervs, 15-year-old girls and, most of all, Dane Cook.

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109 Comments
  1. ((

    #99. LOL that’s awesome.

    Feb 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Thomas

    Who is this Heidi Montag, and what does your inane phrase, “a ball of retardation and implants” mean, exactly? Implants? Who knows, or even cares? From where I sit, Heidi stars on a reality shw, and is raking in the dough, while you post juvenile insults. Now, tell me again who’s a ball of retardation?

    Feb 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Laura

    It’s always nice when you realize that you’re way hotter than an celebrity. Especially one who is the same age as you, has already had a boob job and a nose job, and has a team of professionals to make her look good all the time. I’m not saying she is unattractive, it’s just really refreshing that’s all. Yay me. =)

    Feb 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Haley

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Here the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    Feb 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Pilatunes

    Laura @104

    Soooo, what are your plans for the weekend?

    Feb 28, 2008 at 5:33 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Typical Male

    I’d nail that. For sure. She looks to me like an insecure chick who compensates by making lots of noise during sex and by being willing to humiliate herself to please her man. Yeah, baby!

    Feb 28, 2008 at 7:06 pm /  Reply /00
  7. BishOP

    @107

    I bet she takes it A2M.

    Feb 28, 2008 at 7:35 pm /  Reply /00
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    But I’ll still let her get on deeeeez

    Mar 3, 2008 at 1:13 am /  Reply /00
  9. Porno izle

    Holy smokes, you’re right about her! She does look like Ann Coulter in a mildly retarded way. No wonder she turns my stomach.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 10:20 am /  Reply /00
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