Heidi Montag in Playboy

Woow.. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

she looks hott!! dont hate people…it makes u look dumb!!

She only has 1 look in her pictures, she is the female Derek Zoolander!!!

Is this the end of Playboy?

WTF is wrong with picture #4? That whole thing is just wrong.

what the fuck i thought this was playboy not maxim mag ….

Heidi Montag i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?

Was this playboy or Maxim?

Hasn’t her 15 minutes ended already????

Um…Im no expert BUT aint she supposed to at least show A boob…Possibly Two Playboy is slackin I actuslly wanted to see her nacked an silent But now EWW its not good at all.

Um…Im no expert BUT aint she supposed to at least show A boob…Possibly Two Playboy is slackin I actuslly wanted to see her nacked an silent But now EWW its not good at all.

Why the hell did she do Playboy if she didn’t plan on fully exposing her breasts? Um, hello, that’s kind of what Playboy is about. She probably has a botched tit job, and her nipples are all fucked up. On top of that, has anyone noticed that she’s got a flat ass? Even strategic posing doesn’t hide that fact very well. Not to mention her horsey face. Hef is clearly on the brink of senility.

dang is dat gurl hot or what. too bad she`s so damn stupid.

She needs to close her mouth! every shot has her big obnoxiously non-talented mouth open! She is a joke and her man is even more so! I used to like Heidi till she thought it was smart to go back to the dumb ass Spencer! They love that everyone talks about them because they get the attention… but don’t they realize that it is never anything good that anyone is saying??? She is beautiful but dumb and he is so ugly that it makes you sick to look at him! I think that everything lauren m up there said is true…her boobs are probably all jacked up! People would probably rather see Kate Gosslin(Jon & Kate) in Playboy with her seriously screwed up belly button than this horrible Speidi Spread!

Pic are so-so, curious why she choose Playboy as these could have been in Maxim. Wonder if the photogs allowed her fur-faced husband to hang around while these were taken…I’m sure he insisted. Anyone else get a Dorothy Stratten feel from these two, him in particular?

Why in earth couldn’t she just keep her mouth
shut, even in one picture!? Those facial expressions
aren’t like what real models do either… Same thing
with Audrinas photos, those girls aren’t real models,
it’s not enough that you can took your clothes off
TRY to pose sexy etc. If you want great pictures,
you need to do and be something more…

i want to see bush, wheres my bush

please get rid of this want to be social lite…..we are so sick of her and her candy husband…..spencer please come down to middle tennessee with that cowboy hat on so a real cowboy can put you in your place, and bring your stuck up wife with her fake and bought body to deal with real women and what they really think of her…which is fake blonde, fake body whitch………..

Why is she covering her goodies? Playboy aint what it used to be.
Carmen Electra’s issue is the only 2009 issue that’s worth jerking your chicken too.. and even that one’s photshoped to hell. Heidi should be ashamed of this garbage.. you have a smokin body but we want to see it all!

how does anyone consider this playboy? where are the nude pics?

I understand people are pissed that there is no nudity because its Playboy, but she’s a celebrity. So let’s all be honest here and admit that if she was nude, instead of criticizing her body and how she looks like a horse, you assholes would be criticizing how she’s a ‘whore’ or ‘slut’ for posing nude for a magazine. All you people need to grow up and get over the fact that you are probably not near as pretty as Heidi and never will be. The truth is, you are the people that go around saying stuff about other people to make yourselfs (probably fat and ugly) feel better. Think about if you were in the spotlight, how would you feel reading all these comments about yourself? Grow and get real lives, its seriously sickening reading these comments. The girl is gorgeous, except it, and move on.

oh and PS. I own horses, she doesn’t look remotely like one.

I understand people are pissed that there is no nudity because its Playboy, but she’s a celebrity. So let’s all be honest here and admit that if she was nude, instead of criticizing her body and how she looks like a horse, you assholes would be criticizing how she’s a ‘whore’ or ‘slut’ for posing nude for a magazine. All you people need to grow up and get over the fact that you are probably not near as pretty as Heidi and never will be. The truth is, you are the people that go around saying stuff about other people to make yourselves (probably fat and ugly) feel better. Think about if you were in the spotlight, how would you feel reading all these comments about yourself? Grow and get real lives, its seriously sickening reading these comments. The girl is gorgeous, except it, and move on.

oh and PS. I own horses, she doesn’t look remotely like one.

wow did spender take these pictures? they are soooooo(NOT) professional looking and although she looks pretty they are pretty boring. Why did playboy bother?

shut the fuck up al you fuckin idiots sayin oh shes ugly blah blah blah go get fuckd your al prob fat fucken losers who sit at there computers all day lookin for pic of hotties to say no there ugly because in all actual fact u no they would neva touch you let alone talk to a fuckin hillbilly fuck like you

Come on , she realy aint that bad at all , most of u wish u ever could hook a girl like that!
sry jealous small d!g bastards

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I feel like heidi is a wannabe Torrie wilson , except that torrie was fucking hot in her playboy photoshoot and would be hotter then this horse even if her face got ripped up and burned

I feel like heidi is a wannabe Torrie wilson , except that torrie was fucking hot in her playboy photoshoot and would be hotter then this horse even if her face got ripped up and burned

Who that WAS ONE HOTT-ASS “MAXIM” spread , bwhawha

She looks mighty tempting (in all her airbrushed glory) on all fours with her naked ass in the air. Zipper rupturing in fact.

Of course, that doesn’t diminish in the least my dislike for her or for Playboy’s attempts to cash in on ‘celebrities’ using non-nude photoshoots. It really is time for Playboy to go. Please.

I was not aware that she has moles on her tummy. I would play connect the dots, and then push my pen up her china mans eye!

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She use to be pretty. Now she just looks fake. And she wants more.. but what ever go for it girl its never going to be enough. She will always want more.

Yikes!

Who?

Guys I dont think its photoshop. I was looking at a recent People’s magazine. The girl has completely refigured her whole body. She has TEN plastic surgeries in one day….

gosh, she has ruined herself..she was cute before all that stuff…she is not Playboy material..and I love her dont get me wrong..but she has messed up BIG TIME!

I’d Fap to that.

Gosh, I like this pose much better. Look at her face!

Dudes, are you F King crazy? This girl is gorgeous! She reminds me one of beautiful Greece goddess!

She is so fuckin ugly as hell i’ve seen her in person i rather see Amy Winehouse than her what a waste of an issue the bitch won’t even get nude well i can see why with her very bad breast implants along with her 12 surgerys she had can we say body dysmorphic disorder

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I think she is pretty.

Thank you so much for sharing this.

Wow! Now he is a real blonde haired blue-eyed beauty is to see them as Wotan mean! You can hate him all you want but the best thing you’ve posted to date.

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This photo spread couldn’t even get a 10 year old boy a boner! What’s with the implied crap? This is not playboy quality at all! It’s not even hot enough for Maxim! What a total rip off!