Heidi Montag in her bikini/only useful form

May 29th, 2008 // 202 Comments

Honest Injun, heeding your cries, I’ve been exercising a moratorium on Heidi and Spencer’s horribly retarded candid (but really posed) shots. However, drastic times call for drastic measures. And I’d like to point you to the two drastic measures above. I’m going to step away from my keyboard now because I never type angry/aroused. *SMASH!* Shiiiit, I just knocked over my cubicle. Geekologist, are you alright? I was editing Heidi photos and- Hey! Eyes up here, bud. Nothing technological going on down there. That’s simply nature. And, okay, plutonium.

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  1. Tom T

    I can’t tell if Heidi is hotter than Paris in her audition tape for The Queen. check it out and let me know what you think:

    http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton

  2. Verez

    So much hate… yet so much love. She never fails to get me hard.

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